💰 Grifter Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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I'm Just A Worm said:
Nothing, the Sektur is dead and we are experiencing its final spasms before the corpse shits itself and gets eaten by worms, disappearing as if it never existed at all - only living on in the memories of a few deranged autists.

Also that’s why Kino Casino even has viewers, no competitors.
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It won't disappear, it'll just transform into something even more retarded and gay.
 
  • Paypigs donate hundreds in exchange for tailored paywalled content
  • Paywalled 5 hour review of Ralphs vacation video
  • Shilling existing paywalled Ralph content where they've stretched a 40 min video into 5 hours.
  • HRTTT wants another gold watch
  • Smartski wants a "fully gold" watch
  • "We're reinvesting the money!"
  • Cooking with Tardski videos twice a week
  • Gaming streams every week
  • 3 shows on Fridays
  • Smartski bought a sim racing setup. Its very expensive
    :smug:
 
Episode 36: Don't Be a Hero, Buddy!

I'm so glad the tard bell finally broke from overuse. The bit is now so much more tolerable without it.
 
Butt_Pouncer said:
Also it's fucking hilarious that Asstroon cut his skullet hair after many in this thread ragging on him for it. Pretty much confirmation he reads this thread 🤔
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I know right? I noticed that too.
Maybe we can peer-pressure him into wiping his forehead before the next stream as well.
 
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Wendy's Chili said:
I know right? I noticed that as well.
Maybe we can peer-pressure him into wiping his forehead before the next stream as well.
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Can we just get a stream where he sits down and eats two dozen hardboiled eggs in one sitting? Hell anything is better than listening to him faux scream "let's go" for seven and a half hour's.

Local Fed said:
Of course, the less that they (especially Andy) talk the better the content is. PPP used to be good on his own (with Surfer being a prominent side character) but now what he does with Tardski is basically a morning zoo radio show at night. Half of the shit that they say can pretty much be replicated with a soundboard which is really showcased in the videos that @IamnottheNSA makes.

  • "OOOOOOOOOOO"
  • "Hoooooooooooooooolyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"
  • "ASHTON, ASHTON, ASHTON!"
  • "WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!"
  • "SHEEEEEEEEEEEESH"
  • "Retard alert" *hits triangle*
  • "AAAAAaaaaAAAAA" (Tardski's forced tard laughter)
  • "[Paypig] for X dollars, thank you SO much"
  • "LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
  • "It's tough there, folks"
  • "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH"
  • "It is what it is"
  • "This is craaaaaazyyyyyyyyyyy"
Everyone, not just people who are making media, has phrases and other things that they kind of fall back on (and I think it happens more when people get older) but PPP and Tardski take it to a whole other level and stretch this shit out to 7-9 hours of nonsense. The latter is the more guilty party (being so genuinely fucking dumb and talentless) because he thinks loud = funny, and he doesn't have much to contribute so he draws things out to fill up airtime; it's like trying to fluff up an essay by adding extra words that don't need to be there.
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Troonski should have used up his usefulness to PPP's grift after the fuck Ralph festival. Bringing him on as a cohost was akin to Asston giving a chimp a loaded 9mm and releasing it into a crowded shopping mall.
 
New & Improved Username said:
Cooking with Andy lolcow recipe challenge, Ashton eats it
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=BKd-JYOTo-Q
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Holy fuck are those supposed to be quail eggs? And Gropeski made that? If you told me this was made by Kay I would believe you on the spot. No wonder the libs wanted to outlaw gas stove's as it prevents Copeski from desecrating what would have otherwise been perfectly edible food. What a waste for the heckin environment kiwi sisters.

Edit: I just realized it was cobes now it makes sense.
 
Drew Pickles 69 said:
Holy fuck are those supposed to be quail eggs? And Gropeski made that? If you told me this was made by Kay I would believe you on the spot. No wonder the libs wanted to outlaw gas stove's as it prevents Copeski from desecrating what would have otherwise been perfectly edible food. What a waste for the heckin environment kiwi sisters.
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It's KingCobraJFS, he boiled eggs in mountain dew and mashed the shells with a fork because he's retarded. I'm suggesting that Andy recreate it, I would even consider paying $1 to see them eat that shit.
 
Grand Wizard Wakka said:
Like 90% of KC viewers are bots, and I imagine maybe 10% tops are alogs hate watching for content.

Much like the sektur sector here on KF, where 90% of the posters are socks of the cows and their paypigs, and maybe 10% are good decent Yevon-adhering alogs staying on the outside of the zoo enclosure.
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I guess I'm just one of those bots then. I just leave them on at my brain numbing job, and their reactions are just funny. I know their show lacks substance, and meaning but they really do sell it. I like MATI as well for the same reason. All of the topics are kind of pointless and silly, it's the host that sells it. The same goes for the few people still into Ralph, and the ones who were into Terry Davis as a Lolcow as opposed to a genius. It's not the actions or the content, but rather how these weird people with busted brains reacts to it. At the end of the day that's really all this site is about.

Edit:By sell it, I mean their reactions to the fans and super chats are genuinely entertaining even if they are fake and gay. I'm starting to see the same kind of participation on Scuffed Realtor, and it looks like you can make something as boring as looking at houses great as long as you make it about the people watching.
 
macrodegenerate said:
I guess I'm just one of those bots then. I just leave them on at my brain numbing job, and their reactions are just funny.
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I can only take
>Wheezing laughter
>"Let's go!"
>"Woah buddy!"
>Retard monkey screeching
>Donation interruptions
>Retelling/narration of content they're about to show.
For so many hours.... But you do you man. You can't deny the show has problems. Just one look at Asstons timestamps says a lot, every other timestamp is a donation. That destroys the flow of a show on any stream imo.
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