💰 Grifter Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

[Red Facist Bunny]

To be fair Warski was knocked out so fast in that boxing match his mind was transported to 2017

 

[free_protons4u]

Like usual, I tried to watch after the fact where I can fast through the boring parts which is becoming more and more each week.
This episode was BAD.

Is Asston manic? He kept ranting and raving about the stupidest shit, ignoring and cutting off Andy to continue a bit about how Irish people are terrible or some unfunny shit. It reminded me of someone who is on the upswing of a manic episode.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

The absolute state of Ralph A-Lawgs

-Asstroon: fat, trooning out and obese
-Tardski: back on the coke, drinking heavily
-Kinogay: quit after being exposed, doxxed
-Pit Viper Fagsman/Shitstorian X: retarded 40 year old simp
-RetardPillGangbanger: coping, seething over his critics.
-Gayden McQueer: Coping hard and lackluster nontent
-Sundown Productions: barely posts, most quits
-Daddy Gym: dying of illness
-Guntwinson: doesn’t give a shit about Ralph anymore, laughs at all these losers

The chemo casino is on the decline, much like Asstroon’s mobility and Trandy’s sanity

Can for certain tell about the last 3
Sunrise - what funny stuff Ralph did in last months that was worth showing?
Gym - he do it on poast
Bri'ish one - moved onto next target

 

[AltisticRight]

If only they can get a quarter of the caloric intake of Ashton's morning tea in viewers.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

The Kino Casino should be 2 or 3 hours max. There's absolutely no reason for it to last 8-10 hours.

But then how will we get hours of PPPorkin and the Tard alogging that nice buffet family vlogging channel because the Buffet had a salad bar?

trooning out and obese
-Tardski: back on the coke, drinking heavily
-Kinogay: quit after being exposed, doxxed
-Pit Viper Fagsman/Shitstorian X: retarded 40 year old simp
-RetardPillGangbanger: coping, seething over his critics.
-Gayden McQueer: Coping hard and lackluster nontent
-Sundown Productions: barely posts, most quits
-Daddy Gym: dying of illness
-Guntwinson: doesn’t give a shit about Ralph anymore, laughs at all these losers

You forgot Gator and Randbot as Ralph Alogs. The Gat disgusting weeb who is into 3,000 year old Elf Girls that look like Infants and the Weeb Nazi Drunkard who is married to a Yenta.

 

[Farglemark]

The absolute state of Ralph A-Lawgs

-Asstroon: fat, trooning out and obese
-Tardski: back on the coke, drinking heavily
-Kinogay: quit after being exposed, doxxed
-Pit Viper Fagsman/Shitstorian X: retarded 40 year old simp
-RetardPillGangbanger: coping, seething over his critics.
-Gayden McQueer: Coping hard and lackluster nontent
-Sundown Productions: barely posts, most quits
-Daddy Gym: dying of illness
-Guntwinson: doesn’t give a shit about Ralph anymore, laughs at all these losers

The chemo casino is on the decline, much like Asstroon’s mobility and Trandy’s sanity

Aside from Jim, you can't really control an illness, it's like as Ralph gets worse, he drags everyone down with him. It's the sad reality of getting too invested in a lolcow, you end up cowing out yourself.

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

Jim, you can't really control an illness

You certainly can when its all in your head, er I mean a magical super illness that no doctor can identify but definitely has been gonna kill you any day now according to your fantasies for going on ten years. Not to mention every year is a new "OMFG ITS THE END OF THE WORLD! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!" over something new. Jim's current sperging is that the world is gonna become Fallout over the recent bank mess. His "super busy dying" has been to spend all day every day on Poast as usual. He's such a Spoony.

 

[Human Resources]

@Amber Turd good job with the archives. people have forgotten how pathetic he gets when hes in this part of the addict cycle. warski's a 34 year old teenager.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I refuse to believe anyone could eat 8 McDoubles and 8 bags of chips a day and have this kind of energy. I remember him mentioning how much he loved adderall on a episode of this week in nectar. Don't be a hero there buddy. Grinding your teeth is a nasty side effect. I don't think we need to worry about weight loss or loss of appetite though.

woahbuddy.mp4

He's definitely on some kind of amphetamine, his fucking jaw is going constantly.

Babies learning how to walk get in stupid situations all the time, those bruise marks were probably from Amanda or Ethan's hooves, grabbing Cozy.tv Rozy as she was falling from something. It's not intentional beatings, they're pinch marks

That's what I figured, it looked like she'd been snatched up quickly. Babies get into all kinds of shit when they start to move around.

Kino Casino should be 2 or 3 hours max. There's absolutely no reason for it to last 8-10 hours.

It's taking them longer and longer to reach their donation goal because the show is dead and the big whales have left. "Metokur Masochist" (Andys Dad) isn't able to bait in the donos anymore as Tardski burns through his cokebucks more and more.

Asston manic? He kept ranting and raving about the stupidest shit, ignoring and cutting off Andy to continue a bit about how Irish people are terrible or some unfunny shit. It reminded me of someone who is on the upswing of a manic episode.

See above.
For someone that fat and greasy to be that energetic I'm convinced he's on stimulants.
If they move in together Tardski is in for one hell of a rude awakening if Surfer was telling the truth about how Asstonne lives, with the hidden food waste and the piss bottles.
If the power goes down in winter and they get snowed in PPP will fucking eat Tardski.
We should start a countdown timer for how long until PPP rapes him.

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

It's taking them longer and longer to reach their donation goal because the show is dead and the big whales have left.

I find it hard to believe that 10 hour streams would help with donos at all. Like, the people who are gonna dono would dono early on, right? Then again, I dunno how they retain as many viewers as they do after 9 hours. Apparently all 500 or whatever live viewers are severely autistic, or bots. Not really a difference IMO. Neither have humanity.

I would think if anything would help with trying to get more human viewers and getting more donos, it would be doing 2-3 hour shows like 5 times per week instead of like 1 or 2 shows for 10 hours. Literally just split up what they would do. Even for content creators I LIKE, if I even see some like 3 hour video, I'm just like "eh, nope". Even if I wanted a few hours of background noise, I'd rather several bite sized vids than some retarded monstrosity. I dont even game for more than like 2 hours straight. Then again, I suspect most fans of the sektur are PPP/Boogie types who "bite sized" to them is a whole fucking turkey. Whales in more than one meaning of the word.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I find it hard to believe that 10 hour streams would help with donos at all. Like, the people who are gonna dono would dono early on, right? Then again, I dunno how they retain as many viewers as they do after 9 hours. Apparently all 500 or whatever live viewers are severely autistic, or bots. Not really a difference IMO. Neither have humanity.

I would think if anything would help with trying to get more human viewers and getting more donos, it would be doing 2-3 hour shows like 5 times per week instead of like 1 or 2 shows for 10 hours. Literally just split up what they would do. Even for content creators I LIKE, if I even see some like 3 hour video, I'm just like "eh, nope". Even if I wanted a few hours of background noise, I'd rather several bite sized vids than some retarded monstrosity. I dont even game for more than like 2 hours straight. Then again, I suspect most fans of the sektur are PPP/Boogie types who "bite sized" to them is a whole fucking turkey. Whales in more than one meaning of the word.

They must be bots. I just dont see how anyone could sit and watch that shit, let alone for ten hours, and people aren't tuning in, leaving, then popping back to see... what exactly?
The show is dead, it's literally unwatchable at this point. I'm seriously amazed how it's even worth their while, who the fuck is paying these clowns a grand a show?
I could understand when it was early on and they still had mildly entertaining content but it's been stale for months, plus they're on a different channel... it just doesn't make sense.
Like who is the audience for that shit?
PPP and his slimy shameless money grabbing, and Tardski just laughing like a seal and clapping like a monkey... even the fucking Commentary fags have more entertainment.
This whole sektur is a corpse and the parasites and Discord schemers are the maggots.
And the "Kino Casino" is the worst of them all.
I guess theres a lot of dumb shutins with spare tard bucks to throw to get their messages read out.
I can proudly say I have never donated a single cent to any of these fags, not even Daddy Gym

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

They must be bots. I just dont see how anyone could sit and watch that shit, let alone for ten hours, and people aren't tuning in, leaving, then popping back to see... what exactly?

That's what I think. With some severe autists sprinkled in, but again what's the difference?

I remember before Dakka went down, they were at 1200 from start to finish for those 10 hour streams. No fuckin' way something legit stays that consistent in viewers over like 10 hours, especially since they dont even cover breaking events. And when they went to Cathedral, the first few streams were still consistent 1200 somehow. So its not like they lost those live viewers in the channel move.

Its once PPP and Andy had to move in together and are clearly having financial trouble that the viewcounts are going down. I imagine they just can't afford as many viewbots.

This whole sektur is a corpse and the parasites and Discord schemers are the maggots.

Like 90% of KC viewers are bots, and I imagine maybe 10% tops are alogs hate watching for content.

Much like the sektur sector here on KF, where 90% of the posters are socks of the cows and their paypigs, and maybe 10% are good decent Yevon-adhering alogs staying on the outside of the zoo enclosure.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

They must be bots. I just dont see how anyone could sit and watch that shit, let alone for ten hours, and people aren't tuning in, leaving, then popping back to see... what exactly?
The show is dead, it's literally unwatchable at this point. I'm seriously amazed how it's even worth their while, who the fuck is paying these clowns a grand a show?
I could understand when it was early on and they still had mildly entertaining content but it's been stale for months, plus they're on a different channel... it just doesn't make sense.

Rand somehow has an audience of 150-300 basement dwelling Nazi weebs who stay for his 8-12 hour streams that he does daily.

Rand's show is also highly visual based so it's not like someone working in a factory can listen for their entire shift.

 

[Procrastinhater]

90% of KC viewers are bots, and I imagine maybe 10% tops are alogs hate watching for content.

Much like the sektur sector here on KF, where 90% of the posters are socks of the cows and their paypigs, and maybe 10% are good decent Yevon-adhering alogs staying on the outside of the zoo enclosure.

Yeah the complete saturation of the sektur with sockers and Discord schemers is why I more or less gave up posting on the Gunt board after Halloween up until the Chodebuds leaks, other than to just check up every so often.
It just stops being fun when it stops being organic for me at least. When most of the content and the people discussing it are sockers and oppers it becomes a fucking headache and I can't force myself to care.
Ralphs Aylaawgs aren't just worse than him they're killing the fun of it.
Seeing Ralph stagger from one disaster to another was fun, keeping track of these backstabbing faggots and their fucking scheming and seething as if any of this shit mattered... yeah I don't have the right mix of personality disorders to get and stay invested.

 

[MeltyTW]

They must be bots. I just dont see how anyone could sit and watch that shit, let alone for ten hours,

Like 90% of KC viewers are bots, and I imagine maybe 10% tops are alogs hate watching for content.

Much like the sektur sector here on KF, where 90% of the posters are socks of the cows and their paypigs, and maybe 10% are good decent Yevon-adhering alogs staying on the outside of the zoo enclosure.

i havent really seen objective proof theyre declining this badly .... but even i havent watched the latest episode. usually i can throw on anything above cog tier if it calls ralph a loser and you dont do messed up stuff to kids (abortski stuff aside)

Rand somehow has an audience of 150-300 basement dwelling Nazi weebs who stay for his 8-12 hour streams that he does daily.

Rand's show is also highly visual based so it's not like someone working in a factory can listen for their entire shift.

there are streamers who have audiences that can stay glued to their chairs but idk, theres no real proof afaik but im the exact target audience for this kind of shit sans a personal grudge i check all the boxes for someone whod listen to a fuck ralph show for ten hours .... and i cant. ive listened to ralph stream snipes religiously for months on end and its just nothing.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

Episode 33: Couldn't Be Me!

Good God what a pile of shit. I don't know how they manage to make every new episode worse than the previous one, but they are doing it! The amount of Cum Road shilling haven't gone down, in fact it got even bigger. I guess you could say that the free show became one giant cum road ad. I can see a future episode with them only saying "cum road" for 10 fucking hours (with Tardski making monkey noises in-between, 'cause he can't stop doing that to save his life).

i havent really seen objective proof theyre declining this badly .... but even i havent watched the latest episode

Oh, this was a bad one for sure. Probably their worst one in a while.
Running the "ASSTON THE BABY" joke into the fucking ground (if Jim didn't run it into the ground already, they did it for sure, pushing it through the lithosphere and straight into the mantle) while begging him for Cum Road subscription. Tardski doing monkey noises all the way through didn't help any.

Speaking of which, does Jim even watch this shit anymore? I remember how he was disappointed in them not covering the Kanye shit, and on his last streams when he was asked about the latest few KC episodes he said he didn't watch them, even though it's been a few days since their release. He did make a poast when their original channel went down (and I agree, false flagging anyone down is a faggot thing to do, doesn't matter who is getting false flagged), threw in an ASSTON THE BABY joke when Tardski announced he's moving in with PPP, and that's it really. I don't see him in chat either.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

i havent really seen objective proof theyre declining this badly ....

I don't think they broke over 3-400 viewers in the first hour.

 

[Benzo Samurai]

if they just did the gunt news i would maybe watch, they could also extend it to the sektur at large, hell even the sektur in an extended sense, covering sargoy of cuckad, cog the cuck, diddler dax, maybe even trust-fund nazi spencer, vaush and depresstiny, but the cum road shilling and dono-interruptions is so annoying and all-pervasive so one has to skip thru their long ass videos and its *not their jokes* which draws me to the show

its *not ppp singing or warski talking about himself* which is what i want to see at the kino casino, its *NOT warski gaming* which i want to hear about, its *NOT some boring ass gay political bullshit* i am looking for, its literally just the sektur i want there, pure sektur content is all i ask for, just cover the damn sektur, that was all i ever wanted from kino casino, *NOT subscribing to some dumb gumroad i will *NEVER* give money for the sektur, NOT warski gaming content (i would rather minecraft myself), NOT muh political shit whether thats covid or the jq, i dont give a fuck.

 

[MeltyTW]

Oh, this was a bad one for sure. Probably their worst one in a while.
Running the "ASSTON THE BABY" joke into the fucking ground (if Jim didn't run it into the ground already, they did it for sure, pushing it through the lithosphere and straight into the mantle) while begging him for Cum Road subscription. Tardski doing monkey noises all the way through didn't help any.

Speaking of which, does Jim even watch this shit anymore? I remember how he was disappointed in them not covering the Kanye shit, and on his last streams when he was asked about the latest few KC episodes he said he didn't watch them, even though it's been a few days since their release. He did make a poast when their original channel went down (and I agree, false flagging anyone down is a faggot thing to do, doesn't matter who is getting false flagged), threw in an ASSTON THE BABY joke when Tardski announced he's moving in with PPP, and that's it really. I don't see him in chat either.

i couldnt tell you, i skipped and listened to a bit of filler and maybe one interesting point that was in a kf thread that i happened not to see or two, and then scrolled to see that it was literally half an hour of intro, i knew then to shut it off. i might not have even listened to any of it and got the bit i heard mixed up with another kc episode.

I don't think they broke over 3-400 viewers in the first hour.

"ah fuck there bud, everyone knows to skip the first hour of tard donos and fagski filler there bud"

*NOT subscribing to some dumb gumroad i will *NEVER* give money for the sektur

the target audience is paypigs only now sadly.

 

[Baldur's Revenge]

if they just did the gunt news i would maybe watch, they could also extend it to the sektur at large, hell even the sektur in an extended sense, covering sargoy of cuckad, cog the cuck, diddler dax, maybe even trust-fund nazi spencer, vaush and depresstiny, but the cum road shilling and dono-interruptions is so annoying and all-pervasive so one has to skip thru their long ass videos and its *not their jokes* which draws me to the show

its *not ppp singing or warski talking about himself* which is what i want to see at the kino casino, its *NOT warski gaming* which i want to hear about, its *NOT some boring ass gay political bullshit* i am looking for, its literally just the sektur i want there, pure sektur content is all i ask for, just cover the damn sektur, that was all i ever wanted from kino casino, *NOT subscribing to some dumb gumroad i will *NEVER* give money for the sektur, NOT warski gaming content (i would rather minecraft myself), NOT muh political shit whether thats covid or the jq, i dont give a fuck.

All Warski does IS talk about himself. What he is "going to do" or dumb bullshit non sequiturs about his pathetic life. Warski is a complete narcissist that thinks that viewers actually care about him.