💰 Grifter Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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You know what? I think this situation asks for a special episode.
Special Episode 2: Paypig Promo!

You might ask, what's so special about it? Aside from a fancier thumbnail - nothing, it's the same old crap! Just like the promo itself (and probably the full episode, which you can watch by going to the link in the description)!
Special shoutout to my nigger @SignalBoot though, you've earned it!
 
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Edilg said:
I dunno if the urban exploring is a good idea for PPP. He'll fall through the floorboards of some decrepit shack. They better record it.
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"Did you see that gigantic Soviet nuclear bunker with an abundance of potato chips in storage for nuclear holocaust preparation?'
"Well, not anymore."
 
They did this stunt last year and it backfired hard. Why do they keep trying to do this same thing?

Their studio? Lmao. Moving in together? Roflmao. Will Andy be cleaning the toilet lid?

I’m not stupid enough to pay these faggots to hear their takes on drama, reality shows or movies. I guess the high rolling super chats were all fake, like Ralph’s.
 
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Big Fat Guy said:
They did this stunt last year and it backfired hard. Why do they keep trying to do this same thing?

Their studio? Lmao. Moving in together? Roflmao. Will Andy be cleaning the toilet lid?

I’m not stupid enough to pay these faggots to hear their takes on drama, reality shows or movies. I guess the high rolling super chats were all fake, like Ralph’s.
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Hopefully we get an "Aim Aim Aim!" 2.0 stream right after Andy gives (((PPP))) his sponge bath.
 
CatboyCumDump said:
They're paywalling the full show and only releasing part of it, chat revolt happening right now. These lazy fucking retards have gone from two free shows a week to one free show a week now to no shows at all but with a bonus one hour sneak peek at paywalled content, what shysters.
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Warski and PPP have so little chemistry and so little in common that they can't stand each other to do other content then their regular "Ethan Ralph farted" segments and it shows. The recent copes about how it feels stilted beacuse they aren't in the same room is just farcical. I watched PPP doing shows with Godwinson in diffrent countries for years and not once did it feel stilted and those were just to shot the shit, for no monetary gain. The truth is that their relationship is on the rocks and has been for a long time and like every single long time couple they are just trying whatever they can to reawaken that spark, that might not even been there in the first place and no matter how many expensive sextoys or field trips you go on you are not gonna find that passion again.

"We are gonna do banging IRL content, ghost hunting videos and exploring abandoned places and of course gaming streams. We are also gonna do "starts listing random fucking tiktok challanges" " This is a cry for help if I have ever seen one, I take it that couples thearpy isn't going well.

"ASHTON ASHTON I FEEL LIKE YOU JUST AREN'T LISTENING TO ME ASHTON ASHTON. JESSE MAKES ME FEEL VALUED LIKE YOU NEVER DO ASHTOOON." I can just imagine PPP sitting there melting in to the couch spirit broken like the whiped husband he is.
Back in his prime, PPP used to be able to put out 10 hours of banging content a week for free, with Tardski that has dwindled to a 3 hour unwatchable mess every month. What good is your purse if your poor in your heart?
 
Didn't Andy say in this abortion of a show that among the other top-tier content on the Gumroad they are planning to do things like "ice bucket challenge"? Paywalled ice bucket challenge? This is just textbook delusion. It is the same tier of delusion that TJ Kirk and his entourage of spherical tards was on, when after the fall of DPP, they though it was a good idea to paywall a group of diabetic neckbeards playing D&D.
Truth is, very few people have both the charisma and the presence to get the "I'll watch anything this guy makes" response from their audience, let alone "I'll watch anything this guy makes any pay for it". Honestly, it is hard to name anyone off the top of my head, besides maybe Pewdiepie and Hyde, who really succeeded in this.
It seems to be so diffucult for PPP and Copesky to grasp that nobody is watching the content for their personality or takes. Which is the reason why their gumroad, that is filled with mostly personal takes and "reviews", will never take off. At best Kasino is just a sektur recap background noise, where one amusing line per hour and one funny bit per month is a passable ammount. And no sane person will ever be paying for background noise from the guys who are incapable of producing anything else substantial.
 
I hope when they tape their gay sex, Andy accidentally posts it online in a drunken stupor. Not because I want to watch it, fuck no, but because it would be really really funny.
 
I look forward to Asston banging his triangle to everything Andy says, 24/7....
Andy finally cracking, murdering his gay lover and wandering the streets of Whocares, Canada naked and covered in Ashton's grease blood.
 
The real funny thing is, that even if you go with the new backpedalling induced cope that "Ashton was too busy moving, so we have only managed to record one show this week, which happened to be the paid episode", it still don't make no sense. Because the sensible choice from that point would be either to release the paid "premium" show on both platfroms in its entirety, basically making a sneek-peek promo for potential pay pigs OR to just keep it on gumroad and push the lack of a show onto the usual excuses. Instead the audience gets this crumb from the troth instead of a usual 10 hour shitfest. It doesn't take a business strategist to understand that it would be a terrible move to do it this way, even you believe the cope. It's like no matter how you slice this pie, there is shit in the pie.
 
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They're doing this mainly to fill any gaps in their content for their existing audience. The idea probably came from a conversation along these lines

"A-A-ASHHTON!! i just watched this crazy iceberg video on urban exploring BUDDY IT'S INSANE!"

"Whoaaa buddyyy, I bet our viewers would enjoy that too, We can put it behind the paywall!"

I have no fucking clue why they believe there's a viewership parallel between Ralph aloging and doing ice bucket challenges while urban exploring. They are also hoping coping that the increased production quality and new content ideas will attract new viewers. But their current audience is thin, and they are stretching their niche, like butter scraped over too much bread. Andy's 🦽 ball washers on discord might jump ship if they're no longer provided with 8 hours of background noise every Friday. With that being said I'm willing to give them a chance, as long it's not gumroad exclusive.
 
The_Stolas said:
The real funny thing is, that even if you go with the new backpedalling induced cope that "Ashton was too busy moving, so we have only managed to record one show this week, which happened to be the paid episode", it still don't make no sense. Because the sensible choice from that point would be either to release the paid "premium" show on both platfroms in its entirety, basically making a sneek-peek promo for potential pay pigs OR to just keep it on gumroad and push the lack of a show onto the usual excuses. Instead the audience gets this crumb from the troth instead of a usual 10 hour shitfest. It doesn't take a business strategist to understand that it would be a terrible move to do it this way, even you believe the cope. It's like no matter how you slice this pie, there is shit in the pie.
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It's almost like they are really really dumb and that they are destroying their careers by spurning their entire audience (again).
They were gifted this very loyal, absurdly stupid audience by Daddy Jim and they are still fucking it up (lmao).
It is what it is.
DoomSayer said:
I really can't wait to find out what "moving in together" means. Is Asston moving to Andy's dads place?
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I honestly don't know. Andy has literally been sleeping on his father's COUCH for like 4-5 years now hasn't he?
Why hasn't he moved to Portugal as planned?
 
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The answer to severe drop off in viewers isn’t to slap a paywall on it. It’s to put in work to make a decent show. Absolute tards, worse than felted. “Let’s try to charge for our dying show!” Delusional thinking of the sektur, KC barely pulling one third their old audience, at best, and even their pedestal faggot Godwinson is boring now. None of the clout chaser’s like Kinochet or Podawful or the eternal janny “writers room” bunch can even pull triple digits. All these guys Jimwalk & it mostly sucks. There are maybe three decent streamers in the sektur, and that’s only including Gunt generously for his army of alog/ hate-watchers. The others are either retired or bigger than just sektur crap.
 
3MMA said:
The answer to severe drop off in viewers isn’t to slap a paywall on it.
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The thing is there were feeding the viewers promises for close to year now. "We will diversify", "No more 144p", "Actuall high effort premade content", "Rotation of the jokers", "Third chair". A none of it came to be. The audience got 1, fucking 1 prerecorded project and unedited reaction streams on gumroad.
I might be going full schizo, but if they were actually putting in effort and acting on promises made, they might have gotten that gumroad sub-base that they crave so much. The show did not start from a point of viewer resentment, quite the opposite.
Don't want to keep brining up the same example, but 2015-2017 DPP should have been their refernce point. Same inbred white trash retards (but 3-4 instead of 2), same lolcow focus (but it was Brett Keane instead of the Gunt), but actual commitment and a semblance of professionalism is what allowed that show to get interviews, get sponsors and hold the status of one of the main semi-political podcasts for a good year - year and a half, while having paywalled elements. It is crazy that in both premise and style the shows are nearly identical, but the Casino is miles and miles behind in execution. I guess TJ "balls-in-boiling-oil" Kirk had better business sense than PPP, the more you know.
 
Big Fat Guy said:
They did this stunt last year and it backfired hard. Why do they keep trying to do this same thing?

Their studio? Lmao. Moving in together? Roflmao. Will Andy be cleaning the toilet lid?

I’m not stupid enough to pay these faggots to hear their takes on drama, reality shows or movies. I guess the high rolling super chats were all fake, like Ralph’s.
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Someone made that remark in the chat before the stream and PPP was quick to delete it :lol:
 
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