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I'm Just A Worm said:
PPP didn’t really have paypigs from his fanbase, since he just started grifting, though some of them converted I’m sure. Mostly his old audience has disavowed him because his new content is the polar opposite Of what he used to make.
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He's a shadow of his former self, I used to tune into most of his streams but he fell off hard after the surfer breakup and decided to grift for a living. I was hoping he would finally ditch tard cancer andy but alas, the paypig cash was too sweet so he ditched kino cathedral. Kino casino's dual static cameras with graphics is absolute dogshit compared to the kino dogme 2007 setup of a phone that falls over/can be moved staring up at the host or pointed at the screen.

I think the Lion's share of the paypigs are old warski live/Jim viewers that are desperate to cling on to the last vestiges of their Edaddy and the IBS narrative (Jim always wins, support the guys jim supports, etc.) because before kino casino was a thing Andy's livestreams were tanking for years with less than 200-100 viewers. People who push the "Andy brings the paypigs" narrative seem to forget how pathetic he can be and was, all we need is some sort of aim aim aim or "low IQ intervention" moment to detach the cancer that is Andy from PPP and possibly set him on the direction to weight loss and redemption. although if we want a proper PPP redemption he would need to find a place to live rent-free so he doesn't need to grift as much, which I doubt would happen considering he's too wide to fit through most doors designed for humans now.
 
Fortyone said:
old warski live/Jim viewers
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Habitual paypigs. They need SOMEONE to send parasocial superchats to. Its all they know. Look at Pauly Frog. 40 year old manchild who chooses to spend his money from his Walmart box moving job on trying to get e-celebs to notice him, instead of moving out of his mom's basement and losing his virginity.

Personally, I think the majority of Kino Casino viewers are ex-Killstreamers. People who liked Ralph, watched KS religiously and paypigged and hung out in the Discord and called in and donated, who turned into the turbo gay obsessive Ralph haters who view anyone who hates Ralph as automatically good and needing to be protected.

Fortyone said:
People who push the "Andy brings the paypigs" narrative seem to forget how pathetic he can be and was
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Though Ralph's audience was just a migrated Warski Live audience, I think its important nuance that they aren't this loyal group who follows and pays Warski. They abandoned him the vast majority of the time. Warski's done like 50 different failed shows with like 10 viewers in the years and years between Warski Live and KC, and he hung off Ralph's teet as like a Gator subordinate.

Warski has all this networking with Gator, Rand and Flam types. He appeals to and associates with the kind of scum who stuck with Ralph in a post-Zidan world. Warski is also a dicksucking panderer, he tries not to alienate and offend potential paypigs or people his stupid paypigs might also paypig to. You still often see PPP struggling to resist the urge to burn bridges and alienate people, and Warski having to hold him back.

I think PPP's audience is underestimated. Again, Warski did all these failed shows. Its the show with PPP that took off. I think PPP brought in a lot of the longtime Ralph alogs, the first wave to quit the Killstream, and added credibility to the show. I remember a lot of the buzz about KC pre-Jim, around here at least, was people talking about PPP doing a show.

But also it was a perfect storm at the right time: A lot of really crazy Ralph stuff happening in a relatively short amount of time, them being the first or at least most high profile ones on the scene, doing a much easier show to watch for non-autists at the time, and then I think a lot of people forgot Ralph existed even until Jim feuded with him, and I think those people thought Ralph only THEN started being a cow. Like you said, that Jim audience who only knows what Jim shows them. And Jim gave KC the rub, just like he gave Warski Live and the Killstream.

I think PPP thinks Warski brings the paypigs, or at least that only Warski knows how to properly grift / pander to other basement dwelling retards who paypig. PPP seems to, I really think, have seriously considered snaking Warski several times. The Godwinson KC stream. But also the boxed cocaine scandal. When he brought on Pers, I think it was a genuine attempt / trial run, but after a mere one episode he saw less superchat money and panicked and begged back Warski.
 
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Quintus said:
I think ppp helps bring in donations as he can be quite funny. But yeah, ppp made next to nothing when he tried to go solo.
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That's the problem. PooPooPiggy only serves as a slightly amusing sideshow act in the Warski circus, a gunted pig-freak there on display so Shartski can rake in coke pennies.
 
Fortyone said:
People who push the "Andy brings the paypigs" narrative
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He does though, I don't like it, I don't like that a rapist attempted mass murderer has tards but he does, during the ppp firing Andy arc it actually surprised me when on YouTube Andy supporters seemed to just drown out people who hate Andy. But It makes sense who are the old ppp fans? People from here and imageboards, does that sound like a good paypig stable base? No.

Grand Wizard Wakka said:
Habitual paypigs. They need SOMEONE to send parasocial superchats to. Its all they know. Look at Pauly Frog. 40 year old manchild who chooses to spend his money from his Walmart box moving job on trying to get e-celebs to notice him, instead of moving out of his mom's basement and losing his virginity.

Personally, I think the majority of Kino Casino viewers are ex-Killstreamers. People who liked Ralph, watched KS religiously and paypigged and hung out in the Discord and called in and donated, who turned into the turbo gay obsessive Ralph haters who view anyone who hates Ralph as automatically good and needing to be protected.


Though Ralph's audience was just a migrated Warski Live audience, I think its important nuance that they aren't this loyal group who follows and pays Warski. They abandoned him the vast majority of the time. Warski's done like 50 different failed shows with like 10 viewers in the years and years between Warski Live and KC, and he hung off Ralph's teet as like a Gator subordinate.

Warski has all this networking with Gator, Rand and Flam types. He appeals to and associates with the kind of scum who stuck with Ralph in a post-Zidan world. Warski is also a dicksucking panderer, he tries not to alienate and offend potential paypigs or people his stupid paypigs might also paypig to. You still often see PPP struggling to resist the urge to burn bridges and alienate people, and Warski having to hold him back.

I think PPP's audience is underestimated. Again, Warski did all these failed shows. Its the show with PPP that took off. I think PPP brought in a lot of the longtime Ralph alogs, the first wave to quit the Killstream, and added credibility to the show. I remember a lot of the buzz about KC pre-Jim, around here at least, was people talking about PPP doing a show.

But also it was a perfect storm at the right time: A lot of really crazy Ralph stuff happening in a relatively short amount of time, them being the first or at least most high profile ones on the scene, doing a much easier show to watch for non-autists at the time, and then I think a lot of people forgot Ralph existed even until Jim feuded with him, and I think those people thought Ralph only THEN started being a cow. Like you said, that Jim audience who only knows what Jim shows them. And Jim gave KC the rub, just like he gave Warski Live and the Killstream.

I think PPP thinks Warski brings the paypigs, or at least that only Warski knows how to properly grift / pander to other basement dwelling retards who paypig. PPP seems to, I really think, have seriously considered snaking Warski several times. The Godwinson KC stream. But also the boxed cocaine scandal. When he brought on Pers, I think it was a genuine attempt / trial run, but after a mere one episode he saw less superchat money and panicked and begged back Warski.
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You're all forgetting Andy in his skeptic days was one of the more successful channels, there are lots of people who will check if Andy has anything they feel is interesting enough to paypig, that's where ppp comes in because he obsessed over kf and godwinson stories. Idk how many are also Jim fans or more of Andy's fans or fans of his just from seeing his channel its murky. Also warski is more into the algorithm manipulation than ppp was and networking and things like that

I don't like it but it makes more sense to me than a bunch of old ppp fans are currently calling pork pig pits deciding to paypig him hundreds of dollars and being friendly to warski. Iirc his subcultured thing was doing something too, he has people who know of him who like him
 
I remember on a Tech forum, guy one giving guy two shit about thinking two failing tech companies merging together, would provide a good investment. Guy one said, that's like tying 2 stones together and thinking they will float in the river.

Bizarrely enough, Kino Casino has proven that you can tie 2 stones together and they will float in the river.

PPP recently proved he couldn't get hardly any superchats without Tardski and Tardski before joining with Ashton, was barely scraping by, even having to resort to driving Uber Eats.

But together, despite delivering a shit product, seem to be raking in the dough, still.
 
SargonF00t said:
I remember on a Tech forum, guy one giving guy two shit about thinking two failing tech companies merging together, would provide a good investment. Guy one said, that's like tying 2 stones together and thinking they will float in the river.

Bizarrely enough, Kino Casino has proven that you can tie 2 stones together and they will float in the river.

PPP recently proved he couldn't get hardly any superchats without Tardski and Tardski before joining with Ashton, was barely scraping by, even having to resort to driving Uber Eats.

But together, despite delivering a shit product, seem to be raking in the dough, still.
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Of course a stone will float if you wrap it in 500 pounds of blubber.
 
AltisticRight said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Y6Q8L3CFDv8Kino Casino clip where Asstroon Porks talks about snuffing and eating cats because of hunger.
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LOL this was a great clip. I love how PPP’s eyes fill with cold fury as he talks about the hunger trumping everything else, and Andy just laughs uncomfortably.

“When the hunger hits you, nothing else matters. I would murder that cat in two seconds and not feel anything.” LMFAO, ok, fat psychopath.

PPP likely also felt nothing as he shoved a hot metal rod deep inside a poor feline’s anus with his brother, cold to its pained screams. They probably ate the cat afterwards, because the hunger hit PPP and when that happens, nothing else matters.
 
I'm Just A Worm said:
LOL this was a great clip. I love how PPP’s eyes fill with cold fury as he talks about the hunger trumping everything else, and Andy just laughs uncomfortably.

“When the hunger hits you, nothing else matters. I would murder that cat in two seconds and not feel anything.” LMFAO, ok, fat psychopath.

PPP likely also felt nothing as he shoved a hot metal rod deep inside a poor feline’s anus with his brother, cold to its pained screams. They probably ate the cat afterwards, because the hunger hit PPP and when that happens, nothing else matters.
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Does Asstroon parks have some sort of a hormonal issue that causes extreme hunger or something? It seems like it actually controls his life more than any other instinct or desire.

Also you might have a point about them gutting and roasting the cat after, one of the devices you can buy to help with gutting a deer is an asshole plug you can use to handle the asshole/lower intestine when your're taking the guts out, a white hot iron rod might be what they used instead. I think ashton has such an unnatural hunger he probably just ate it whole guts and skin and everything though.
 
Fortyone said:
Does Asstroon parks have some sort of a hormonal issue that causes extreme hunger or something? It seems like it actually controls his life more than any other instinct or desire.

Also you might have a point about them gutting and roasting the cat after, one of the devices you can buy to help with gutting a deer is an asshole plug you can use to handle the asshole/lower intestine when your're taking the guts out, a white hot iron rod might be what they used instead. I think ashton has such an unnatural hunger he probably just ate it whole guts and skin and everything though.
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Asstroon primary motivator in his Life choices is hunger, every action he takes can be rationalized by imagining yourself as an endlessly eating blob-monster, whose infinite ravenous hunger for salty snacks cannot be quenched.

And I think you’re right that PPP does not have patience for properly dressing and cleaning the cats he captures. Most likely he consumes it whole on the spot, swallowing the cat in two massive gulps.

I assume that’s how he managed to gain 100 pounds while being homeless and C-Cold in the cabin, supplementing his diet of ho-hos and potato chips with stray cats he captured in the woods.
 
Hey Warski, if you're really going to let Keemstar use you as a crash test dummy again, here's some friendly advice: Actually train this time.
 
Tiger Jack said:
Hey Warski, if you're really going to let Keemstar use you as a crash test dummy again, here's some friendly advice: Actually train this time.
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Don’t listen to him Andy. You’re a stud. Salt Papi was just an unfair fight. YOu don’t even need to train. Have fun, enjoy yourself, drink heavily before the fight like you did last time. You’re sure to win this time and people will finally stop laughing at you.

People will stop calling you Dwarfski, Yiffski, Tardski, Cokeski, Snoreski, Beejamski, Troonski, and surely countless other creative insults based on your life and antics.

You’ve got this champ.
 
Tiger Jack said:
Hey Warski, if you're really going to let Keemstar use you as a crash test dummy again, here's some friendly advice: Actually train this time.
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Warski trained hard, he could have taken Mike Tyson on his prime and go the distance. I bet you it takes only another moloch sacrifice kid abortion for him to power-up for the heavyweight belt.
 
Andy, as a boxing aficionado I have some insight into how to improve your training.

You spent a lot of time letting a guy punch you in the gut. This is good and very useful training and the fact that Salt Papi (wisely) decided to not attack by trading body punches with you proves this. It would have been foolish of him to try.

Where you messed up is you didn't give any of this preparation anywhere else. Tell your trainer that you need to be repeatedly punched in the head.
 
Pelican Bones said:
Andy, as a boxing aficionado I have some insight into how to improve your training.

You spent a lot of time letting a guy punch you in the gut. This is good and very useful training and the fact that Salt Papi (wisely) decided to not attack by trading body punches with you proves this. It would have been foolish of him to try.

Where you messed up is you didn't give any of this preparation anywhere else. Tell your trainer that you need to be repeatedly punched in the head.
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His head was weak during the Salt Papi fight. That's why got knocked out like a bitch in 10 seconds in front of millions. No more neglecting that head Andy.

We all want to celebrate your success and training journey, so when you start head training make sure to share clips.
 
BigFanOfTheKillstream said:
I've always wanted to see a supercut of everytime they holler "woah buddy" and "hooooo-leeee" but it would take AI to slog through any of these 14 hour streams (now with 35 minutes of actual content). It's really not as endearing as they imagine
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I've had a similar idea, but AI ain't got shit on me.

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