💰 Grifter Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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A Log in D Tractor 2 said:
They claim to do them in segments like Jim, since most people were fine with his shtick, but a quick look at the timestamps for the shows would show it's completely false. Jim actually did segmented superchats - he would do a segment, then once it's actually over he would read a few superchats, then move to the next segments, and most of the superchats would be at the end of the show. Now lets look at some KC timestamps from their last YT show:
4 interruptions during the chase savage segment, 5 interruptions during the Ralph vs. Mr. Morris segment, 1 interruption during the Ralph wedding segment, 2 interruptions during the beardson segment, 3 interruptions during the dalton segment, 16 interruptions during the Baked & Sammy segment, and 12 interruptions during the saturday buffet segment. By my count they interrupted their show for donations 43 times which is insane, and lets be real - there's probably more than that if I were to actually go into those timestamps and listen to it.
(green lines are segments, red lines are donations interrupting the segments)
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The absolute size of that list! I remember when I used to watch the KC and was thinking "Geez, three hours is getting kinda excessive". Fuck sake
 
thebigdream said:
adult daycare. Stop with this sektor bullshit, I want papa Andy
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It has to be an ADULT daycare, otherwise Andy would kill them all. PPP would be like "MMMM! Now THIS is a buffet! I want them baby back ribs!"

internet friend said:
The absolute size of that list! I remember when I used to watch the KC and was thinking "Geez, three hours is getting kinda excessive". Fuck sake
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As we know they spend most of their days reading their threads fasting and going to the gym. They probably noticed all the criticism of them only working 4 hours a month, doing only one show. "W-w-we can work a 40 hour work week." and so the retards thought the solution was to try and do a single 40 hour show per week.
 
Miller said:
The Kino C-c-casino going full Sons of Kojima. You hate to see it. (:_(
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At least back when SoK did that there was no constant superchat interruption every 10-20 minutes. I remember how I actually used SoK vids as background noise entertainment.
KC streams aren't even good enough for that.
Can't wait to see what gayops are going on behind closed doors.
 
MLA said:
Surprised the replay is still not up. Maybe it got corrupted?
Oh well. Glad I was recording it: https://odysee.com/@DeadNiggerStorage:7/Kino-Casino--Ralphamania-stream-snipe:1

I got the one above (KC snipe) and the Cytube version (direct video feed from Cozy with unmoderated chat at the side): https://odysee.com/@DeadNiggerStorage:7/Ralphamania-(full-stream-with-chat):2
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Can't edit the original message anymore, so I'll post it here: Moloch thinks storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business, so I had to go through a bit of forced rebranding. The videos themselves are fine, but the links are now broken.
Here are the working links:
https://odysee.com/@MoonCricketStorage:3/Ralphamania-(full-stream-with-chat):2
https://odysee.com/@MoonCricketStorage:3/Kino-Casino--Ralphamania-stream-snipe:1
 
LanternsNSongs said:
Tonka must be beating himself up. If he pulled up with his wheelchair to the fight folding Andy to two would have been extremely easy. This is a lesson for all the kids, unlike how Tonka let his walking disability get in the way of him humiliating Andy Warski, you should be bolder and take opportunities even if you think your disabilities might get in the way.
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What is Tonka doing these days anyway? They should setup round two. Donga revenge. Send Tardski to his son.
 
hawkisnight said:
What is Tonka doing these days anyway? They should setup round two. Donga revenge. Send Tardski to his son.
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I wanna say "I miss Donga." but then if he came back I'd probably be like "No, wait, go away again. This isn't even ironically entertaining. I forgot how retarded this was."

I do wonder if Donga regrets pussying out, after seeing Warski in action after his months of alleged 25 hours per day of training. What would the butterfly effect be if Donga had knocked out Warski back then? I feel like that's the timeline where Sargon became Prime Minister of the UK after Trump tweeted "Gamergate." and Godwinson said "No mother! I don't care about inheriting the throne! I'm marrying that fat girl!" and put a ring on PPP instead of leaving him to freeze in that cabin and seek Andy for warmth. Perhaps, even... Jim wouldn't have died in that timeline.
 
internet friend said:
The absolute size of that list! I remember when I used to watch the KC and was thinking "Geez, three hours is getting kinda excessive". Fuck sake
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It's gonna flame out. People can only take so much Warski & PPP before they tap out and want to watch other shit. The old phrase goes "how can I miss you if you don't go away." If they are gonna do 10 hour shows multiple times a week people are gonna bail.

At first they are gonna go to the time stamps maybe watch a few minutes here or there but eventually burn out and go watch something the fuck else. Plus most of those donos are fake anyway since powerchat lets you do that test donation shit.
 
Internet Villain said:
It's gonna flame out. People can only take so much Warski & PPP before they tap out and want to watch other shit. The old phrase goes "how can I miss you if you don't go away." If they are gonna do 10 hour shows multiple times a week people are gonna bail.

At first they are gonna go to the time stamps maybe watch a few minutes here or there but eventually burn out and go watch something the fuck else. Plus most of those donos are fake anyway since powerchat lets you do that test donation shit.
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You mean Metokur Masochist really didn't donate $20K? 🤕
A Log in D Tractor 2 said:
They claim to do them in segments like Jim, since most people were fine with his shtick, but a quick look at the timestamps for the shows would show it's completely false. Jim actually did segmented superchats - he would do a segment, then once it's actually over he would read a few superchats, then move to the next segments, and most of the superchats would be at the end of the show. Now lets look at some KC timestamps from their last YT show:
4 interruptions during the chase savage segment, 5 interruptions during the Ralph vs. Mr. Morris segment, 1 interruption during the Ralph wedding segment, 2 interruptions during the beardson segment, 3 interruptions during the dalton segment, 16 interruptions during the Baked & Sammy segment, and 12 interruptions during the saturday buffet segment. By my count they interrupted their show for donations 43 times which is insane, and lets be real - there's probably more than that if I were to actually go into those timestamps and listen to it.
(green lines are segments, red lines are donations interrupting the segments)
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That's some quality line-tism right there. It's funny to see it quantified. I've always wanted to see a supercut of everytime they holler "woah buddy" and "hooooo-leeee" but it would take AI to slog through any of these 14 hour streams (now with 35 minutes of actual content). It's really not as endearing as they imagine
 
Pool Party said:
Its so funny that seeing salt papi get another KO has given warski false hope that he might be decent and just ran into a great boxer. You can tell from his stance in the few seconds he lasted that he has no idea what he's doing in the ring. Hope keemstar gives him another talented boxer to fuck with him again
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I was dying of laughter as soon as the bell rang. He looked like a fucking cartoon character. At the 8 second mark when most of his remaining IQ was aborted I almost fell out of my chair. I still remember it like it was yesterday.

The next few months are going to be great. Andy clearly thinks "its all good bros, I don't have a problem anymore" and will slip right back into full Tardski mode. He will tell fake workout and training stories for the next few months before he inevitably self destructs. Should another fight actually happen, the only difference will be getting knocked out in an even more impressive 5 seconds when he trips and falls face first into a turnbuckle somehow.

I'm sure anyone who's watched at least a couple hours of the last few KC streams has noticed how even more beaten and broken down HRTTT has become. I cant believe I'm saying this but I feel for him just a tiny bit. Image putting yourself into a position where you need to listen to BEEJAAAAAAAMS BLINGBLONGDINGA ASSTON ASSTON for 60 hours a week. Its a trip to go back just a bit in Asstons older videos and see what used to be.

Remember guys.. if you're good at something, if you're passionate about something, if you truly enjoy something, don't let a retarded drug addicted alcoholic coomer burnout touch it. No matter how many bags of chips he promised you.
 
DoomSayer said:
I was dying of laughter as soon as the bell rang. He looked like a fucking cartoon character. At the 8 second mark when most of his remaining IQ was aborted I almost fell out of my chair. I still remember it like it was yesterday.

The next few months are going to be great. Andy clearly thinks "its all good bros, I don't have a problem anymore" and will slip right back into full Tardski mode. He will tell fake workout and training stories for the next few months before he inevitably self destructs. Should another fight actually happen, the only difference will be getting knocked out in an even more impressive 5 seconds when he trips and falls face first into a turnbuckle somehow.

I'm sure anyone who's watched at least a couple hours of the last few KC streams has noticed how even more beaten and broken down HRTTT has become. I cant believe I'm saying this but I feel for him just a tiny bit. Image putting yourself into a position where you need to listen to BEEJAAAAAAAMS BLINGBLONGDINGA ASSTON ASSTON for 60 hours a week. Its a trip to go back just a bit in Asstons older videos and see what used to be.

Remember guys.. if you're good at something, if you're passionate about something, if you truly enjoy something, don't let a retarded drug addicted alcoholic coomer burnout touch it. No matter how many bags of chips he promised you.
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I don't understand why PPP even has warski around instead of godwinson or literally anyone the fuck else. Warski adds nothing except loud annoying laughter and spergouts. He's basically Dame Pesos who was also insufferable.
 
Internet Villain said:
I don't understand why PPP even has warski around instead of godwinson or literally anyone the fuck else. Warski adds nothing except loud annoying laughter and spergouts. He's basically Dame Pesos who was also insufferable.
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PutridPorcinePhaggot doesn't have moorski, dwarfski has PissPantsPiggy. Like a caged monkey, he's given food and is told when to dance.
 
Internet Villain said:
I don't understand why PPP even has warski around instead of godwinson or literally anyone the fuck else. Warski adds nothing except loud annoying laughter and spergouts. He's basically Dame Pesos who was also insufferable.
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It’s all because of Andy’s paypigs - because PaypigsPurchasePotatochips needs the goyslop fund topped off at all times.
 
Internet Villain said:
Why do you think they are all andy's fans? Did donations take a dump when andy left the show for a few episodes?
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From what I’ve seen, the most significant paypigs are from Andy’s audience. He has a devoted set of donators from his long grifting history online. Many people nostalgic from the Warski Live days. You can see the paypigs often thirsting after Andy on social media.

PPP didn’t really have paypigs from his fanbase, since he just started grifting, though some of them converted I’m sure. Mostly his old audience has disavowed him because his new content is the polar opposite Of what he used to make.

Disclaimer, I literally haven’t watched Kino Casino for months except occasionally in clips making fun of iT. Maybe everything has changed, and Warski no longer has fans. Every donator is throwing money to see PPP’s pig-tits jiggle as he fatly clears his throat and grunts, and lies to them about there being a sex tape in order to scam more money out of them.

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