💰 Grifter Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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Derpy said:
I hope the guys make a good show tonight. I feel like they can’t afford anymore fuck ups. I know last week I had hoped for a 3 hour show and I now understand this was ambitious on my behalf. So this week, let’s go for 5 hours. I feel five is a good place to start and we can work down from there.

Good Luck!
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Nah. It's 10 hour long stream to ~800 people. Just like today. And the time before that. And the time before even that.

I'm noticing a pattern.
 
Turk February (who made a well received Shmorky documentary as well as covered Pat Tomlinson and Ralph) dropped this vid:
 
A Log in D Tractor 2 said:
Also I vaguely remember Andy calling out PPP for a potentially fake dono trying to farm a paypig during the Baked extravaganza (or maybe the KC before that, I can't remember at this point) but I can't remember the timestamp and there's no way I'm watching it again to find it.
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I remember this too, and so many other moments that would be worth clipping. These 12 hour shows not only bleed the paypiggies dry, they serve as an anti bullying measure for the traitor and the tard. I'll usually watch the first two hours and jot down timestamps when I see something especially stupid.

On today's clip, Andy doesn't know how to zoom in.
A-A-A-A-ASSTON BU-BU-BUDDY, WE DON'T HAVE T-THE T-T-TECH-N-N-NOLOGY

 
Soyjak Enjoyer said:
Tuned in a few minutes ago. Right now they're reacting to an hour and a half long Baked stream even though they just did a 12 hour Baked only stream a few days ago. Next up they're covering the vlogging family from last week going to more buffets. Maybe in a few months they'll be making fun of special olympics footage
Edit: And now they're watching the buffet video and Ashton has the food items memorized in a video that the audience selected at random. For fuck's sake
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I turned in for 10 seconds and they were covering Baked and Sammy (and the Hockey Simp) from way back in 2020. Stuff that already covered way back when by PPP and Surfer.
 
DoomSayer said:
Hatred towards mothers
Cruelty to animals
Alcoholism
Drug addiction
Gluttony
Retardation

I will pray
🙏
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That's like the DSM-5(6) list on the propensity to become serial killers
Ol' Slag said:
The Kino Casino is a prime example of the "sektur" getting shittier and shittier.

It took the likes of Tonkasaw, killstream and even the original Andy show alot longer to implode.

All you have to do is put out a two/three hour show, not get involved in e-drama and collect superchats. How is this so hard to fuck up?
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Someone said it earlier ITT that we deserve a better group of audiovisual streamers. This sekturr is basically dead. Who do we have to watch? Godwinson and the occasional Jersh stream? That's it?

Thank god for that reptilian for breathing life back into the sekturr because we literally have no one else. People like rpg gaming and jaden are fags, rand and gator arent even worth mentioning, and ralph is only funny by proxy.
 
DoomSayer said:
I remember this too, and so many other moments that would be worth clipping. These 12 hour shows not only bleed the paypiggies dry, they serve as an anti bullying measure for the traitor and the tard. I'll usually watch the first two hours and jot down timestamps when I see something especially stupid.

On today's clip, Andy doesn't know how to zoom in.
A-A-A-A-ASSTON BU-BU-BUDDY, WE DON'T HAVE T-THE T-T-TECH-N-N-NOLOGY

ENHANCE.mp4
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>Ctrl+Scroll Mouse Up is too complicated of a function for Andy to perform
 
They're getting lazier and lazier. Maybe the next step for Kino Casino will be the average parasocial Twitch stream? Basically just streaming all day doing whatever boring shit to make the shut in losers feel less lonely. I can already imagine PPP eating for 75% of the time while "reacting" to videos. Perfect for him.
 
The problem with the show could be solved if it had some direction and planning. Instead of spending 3 hours talking about the goofy shit Ralph has done in the last week and another 9 hours recapping Baked's whole life, come up with a format that minimizes shit and saves the bulk of the time on the main attraction of the show.
It's okay to cover Ralph, Fuentes, Baked and Beardson, but they should be able to cover those 4 on a weekly basis in 45 minutes. If one of them does anything particularly retarded, maybe save that for the main bit so as to go in depth. The show could be run and done in 3-4 hours and people wouldn't feel burned out and bored. Sometimes less is more.
However, that being said, the two leaf retards are going to have to actually work and put in some effort. Research, clip, condense, actually know what the fuck they're talking about and what is going on, especially Andy, who I assume walks into the show every weekwithout a fucking clue as to what the plan or format is.
I'm sure they could pull it off; it's not like either of them have jobs. Andy doesn't even have boxing training (aka getting punched in the head) to use as an excuse.
Just do better guys, you're supposed to be more pro than Ralph and instead you're only twice as insufferable.
 
DoomSayer said:
I remember this too, and so many other moments that would be worth clipping. These 12 hour shows not only bleed the paypiggies dry, they serve as an anti bullying measure for the traitor and the tard. I'll usually watch the first two hours and jot down timestamps when I see something especially stupid.
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I skimmed through it and happened to find it, it starts at ~4:28:00 in the Baked extravaganza:

  • Dollar bill bear donates $100.
  • Doug M donates $101 shit talking Dollar bill bear.
  • Mocaba donates $200 defending Dollar bill bear.
  • Doug M donates $201 shit talking Mocaba.
  • Mocaba donates $300 complaining he can't donate without getting into a tardfight.
  • Doug M donates $300 (listen to when Andy first calls the dono), seemingly to say that he's out of money now, PPP alters it to $301 and adds a bit calling out Mocaba at the end.
  • Andy actually feels shame at this disgusting grift and calls out PPP, "are you reading in between the lines, is that what you're going to tell me?"
  • Mocaba donates $500 before Andy can even finish calling out PPP.
  • Just watch the shame Andy feels at what has transpired. Fanning himself with his shirt.
  • PPP, in true shameless grifter form, says Mocaba needs to donate $750 to prove he's maxed out his credit card (I don't remember whether or not this happened, I skimmed a bit more and couldn't find it)
You have to wonder what goes through the mind of a paypig, both while they're donating, and once the stream is over and they realize they're out $1000 to get a streamer to shit talk some random dude in a chat.
 

Late cause I like to save vids I know are gonna be good.

"Trashton & Doucheski" are both my favorite names for them.

I love how you're just having fun in your alogging, making jokes and songs, @The Fatman Of The Opera. That it isn't some kind of mouthfoaming angry jihad or LARP that you're saving the world. I particularly liked the live action bit, shopping for chips, and the cosplay.

Trashton and Doucheski really are both retarded grifters with shit like their pearlclutching: "OMG, SOMEONE SHOULD CALL CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES ON THAT EVIL BASTARD FEEDING HIS FAMILY GREENBEANS!"

A Log in D Tractor 2 said:
You have to wonder what goes through the mind of a paypig, both while they're donating, and once the stream is over and they realize they're out $1000 to get a streamer to shit talk some random dude in a chat.
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I used to wonder that too, and then I watched Pauly Frog's "mOoOoOm ThE fBi Is AfTeR mE pLz BuY mE a ShOtGuN sO i CaN eAt BuCkShOt" video, and I realize all these paypigs are probably literal autist 30-40 year old losers in their mom's basement fully immersed in this shit, thinking its saving the world, being totally unaware of actual reality, using mommy's credit card so Warski can buy more VR porn and Ashton can buy 30 doordashes per day and never stand up, instead of becoming productive members of society or least fucking moving out like adults.

TLDR all paypigs seem to turn to be sad literal retard manchildren.
 
A Log in D Tractor 2 said:
I skimmed through it and happened to find it, it starts at ~4:28:00 in the Baked extravaganza:
howtofarmpaypigs.mp4
  • Dollar bill bear donates $100.
  • Doug M donates $101 shit talking Dollar bill bear.
  • Mocaba donates $200 defending Dollar bill bear.
  • Doug M donates $201 shit talking Mocaba.
  • Mocaba donates $300 complaining he can't donate without getting into a tardfight.
  • Doug M donates $300 (listen to when Andy first calls the dono), seemingly to say that he's out of money now, PPP alters it to $301 and adds a bit calling out Mocaba at the end.
  • Andy actually feels shame at this disgusting grift and calls out PPP, "are you reading in between the lines, is that what you're going to tell me?"
  • Mocaba donates $500 before Andy can even finish calling out PPP.
  • Just watch the shame Andy feels at what has transpired. Fanning himself with his shirt.
  • PPP, in true shameless grifter form, says Mocaba needs to donate $750 to prove he's maxed out his credit card (I don't remember whether or not this happened, I skimmed a bit more and couldn't find it)
You have to wonder what goes through the mind of a paypig, both while they're donating, and once the stream is over and they realize they're out $1000 to get a streamer to shit talk some random dude in a chat.
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I don't know man if you watch closely i think you can see they are fake donos. You have both Tardski and PPP literally going "the donos are real guys" in that clip after one of the donos drops. They are nervously sweating and just acting it out. It's a bit they did in order to try and dupe someone to donate actual large sums of money, they were trying to bait another signalboot donator.
 
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