💰 Grifter Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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I'm Just A Worm said:
Now this is some “kino” content PPP, you’ve really gone back to your roots and knocked it out of the park here. A Midwestern Family going to a buffet to feed his family on a budget? WOOOOOOAHHHHH BUDDDYYYYYY.

Did he discover this unbelievable gem all on his own? I’ve never heard of such outrageous content in my life. This blows the Chaggot streams out of the water. Jim‘s content on Diaperfurs and discovering Danny have been surpassed. I think he should have spent 4 hours talking about how you can put glaze on green beans at a buffet instead of 3.

My favorite part of all this is Porkton found this thrilling content in his YouTube recommendations,, because he probably jacks off his microPPPenis to buffet videos at night.

Maybe you wouldn’t have to talk for 4 hours about “WOOOOOAHHHH YOU CAN HAVE GREEN BEANS AT THE BUFFET, BEEJAMS! WARSKIGAINSADMIRER FOR TWO BIG BUCKS” if you streamed on a schedule.
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To me this just looks like 2 retards seething that they can't afford to even go to the buffet anymore. They have sour grapes over buffet restaurants because all they eat is uber eats. Like come on, Asston would fucking down the whole all you can eat buffet in 30 minutes tops, he would inhale everything like Kirby given the chance. But for 5 hours, man they are desperate for content aren't they. This is really fast taking the turn of Twisted Mind where they will be streaming to 30 viewers while warski plays super mario world.

Edit : This show looks like it's AI generated.
 
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Fat man who has a diet of 7 packs of potato chips in a sitting and only gets off his couch to fetch his UberEats goyslop getting mad at people eating vegetables. Eat a salad you fat lesbianic leaf.

Happy 500 pages.
 
DoomSayer said:
My wife, a completely normal person with no interest in my autistic internet habits, walked by my computer while I was watching the buffet segment. She stopped, leaned in to the screen and says, "yeah like he wouldn't eat all of that" and "he kind of looks like a woman". Says a lot dont you think?
Congrats on 500 pages.
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I mean you can present Asston's picture to a random person and they will be perplexed as to give an answer if he is a man or a woman. I polled 200 people so far which is a small sample but alas, the results were 64% ( 128 ) that he is a female and 36% ( 72 ) that he is male. However the average time for people to give an answer was median around 3 minutes and 13 seconds approximately, to this one question, which means everyone was clearly perplexed. I encourage any of you to try this and see for yourselves.
 
Finally got around to watching that last stream. Dude is just hitting it out of the park. That jktim/black faced Kermit stream was pretty eh, but it just shows that godwinson creates the best content on his own.

I really like the "counter culture" approach he's taking to his video topics. Yeah they've all been alloggin Jim and his dick riders but no one else is really doing that. Not even ralph. So it's really refreshing.

Everything in this sektur is either AF or Ralph alogging and gym dick sucking. So he's filling a niche right now that's prime real estate. Anyone saying otherwise is either kidding themselves or way too involved. Like people who want ralph killed by the sinoloa cartel or baked raped to death in prison. They're cows, how do they amuse us if they're dead?

That aside, I look forward to his next video 10 months from now.

Edit: I meant to post this in the godwinson thread. I swear these threads look exactly the same. I will now commit sudoku for my shameful display. I will use the most difficult of number puzzles that I will never recover. Sayanora, CHYAT.
 
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So let me get this straight, PPP's joker of the week was a family that frequents buffets... Look Asstroon I get that you hate your father and that he would never take you to those places out of embarrassment because you are a disgusting lesbian pig, but that is no reason to project your hatred on these random civilians.
Also one have to wonder, how exactly did Asstroon managed to find this family? Clearly this is the kind of youtube content the pig "consumes". When he noticed those green peas in one of his favorite shows, he must have sworn revenge.
And what is the great idea behind those 9-10 hours stream? Let me guess, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHHHHHHHTOOOOOOOON I HAD BIG HEADACHE! THE LONGER WE STREAM THE MORE SUPECHATS WE GET.. Either that or they are going for Tonka's final solution on the alogs question.
 
Amber Turd said:
So let me get this straight, PPP's joker of the week was a family that frequents buffets... Look Asstroon I get that you hate your father and that he would never take you to those places out of embarrassment because you are a disgusting lesbian pig, but that is no reason to project your hatred on these random civilians.
Also one have to wonder, how exactly did Asstroon managed to find this family? Clearly this is the kind of youtube content the pig "consumes". When he noticed those green peas in one of his favorite shows, he must have sworn revenge.
And what is the great idea behind those 9-10 hours stream? Let me guess, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHHHHHHHTOOOOOOOON I HAD BIG HEADACHE! THE LONGER WE STREAM THE MORE SUPECHATS WE GET.. Either that or they are going for Tonka's final solution on the alogs question.
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They were sperging at two little kids eating ice cream. And its because of Andy's actions Andy Junior cannot eat ice cream. You could clearly see in Warski's face someone that wanted to kill those little kids.
 
Amber Turd said:
So let me get this straight, PPP's joker of the week was a family that frequents buffets... Look Asstroon I get that you hate your father and that he would never take you to those places out of embarrassment because you are a disgusting lesbian pig, but that is no reason to project your hatred on these random civilians.
Also one have to wonder, how exactly did Asstroon managed to find this family? Clearly this is the kind of youtube content the pig "consumes". When he noticed those green peas in one of his favorite shows, he must have sworn revenge.
And what is the great idea behind those 9-10 hours stream? Let me guess, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHHHHHHHTOOOOOOOON I HAD BIG HEADACHE! THE LONGER WE STREAM THE MORE SUPECHATS WE GET.. Either that or they are going for Tonka's final solution on the alogs question.
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Asstroon probably consumes the entire local Chinese buffets in Toronto, and his fat habits were probably recommended to him by YouTube.
 
Warski Jr. would have been old enough to complain about McDonald's always broken soft serve machines if Trandy Beejamski didn't snuff the life out of him/her. :(
 
AltisticRight said:
Warski Jr. would have been old enough to complain about McDonald's always broken soft serve machines if Trandy Beejamski didn't snuff the life out of him/her. :(
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Andy Jr. would've been old enough to explain to his dad how to assemble the toy in a Happy Meal... if his father hadn't have had him murdered in the womb. :(
 
In a perfect world, Andy Jr would be sharing in a buffet with uncle Ashton for the holidays. But this is not a perfect world.
 
Amber Turd said:
Also one have to wonder, how exactly did Asstroon managed to find this family? Clearly this is the kind of youtube content the pig "consumes". When he noticed those green peas in one of his favorite shows, he must have sworn revenge.
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I’ve never, ever, been recommended fucking buffet or food content on my YouTube. You’d have no reason to see such content recommended unless you were looking up food videos. Much less be recommended a smaller channel.

PPP’s YouTube feed is likely exclusively food content, because when he’s not stuffing his own face with cakes and pies he wants to watch other people doing so.

Maybe he enjoys buffet content because he can no longer visit them himself, being now completely immobile and having to bathe with the washing stick he got for Christmas. So he must live vicariously through others.

The reason PPP hates this random Ohio man’s content is because he is still able to walk, and has successfully created a family. These are the two things Porkton will never be able to do. Thus, he can only invent reasons to seethe at the wholesome Ohio man, secretly burning with jealousy.

AltisticRight said:
Warski Jr. would have been old enough to complain about McDonald's always broken soft serve machines if Trandy Beejamski didn't snuff the life out of him/her. :(
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Somewhere, in another universe, Andy holds Andy Jr’s hand at this very moment at the local buffet. Uncle Ashton, fit and healthy, looks on with pride at his friend’s dedication to fatherhood, and the relationship Andy and his son have built. Ashton then leaves to go to his family’s church, which welcomes him with open arms.

Meanwhile, in this universe, Trandy Abortski screams BEEJAMS and yells at his father when he comes in with Uber Eats during the stream. Asston grunts and shits himself as the last hair on his head falls off onto the floor, mumbling something about hating vegetables as he thinks about gambling.
 
I'm Just A Worm said:
I’ve never, ever, been recommended fucking buffet or food content on my YouTube. You’d have no reason to see such content recommended unless you were looking up food videos. Much less be recommended a smaller channel.

PPP’s YouTube feed is likely exclusively food content, because when he’s not stuffing his own face with cakes and pies he wants to watch other people doing so.

Maybe he enjoys buffet content because he can no longer visit them himself, being now completely immobile and having to bathe with the washing stick he got for Christmas. So he must live vicariously through others.

The reason PPP hates this random Ohio man’s content is because he is still able to walk, and has successfully created a family. These are the two things Porkton will never be able to do. Thus, he can only invent reasons to seethe at the wholesome Ohio man, secretly burning with jealousy.


Somewhere, in another universe, Andy holds Andy Jr’s hand at this very moment at the local buffet. Uncle Ashton, fit and healthy, looks on with pride at his friend’s dedication to fatherhood, and the relationship Andy and his son have built. Ashton then leaves to go to his family’s church, which welcomes him with open arms.

Meanwhile, in this universe, Trandy Abortski screams BEEJAMS and yells at his father when he comes in with Uber Eats during the stream. Asston grunts and shits himself as the last hair on his head falls off onto the floor, mumbling something about hating vegetables as he thinks about gambling.
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That's a good point. I actually watch plenty of cooking videos and sometimes cookware reviews, never have I been recommended buffet reviews that's not the viral hit type like Zoomer faggots binge eating at some overpriced resort buffet, gouging their faces with radioactive oysters.

How many food videos does one have to watch to land on some 3000-subscriber channel of a wholesome family buffet outing and how much of a fat bastard do you have to be to complain about the food displayed on a screen? It's totally goyslop guys, unlike Canadian UberEats and Trandy's alchemic abominations.

Eat a broccoli you fat swine.
 
Some kind of "Fuck Baked Alaska" stream tonight at 6 or 630 EST. Friday night casino fundraiser stream. Saturday night they stream snipe Ralphamania, provided that event even happens. At this rate of grifting even the high roller paypigs must be getting tired of giving. I know I saw one of these retards say they donate on their credit cards. Imagine handing money over to these two and paying it back to a bank with interest lmao
 
Love the classic 240p quality from PPP’s stream. I’m beginning to think it’s on purpose to mask his grotesqueness to some degree with more pixelation.
 
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