💰 Grifter Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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In case this just a lull in the ddos faggotry, I just wanted to say Merry Christmas, and Asston is fucking fat. May the light of the burning casino guide us safely into the new year.
 
HatredOfScissors said:
These last few casino episodes have actually been good. Warski maybe tarded but it just isnt the same show without him.

The Ralph stuff is slowly but surely starting to creep into genuinely fucked territory. Ralph is more than just some fat idiot like wings of redemption or DSP being an asshole to people and getting into car accidents. The first indication of this to me was when he celebrated that guys dog dying. Its one thing to make fun of a human like coach red pill "dying," but when you celebrate the death of an innocent creature because it slightly harms one of your enemies, that's beyond just being ostentatious, genuine disgusting weasel shit. Then he starves his own dog to death while he goes gambling in Vegas and just doesn't give a fuck? This is more than some internet tough guy overcompensating for his tiny dick. Ralph is an actually sick individual. And this is why I have nothing but contempt for being that support Ralph, ironic or not.
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I disagree. Show is fucking unwatchable despite the Ralph happenings being fucking interesting. I legit dont know how you can sit through it, i can't take more than 5 seconds of their mumbling rambling only to be interrupted with METOKUR MATHOCHISTH FOR TWENTY THAYTH!! AAAAAAATHHTON AAAAAAATHTON!!! HAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOLYYYYYYYYYY C-C-C-C-C-HAT! Nah fuck that, if you like this you have brain damage.

Speaking of fucked up people btw, Warski murdered his own son and Asstonne sodomized his own cat to death with a hot iron rod, he and his brother did. Also he is a piece of shit false prophet and morbidly obese tranny. As for Tardski he is decadence personified. They are no better than Gunty if not worse at this point.
 
All becomes gunt said:
I disagree. Show is fucking unwatchable despite the Ralph happenings being fucking interesting. I legit dont know how you can sit through it, i can't take more than 5 seconds of their mumbling rambling only to be interrupted with METOKUR MATHOCHISTH FOR TWENTY THAYTH!! AAAAAAATHHTON AAAAAAATHTON!!! HAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOLYYYYYYYYYY C-C-C-C-C-HAT! Nah fuck that, if you like this you have brain damage.

Speaking of fucked up people btw, Warski murdered his own son and Asstonne sodomized his own cat to death with a hot iron rod, he and his brother did. Also he is a piece of shit false prophet and morbidly obese tranny. As for Tardski he is decadence personified. They are no better than Gunty if not worse at this point.
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If they both weren't womanless losers, they'd be popping out barstard children left and right, and starting feuds with their extended family, just like Ethan Ralph. They have the same vices too, alcoholism, narcotics and gambling. They also have traplust, just like Nicholas J. Fuetes who they mock relentlessly.

Have a Merry Christmas Asstroon, I hope your heater breaks down in preparation for the inevitable arctic cabin 144p starfish exhibitions.
 
AltisticRight said:
If they both weren't womanless losers, they'd be popping out barstard children left and right, and starting feuds with their extended family, just like Ethan Ralph. They have the same vices too, alcoholism, narcotics and gambling. They also have traplust, just like Nicholas J. Fuetes who they mock relentlessly.
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Asstroon in particular is simply jealous of Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J. Fuentes, and wishes he could be them. He’s just like Ralph, an obese gambling addict, addicted to food instead of drugs, wants to be an E-Celeb and Grifter, wants to have a stable of e-thots, giant ego, Fake Christian…..and he obviously wishes he had his own cult like Fuentes based on a cursory knowledge of Christian theology mixed with degeneracy.

The truth is, Ashton is just a shitty and less successful imitation of Ralph and Fuentes combined. Unlike Ralph he’ll never have children because no woman will touch him, he’s dirt poor and has never experience real success like Fuentes and Ralph, he doesn’t have a brand, he doesn’t have a cult, he doesn’t influence politics, he will never be like his Internet Daddy Metokur.

Ashton is jealous and envious of Ralph and Fuentes, and that’s why he obsessively a-logs them while stuffing cakes and pies down his hog gullet - seething about them while desperately wishing he could experience a fraction of their success, as his massive pig-tits bounce and jiggle and sweat pours down his jowls.

SAD!

Also nice Christmas gift - imagine getting $1 snack cakes, a cheap plastic Nintendo toy, and a bathing stick for deathfats so they can still wash themselves for Christmas. This is what you get from Christmas when you‘re disowned by your family and Church.
 
I'm Just A Worm said:
Asstroon in particular is simply jealous of Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J. Fuentes, and wishes he could be them. He’s just like Ralph, an obese gambling addict, addicted to food instead of drugs, wants to be an E-Celeb and Grifter, wants to have a stable of e-thots, giant ego, Fake Christian…..and he obviously wishes he had his own cult like Fuentes based on a cursory knowledge of Christian theology mixed with degeneracy.

The truth is, Ashton is just a shitty and less successful imitation of Ralph and Fuentes combined. Unlike Ralph he’ll never have children because no woman will touch him, he’s dirt poor and has never experience real success like Fuentes and Ralph, he doesn’t have a brand, he doesn’t have a cult, he doesn’t influence politics, he will never be like his Internet Daddy Metokur.

Ashton is jealous and envious of Ralph and Fuentes, and that’s why he obsessively a-logs them while stuffing cakes and pies down his hog gullet - seething about them while desperately wishing he could experience a fraction of their success, as his massive pig-tits bounce and jiggle and sweat pours down his jowls.

SAD!

Also nice Christmas gift - imagine getting $1 snack cakes, a cheap plastic Nintendo toy, and a bathing stick for deathfats so they can still wash themselves for Christmas. This is what you get from Christmas when you‘re disowned by your family and Church.
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See the thing is we all start low when we make something of ourselves. We usually start in debt, not much food, cold cabins and hell some even dont have a cabin in the first place and are out in the snow. But despite that we don't fucking become grifters, we make something of ourselves and we take risks. Some work at burger king some at mcdonalds, then upgrade, IT, office, transportation, trucks, some stop there others become CEOs or they further hone their craft. Nothing wrong with being poor, working a low income job or even being out in the streets let's be honest. Because even if you are out in the cold shivering in the snow but still have your honor, and to your last breath die with your principles and your dignity, you aren't cold, your heart your resolve isn't cold, it's warm and nothing will change that.
It's not about how Cold your cabin is Ashton, it's about the cold of your heart. Because when you are shivering in the snow out there you are a lesser person. You are someone that has no principles, someone that sold out everyone, you are a traitor. And even if you buy the most expensive space heater, even if you buy a fireplace big enough to warm up a fucking factory, even if you make a villa inside a volcano like those Bond villains. None of these are going to cure the cold in your heart. You will forever be shivering even in the hottest summers.
 
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Salt Papi MAN you earned your salt. How does it feel to be forever immortalized as the joke that you are Tardski ? Happy punch is a-logging you now wine sniffer. BASED SALT PAPI, KING SALT PAPI LADIES AND GUNTLEMEN. That punch carried the weight of every single one of you, because you believed in saltpapi and not tardski's lies. In fact our boy papi punched that retard so hard he aborted his whole show like how he aborted little Andy Junior ( rest in peace ).
 
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Did Asston mention there would be a rakeback this week? Not that him saying there would be means anything.

Between normie twitter a-logging Tardski and the return of Godwinson today, it could be a good show. Asstons probably hitting the chips hard.
 
I'll just chime in a bit and say to the 2 chomos, nice job there PPP. See you'd think like other shows that they would have a Christmas Special, something a bit off schedule, going over the Sektur's Christmas like Godwinson did with JF for example. But just because it doesn't involve Ethan Ralph or Nick Fuentes and whatever Kinochet or janny jim is retweeting, they are completely unable to do anything. Let's be real none of them is visiting family, in fact their families fucking hate them so they are sitting there sobbing in their cold room or HAVING A PANIC ATTACK over their a-logs and Godwinson and Asalieri. They just can't deviate from Ethan Ralph and Fuentes at all, this is some paranoid obsession because they do this for a fucking living.

When i ayylawwg someone maybe even obsessively at times i just do it cause it's funny, these 2 retards are calling it a job. And it's not even that, their takes are stale, they are fucking boring and unfunny and even unwatchable, the content is fucking saturated to death for MONTHS now. I just don't understand the people that watch this, judging by how slow the chat is moving it's probably just ayylawwgs getting clips and stuff together, hatewatchers and a couple of deranged tranny paypiggies. There just aint no way these 1000 viewers are legit with how slow it's moving.

Also even if they did something their routine is fucking boring and stale, it's almost like it doesn't matter what it's gonna cover but the show has become completely unwatchable. Tardski is like cancer and PPP's voice has gotten so effeminate and grating since he got even fatter i can't even listen to it for a hot minute. And it's also the hypocrisy and the fact that one of them murdered their own son in cold blood and the other sodomized a cat to death with his brother. AWFUL BOOOOOO
 
LanternsNSongs said:
You just know that Warski is reading these and considering KOing himself once and for all with a rope.
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I like to think he's tried several times but failed in retarded ways. Idling his car on the street outside, thinking the exhaust will somehow kill him. Tying something around his neck and the ceiling fan, and just tearing the fan out of the ceiling. Trying to kill himself by drinking bleach or something, and just throwing up and shitting himself.

DoomSayer said:
Did Asston mention there would be a rakeback this week?
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They only do shows when Ralph/Fuentes threads grow like 100 pages since the last show and there are enough new clips for Kinochet to steal and put together a show for them.
 
calling you spergs out...You love to watch/hatewatch kino casino.

Cokeski has gotten better since the knock out (probably needed for him to get rekt) and PPP is as fat and speechless as ever. It's a comfy stream show that covers out favorite retards that many people are laughing at/disgusted with/horrified by.

I've given my criticisms of the casino plenty I just don't 'hate' constantly because...well..seems like a waste lol. I also imagine both PPP and Warski are busy with family...recouping...gaming etc. during this holiday season. Their family relations have never been put into the spotlight and when they have well...what changes? Outside of surfer everything has remained the same. What happened to Surfer? idk maybe someone will update me.

Belated Merry Christmas and Happy New Years kiwis....may 2023 bring us a most bountiful harvest.
 
BeanRespecter said:
calling you spergs out...You love to watch/hatewatch kino casino.

Cokeski has gotten better since the knock out (probably needed for him to get rekt) and PPP is as fat and speechless as ever. It's a comfy stream show that covers out favorite retards that many people are laughing at/disgusted with/horrified by.

I've given my criticisms of the casino plenty I just don't 'hate' constantly because...well..seems like a waste lol. I also imagine both PPP and Warski are busy with family...recouping...gaming etc. during this holiday season. Their family relations have never been put into the spotlight and when they have well...what changes? Outside of surfer everything has remained the same. What happened to Surfer? idk maybe someone will update me.

Belated Merry Christmas and Happy New Years kiwis....may 2023 bring us a most bountiful harvest.
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You are misstaken, i wouldnt watch it if you tortured me. I legit cant open it for more than a minute to take a screenshot to track asston's fatness. What i love to do though is shitting on them as many do also in this thread. It's really not that hard to understand, they have painted a target on their back and whenever shit pops up i'll be there to comment on it. Also "cokeski has gotten better since the knockout" fucking lmao give your head a shake buddy. Just from the couple of clips godwinson played the motherfucker is a complete stuttering mess that keeps shouting fake donos and beejams at the top of his lungs. He is the first case of superchat tourretes.
 
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