💰 Grifter Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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DoomSayer said:
A few predictions

Asstroon will sperg until he nearly drowns in his own drool.
Wineski will nod, giggle, and feign understanding of whats happening between irrelevant autistic outbursts.
Metokur Masochist (she/her/hers) for 100 dollars.
Tomatoes give Wineski a panic attack.
Stream gets flagged down and they lose over 75% of viewers as they move to coomfy . stream
BPF not even live, but gets swatted for no apparent reason.
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Asstroon will sperg until he nearly drowns in his own drool.
Wineski will nod, giggle, and feign understanding of whats happening between irrelevant autistic outbursts.
Metokur Masochist (she/her/hers) for 100 dollars.
(In progress) Tomatoes give Wineski a panic attack.
Stream gets flagged down and they lose over 75% of viewers as they move to coomfy . stream
BPF not even live, but gets swatted for no apparent reason.
 
Elmo said:
KC is straight up ripping off @Fannyscum and stealing KF content. In other news, Asston is fat.
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Asstonne shamelessly stealing Kiwi Farms content for his “business” (aka potato chip fund) while also shitting on Josh and the Kiwi Farms? It must be another Chemo Coke-sino.

If it’s also too boring to watch, and Tardski is nodding and giggling like a retard while Porkton jiggles and drools, then we’ve hit all the standard show expectations.
 
DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK said:
You guys are getting ahead of yourselves. We've seen PPP shirtless when he was sweating it up in a hotel after Surfer kicked him out, but only from the man tits upward, right? His gunt could very well be bifurcated as well. We must judge both gunts side by side in the spirit of fairness.

GUNT OFF AT RALPHAMANIA :woo:
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It used to be bifurcated years ago, now probably even the bifurcation has filled up
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Remember months ago when PPP would use this strategy for retards, to encourage the many paypigs they used to have to keep donating to spite the Gunt and Fuentes? Heck it seemed to work... Well currently that has morphed, to him asking Mokuba and the other 4 paypigs that still donate to his "show" (I am guessing all troons contained by Warski in his private tranny server) too keep donating to spite his alogs.
Oh fawk buddy, you might want to reconsider that bussiness plan! Encouraging 5 troons controlled by Warski to spite hundreds of alogs, I don't think will really ensure your financial stability.
 
pharaohwewuz said:
It used to be bifurcated years ago, now probably even the bifurcation has filled up
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He's legit at least twice as fat now, and hes 250+ there. How do you do that to your body? I remember in an early KC episode his cope was "my health just isn't something I decided to prioritize in life." Sure ya fat fuck, you have to prioritize that 3rd sandwich though.
 
Golden Boy said:
He's legit at least twice as fat now, and hes 250+ there. How do you do that to your body? I remember in an early KC episode his cope was "my health just isn't something I decided to prioritize in life." Sure ya fat fuck, you have to prioritize that 3rd sandwich though.
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Well, y'know, he's just SO BUSY. He doesn't have the time to not be an 800 pound deathfat. And here I thought it was effortless to not be that fat.

He doesn't even watch the stuff he alogs. He has Kinochet and Christorian X pillage KF for him, put it all together, write and format the show for him, etc.

The show he does one day a week. MAYBE two. Increasingly often: zero.

He's just got so many priorities though!
 
Golden Boy said:
He's legit at least twice as fat now, and hes 250+ there. How do you do that to your body? I remember in an early KC episode his cope was "my health just isn't something I decided to prioritize in life." Sure ya fat fuck, you have to prioritize that 3rd sandwich though.
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You don't get that fat with only a 3rd sandwich. 30th is more like it.
 
Grand Wizard Wakka said:
Don't forget that Andy is always involved at some point in some way. Andy was even a Killstream co-host for a short period of time when Ralph went from loved to hated. He's like a catalyst for becoming a retarded nigger. Andy crosses your path, and suddenly you start pulling guns on people in the streets, screaming 1488, fapping to pictures of children, and eating yourself to death. "H-h-hey gurl, how about eating this apple?"
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Is he a catalyst or a sign of the fall? He's like the ramp at the bottom of a hill. Usually shows up at the bottom of a decline just to propel someone up for a brief period of time. Then the crash down is far far more violent than before.

KatanaSenshi said:
I skimmed through the flagged episode (it's back up), and it was so unoriginal and boring.
I don't understand why comments are relatively positive. Maybe because fake laugh boxed wine snorting ass clapping brain-damaged chimp retard wasn't there??

Asston was just parroting typical mainstream cuckservative takes like, Kanye crazy pill-popper, Milo puppet master snake, Fuentes bad, Trump was set up, let's not talk about some interesting points Kayne made, eat goyslops every day and bend the knee to Susan, blah blah blah blah, wow buddy.

I thought Asston was better than this, but maybe I overrated him or he simply sold out, either way he is not entertaining. Fuentes doing Kayne's personal wise-man thing and making everyone feel uncomfortable/awkward on a big stage is way funnier. It's a clear W for the homo catboy, imo.
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Yeah you got it in one, if you get kicked in the dick over and over, you would appreciate it when they change from steel toed boots to slippers for a bit. After seeing that segment, it's fairly clear PPP wants to beable to bounce things off of someone and get a response other than unhinged laughter and video pausing. Maybe he needs a side show with that other guy.
Though I have to say their one legitimately funny running joke is appreciated. Whenever one of them promises a new show, or stream, or project or the merch store that's been on its way for half a year now, I get the giggles myself because I know how lazy PPP is and how little Andy cares.
 
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I'm watching the latest episode of the Kino Casino. I wish Andy was gone. The previous KC was great because it was 2 guys who actually knew what they're talking about. I miss the serious PPP streams.
 
Miller said:
I'm watching the latest episode of the Kino Casino. I wish Andy was gone. The previous KC was great because it was 2 guys who actually knew what they're talking about. I miss the serious PPP streams.
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I wouldn't go so far as great, it was a bit better than the garbage it usually is, maybe in comparison it could be called that.

PPP should just make a side show. Cause Andy's idea of a separate show where he and PPP talk about politics? Christ alive
 
Ralph cosplay is probably the funniest thing KC era Asston ever did. It's unfortunate bog hog episode is super unpopular for some reason, I thought that was funny.

fedoralordjish said:
it's entertaining to see how there is no unique thought in this thread, and most takes are just vomited from one user to the next. this sub forum is truly a human centipede of hot takes. but hey if that's what you enjoy more power to you guys!
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Freudian slip something something
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Farglemark said:
I wouldn't go so far as great, it was a bit better than the garbage it usually is, maybe in comparison it could be called that.
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Yeah, great was a bit too much but it was such a relief to have one show where there's no stuttering idiot yelling about the lastest dono from his tranny onlyfans gf.
It was pure content, no segway about a random story that nobody cares about or taking a piss (aka filling the plastic bottle with white wine as he powders his nose).
 
PPP and Warski spend all day every day checking and reading these threads and we get to see their reaction meltdowns to it all on their streams and even when they dont stream cause Warski is threatening to kill himself again because someone wrote a poem or something.

Its hilarious when they publicly sperg out over stuff like Ashton being called "Asstonne". Even the smallest written jabs hurt them more than Salt Papi.
 
>Calls other people grifters and bums for years as he lives off Canadian welfare for autism. Now his entire shows are donation readings.
>Calls other people degenerates even though he spread his asscheeks and displayed his rectum publicly for internet strangers on command
>Bitches about how instrumental church music is unholy and unchristian when he's 400lbs+ and he spends his entire life holding grudges/trying to ruin other people's lives
>Calls other people fake Christians even though every friend he's ever had (Surfer, Godwinson, Squire, every former KC writer) now despises him, except for the cocaine addict that murdered his child and ordered the murder of a person on the street for internet clout
>Whines about how Ralph is fat even though he is far fatter
>Whined about New Project 2, even though none of Asstone's accusations were correct and he would go on to do far worse than what he accused Dick Molesterson of
>Used to call everyone low effort and lazy when he spends literal hours going over Fuentes eating a fry
 
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