💰 Grifter Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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AltisticRight said:
Ashton is so fat, when he waddled pass a movie theatre during the beginning advertisements, you're left to see the end credits when the screen is visible again.

Ashton is so fat, he causes more climate change than all the volcanoes combined in a lifetime by just breathing and shitting.
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Ashton is so fat, when he sits down, he sits ALL THE WAY down.

Ashton is so fat his doctor has advised him to eat healthy and get exercise.

Ashton is so fat that he often has gastrointestinal problems.
 
Really though, with how fat Ashton is, does he have to get some kinda special reinforced toilet for ultrafats?
 

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MeltyTW said:
hes missing a million arcs of unambiguously backstabbing a ton of his closest friends for even smaller reasons and live sex crimes. im sorry not everything new surpasses the old. the truth is ppp is a shittier gunt entertainment wise because he has a more bland personality. tbc that doesnt make him more moral per se just less open which is worse imo. its like how alot of lolcows in the mainstream twittersphere still suck tranny cock, still say the right words while saying none of the no no thoughts etc.
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>he backstabbed warski
>he backstabbed surfer
>he backstabbed his own fanbase who were against grifters
>he backstabbed godwinson
Idk he seems to be on a speedrun of burning bridges, its only a matter of time before he is in a small echo chamber like gunt, not like he hasn't attempted that either with that cozy.tv rip off.
 
White Pride Worldwide said:
>he backstabbed warski
>he backstabbed surfer
>he backstabbed his own fanbase who were against grifters
>he backstabbed godwinson
Idk he seems to be on a speedrun of burning bridges, its only a matter of time before he is in a small echo chamber like gunt, not like he hasn't attempted that either with that cozy.tv rip off.
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The only back he can't stab is his own. Fat fuck can't reach it.
 
Ashton is so fat that when he stands up... he can't stand up because he is fat.
Ashton is so fat that Canadian government is seriously considering drilling some of that fat and using it to solve the energy crisis.
Ashton is so fat he couldn't fit in the deathfats and has his own board.
Ashton is so fat null wouldn't even feed him.
Ashton is so fat that his weight is measured in ass tons.
Ashton is so fat that NASA has classified him as a star(fish)
Ashton is so fat that it has caused an international conflict between Iceland and Japan over the whaling rights.
Ashton is so fat that he lives in all the provinces at the same time.
Ashton is so fat that when he freezes to death and is cremated his ashes will weight a ton.
 
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Pentamidine said:
Warski made the Kino Casino. He's a loveable retard. His clapping, WHOAAAAAAAAA, "A-A-ASHTON", etc. was annoying but overall he made the show enjoyable. He is the cheerful, loveable counterbalance to PPP's pontifications. Yes, PPP is better at putting sentences together but without Warski the show is unwatchable.

I'm praying the breakup is either kayfabe or temporary. I can't bear to watch whoever the new retard is.
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I don't know about all of that, but I do think the show would be funnier if PPP just let Andy spiral live on air. It's a lot more entertaining than watching an obese Canadian autistically rock back and forth while reacting to boring Fuentes clips. His moralfagging about Warksi's potential drug use is ironic given his tremendous girth.

The Cocaethylene Supershow ft. Andy Cokeski and Canadian Bacon Harkonnen would be about 10x better than whatever that last dogshit episode was. I couldn't bear to watch more than 30 seconds of it.
 
White Pride Worldwide said:
>he backstabbed his own fanbase who were against grifters
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did he intentionally dox half his fanbase personally because they called him fat? no. the closest he came was not caring about powerchat being ran by af. he didnt just find persips address and post it because he made fun of andy in his cohost debut. have some perspective on backstabbing. his shitty internet show being faggy isnt nearly as big a deal as trying to ruin someone's entire life over petty sometimes unintended insults.
White Pride Worldwide said:
>he backstabbed godwinson
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he was faggy during that but even then someone trying to fuck with your livelihood because they think your show is faggy now is still a better reason than just lol fat. he left himself open to that since he does and did the same shit but still. its faggy but its still not even close to gunt.
White Pride Worldwide said:
>he backstabbed warski
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howd he backstab warski? if anything hes been shockingly too kind to the tard.
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>he backstabbed surfer
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hes in the wrong but even then we dont know for sure if he really did assault surfer and surfer was interrupting just to try and humiliate him over moral failings despite being a pot head that only just decided being right wing was cool on a whim.

Again idk if you have any idea of scale or if you just remember fuck all about the entire history of the gunt but i fucking promise you he was a million times more petty and vindictive than ppp could ever hope to be. its a gross exaggeration to call almost any human alive besides child rapists and murderers the gunt. hes a literal sex criminal. you can put ppp on a lolcow poster. with ralph hell say youre a literal blood enemy who wants him dead even if the drawing isnt even ugly. you can call ppp fat and hell admit it, ralph would try to shoot you if he could. these are different levels.

internet friend said:
The only back he can't stab is his own. Fat fuck can't reach it.
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hes a fat failure he didnt stab his fans in the back by sucking especially since godwinson means by "grifting" which by his definition everyone from null to pretty much anyone does.
timewave0 said:
His moralfagging about Warksi's potential drug use is ironic given his tremendous girth.
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and the fact he got wasted with warski and with surfer and at one point had a weedathon stream with surfer. i dont get it man its not a professional show its very informal andy slurring his words because of coke is content not a liability. unless hes under the delusion that a show dedicated to telling 'nazis' why theyre not nazi enough to be based is going to soar to fucking comedy central pewdiepie heights.
 
Warski is the sort of retard who voluntarily gets in the trunk.
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cudos if you get the movie reference
 

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MeltyTW said:
did he intentionally dox half his fanbase personally because they called him fat? no. the closest he came was not caring about powerchat being ran by af. he didnt just find persips address and post it because he made fun of andy in his cohost debut. have some perspective on backstabbing. his shitty internet show being faggy isnt nearly as big a deal as trying to ruin someone's entire life over petty sometimes unintended insults.

he was faggy during that but even then someone trying to fuck with your livelihood because they think your show is faggy now is still a better reason than just lol fat. he left himself open to that since he does and did the same shit but still. its faggy but its still not even close to gunt.

howd he backstab warski? if anything hes been shockingly too kind to the tard.

hes in the wrong but even then we dont know for sure if he really did assault surfer and surfer was interrupting just to try and humiliate him over moral failings despite being a pot head that only just decided being right wing was cool on a whim.

Again idk if you have any idea of scale or if you just remember fuck all about the entire history of the gunt but i fucking promise you he was a million times more petty and vindictive than ppp could ever hope to be. its a gross exaggeration to call almost any human alive besides child rapists and murderers the gunt. hes a literal sex criminal. you can put ppp on a lolcow poster. with ralph hell say youre a literal blood enemy who wants him dead even if the drawing isnt even ugly. you can call ppp fat and hell admit it, ralph would try to shoot you if he could. these are different levels.


hes a fat failure he didnt stab his fans in the back by sucking especially since godwinson means by "grifting" which by his definition everyone from null to pretty much anyone does.

and the fact he got wasted with warski and with surfer and at one point had a weedathon stream with surfer. i dont get it man its not a professional show its very informal andy slurring his words because of coke is content not a liability. unless hes under the delusion that a show dedicated to telling 'nazis' why theyre not nazi enough to be based is going to soar to fucking comedy central pewdiepie heights.
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He aired surfers dirty laundry when they broke up, he aired godwinsons dirty laundry when he made fun of him the guy has also made real life threats on people he didn't like like cog, ralph ect... I wouldn't be surprised if he has done some gay ops on some of the literal nobodies on this sektur.
 
Godwinson buck broke the casino.
PPP shoveled dirt on Andy's grave.

I was actually becoming favorably disposed to Ashton during his solo streams a week ago as he seemed to be having a change of heart, cutting the shit and becoming funny again. The poll to keep Andy was hilarious as was him sticking to the results and pulling the trigger "you're fired you fucking retard!".

Then they start the casino and the guy goes into a long rant about "ohhhh Andy is having a hard time, you don't know Andy like I do.. he's having a mental breakdown" yeah, he's having a real bad week, you just fired him you fat cunt. Do you think it was good for his mental health to be fired in such a way? The guy who can't even take a mild joke loved being canned by poll and you're his best friend. Wtf. Don't get me wrong, it was funny but who is this speech for? The normie paypukes who barely pay attention? I just don't like being lied to and manipulated by fat asses who think they are clever. Things were getting real so don't slather them with bullshit again. Don't gotta keep shitting on him just say "the people have spoken" or something. I was so disgusted I turned it off. And I think he unsettled something in himself too as he was on a roll and hasn't streamed in a week. Probably just my schitzophrenia though.
 
Just swinging in from the Netherlands to remind everyone that Ashton is fat. Ashton is too fat to live in human apartments now, he has to live in a barn with the other farm animals. He lays down all day on his side like a giant hog, wallowing in shit and filth. He never bathes because it's too hard.

When it's feeding time, Ashton snorts and oinks, then waddles with great effort to his feeding trough. Lowering his gigantic fat head inside, he gulps down metric tonnes of Goyslop.

Looking up with a face coated in fast-food and chocolate residue, he sees one of his many former friends and collaborators in chat. Asstonne chokes out "You can fuck off you, you're banned. It is what it is."

He then shits his pants while grunting, and flops back on his side, clearing his throat while his massive gut and pig-tits jiggle and sway.
 
White Pride Worldwide said:
He aired surfers dirty laundry when they broke up, he aired godwinsons dirty laundry when he made fun of him the guy has also made real life threats on people he didn't like like cog, ralph ect... I wouldn't be surprised if he has done some gay ops on some of the literal nobodies on this sektur.
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>real life threats to ralph and cog
ok no stop. he asked gunt to fight. idk maybe he said hed just assault cog but i doubt it if youre lumping in the gunt stuff

also the surfer godwinson drama is still a lot more symmetric and proportional than almost anything gunt has done. i have no idea why you feel the need to justify just applying someone as messed up as ethan to just anyone. its not the same. hes like diet ethan at most. like if someone kicks the shit out of a baby vs someone assaults a grown man its not the same. there is a similarity but the scale is different lets list some.

Ralph is a sex criminal. ppp is not

Ethan ralph eats shit. ppp to my knowledge has not

ppp will blow up at a housemate and get in drama with him where they both try to humiliate each other, ppp later regretted openly dropping the initial cop video. ethan has tried to do worse for a lot less including doxing his own son for existing. ethan wants to ruin rekeitas life and his kids life bullying nicks kids because he didnt react kindly enough to a fart even though nick couldnt have known because ralph refuses to be honest about how angry things make him so people can avoid it.

ralph has covered up fratricide committed by a cohost, ppp has not

ethan ralph will take a constructive note and actively dox you and try to get you fired from everything and break apart your family, (edit, even if youre polite as hell and spent money to do so supporting him and the show)

ethan ralph will sexually harass the girlfriends of fans hes still on great terms with and who does free labor for the show

ethan ralph will try and drag people out of their homes because they called him short while they try and return property they could just keep because he lost it trying to assault him and breaking into his home.

ethan ralph has been taped in what appears to be him masturbating to a little kid hes tried to make a major part of his show

ethan ralph has literally said it was his right to sell images of his babies for profit

ethan ralph has named his child after a hated neo nazi gay website

ethan ralph has tried to beat up police officers

ethan ralph has tried to cancel his own ex wife

ethan ralph has tried to smear people as pedophiles in a constant campaign to actually try and get them fired and jailed and ostracized
 
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