💰 Grifter Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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A-A-AAsssston! said:
This show is a really gay friend simulator. Imagine wishing Ashton and Andy were your friends.

Fanboy: "WHOOOAAAA! MY INTERNET FWIENDS HAD FUN!!! I WANNA HAVE FWIENDS LIKE THIS! BEST SHOW, 10/10!"

Andy: "METOKUR MASHOKIST FOR $100 SAYS... 'Nick is gay.' Nick IS gay, Metokur Masochist. Thank you Metokur for the MASSIVE DONO!"

Fanboy: "YAY METOKUR MASOCHIST!"

Didn't PPP talk about how gay parasocial relationships are? Now his entire livelihood is dependent on it. That's really sad there, folks.
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You don't make people like Asston your friends, you hunt em for their blubber to make candles and all sorts of wax.
 
Crystal Golem said:
See here's where he has a point because people including yourself in this very post are trying to go "Yeah they acted liked drunk retards IT WAS AWESOME!!!! Love them!". However nothing in that stream was admirable or worthy of credit it was lolcows acting like lolcows.
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The Kino Casino is intended to be an internet show. Recently every episode has been entirely skippable, unfunny bores whereas the super show was an entertaining trainwreck.

Crystal Golem said:
You wouldn't tell people to give ralph credit for being white trash, you wouldnt tell people to give chrischan props for fucking his mother but for some reason this thread CONSISTENTLY has a problem with sucking PPP's dick. Now I'm not going to go into my schizo theories as to why that is but it happens and it's both extremely gay and not the point of this site.
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I've given Ralph credit for slaying all of his foes with the curse of the gunt. The supershow gave the thread new life, and will probably birth even more material. It was a positive event for readers. Why would I be shitting on them right now? I've been insulting them for 100 pages straight lol.

Crystal Golem said:
So seriously I say this in the most respectful manner but why would you ask us to give a lolcow credit for doing lolcow things you dense faggot? Seriously?
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The same reasons as listed above, maybe you should stop seething at the cows like a faggot.
 
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Why the fuck is his bunt hanging out? What on earth is this ridiculousness? How does that even happen by accident, and why would anyone walk around like this on purpose if not?

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His full arse is out?? I get that he’s a turbofat double-diesel abattoir bin bag, and shirts can ride up a bit sometimes, but this is a full blown belt-below-the-cheeks sofa stain in waiting. Mind blowing.
 
Reotardo da Vinci said:
Why the fuck is his bunt hanging out? What on earth is this ridiculousness? How does that even happen by accident, and why would anyone walk around like this on purpose if not?

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His full arse is out?? I get that he’s a turbofat double-diesel abattoir bin bag, and shirts can ride up a bit sometimes, but this is a full blown belt-below-the-cheeks sofa stain in waiting. Mind blowing.
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Have you seen his starfish?
 
Alcoholocaust said:
I don't care what other faggots think, last show was kino. PPP being extremely uncomfortable with drunkski acting like he's gonna sperg out and assault him at any second, croc shitting himself. A welcome change of pace compared to talking about ralph and fuentes every fucking show
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They went from making content to being content. If that was the quality of show and the type of shit Ralph, Nick, Flam, Beardson, any IP2 person did? That would be the first 3 hour segment of the next KC.
 
Farglemark said:
They went from making content to being content. If that was the quality of show and the type of shit Ralph, Nick, Flam, Beardson, any IP2 person did? That would be the first 3 hour segment of the next KC.
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the academic paper about how MST3K turned into the very product it would riff on but the words are changed for the Kino Casino
 
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Farglemark said:
They went from making content to being content. If that was the quality of show and the type of shit Ralph, Nick, Flam, Beardson, any IP2 person did? That would be the first 3 hour segment of the next KC.
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There were so many over the top moments it made actually hating them hard anymore. Turning them into cartoon characters like Ralph.
Another good one was Ashton joking about Andy Jr.s dick getting hard. So much for the revival prayer session a week ago. It's obvious he could give less of a fuck.
Andy's physique also not looking like someone who's going to fight in a couple of weeks, think he's fallen off the training wagon.
 
Shek$il said:
I've given Ralph credit for slaying all of his foes with the curse of the gunt.
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That's called a joke. Why are you comparing making a joke to openly stating that a lolcow deserves credit for making an absolute ass of themselves?

GothicKingCobra does a drunk stream where he breaks shit and makes gross food all the time. Does he deserve "credit" for that? Is the content drought really so bad were going to turn participation ribbons into first place trophies?
 
Crystal Golem said:
That's called a joke. Why are you comparing making a joke to openly stating that a lolcow deserves credit for making an absolute ass of themselves?

GothicKingCobra does a drunk stream where he breaks shit and makes gross food all the time. Does he deserve "credit" for that? Is the content drought really so bad were going to turn participation ribbons into first place trophies?
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Was the Kino Casino the great arbiter of internet justice for you or something? You sound like a jilted fan, calm down and give your head a shake there buddy, I don't even watch King Cobra.
 
I really can't get over that Andy actually made goyslop.TM and PPP was gayfabing he wouldn't eat it.

Honestly there have been some meals I wouldn't eat because I had drank too much but PigggyPP likes his goyslop too much not to indulge.
 
Andy must love being dominated by fat guys. First Ralph, now PPP. It's okay to like em a little gunty, Andy!

I rewatched Jim's "When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong" stream the other day and have been wondering, after getting teabagged by PPP's gunt and inevitably losing the upcoming fight, will we see another meltdown of the same caliber as "AIM AIM AIM?" Probably not, but it would be fun.
 
Micheal Westen said:
I really can't get over that Andy actually made goyslop.TM and PPP was gayfabing he wouldn't eat it.

Honestly there have been some meals I wouldn't eat because I had drank too much but PigggyPP likes his goyslop too much not to indulge.
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You know PPP and Croc were looking at that slop the same way Andy was looking at Goocheese.
 
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My headcanon is that PPP's ass is so massive it spills over the back of the couch and andy is hitting it from behind
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LOL, good request @Johnny Clyde Cash

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Asstonne sans Roidski, and Easter Island Asstonne.

I still haven't had time to sit through the whole livestream but Allah Bless you faggots that grabbed the funny bits, there are some gems lmao.
 

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