💰 Grifter Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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Andy seems like the kind of dude bro that thinks any meat is protein and that just because you eat more food means you get more gains, I love it. I wonder how much of this shit he's actually going to eat, and how much A-A-Ashton will have left to eat. Judging by their figures I'm guessing most of it's for PPP. I'm loving this dumbass stream so far, I can't lie.
 
So the reason you wash mushrooms isn't because of germs, it's because they're often times covered in dirt in the package. Not even small amounts of dirt, but actual clomps of soil. Enoki tend to be cleaner outside where the root is but he dumped that in as well, but white button mushrooms are filthy.
 
If they eat that - and PPP will - they are going to get sick. Just a waste, Ashton was going to be a preacher but is wasting food! Not something a godly man would do, feeding the poor doesn't mean feeding raccoons and flies (because all that food is wasted and garbage).
 
Watching the stream snipe and a chatter on Ralph's stream mentioned the 100ft extension cord. How likely is it that PPP is so lazy that they have that extension cord so he doesn't to move to get a charger? That wire is plugged into the wall near the sink and it appears to be a phone charger.
 
Man if they can't fix their regular show just do more of this drunk retardation lmao. Like others have said it's like IP2 but I don't feel grimy watching it
 
Local Fed said:
This is the Chef Boyardee stuff in the can that's already in sauce. You can just eat that shit straight from the can at room temperature really (it's better heated up though, but there's really no prep required.)
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The sad thing is ravioli is fairly simple and fun to make homemade. It's a visually appealing process, so good content for live streaming. Plus you can fill them with all sorts of fillings besides low grade factory meat product. That canned shit is when you're living in an RV like Baked or feeling lazy. He is truly a retarded manchild.
 
This is like Epic Meal Time but with worse food, more autism, stuttering, a lingering smell of rancid farts and a moderate chance of rape.
 
Croc is such a cuck imagine your NEET brother finally gets a few dollars in his life and convinces you to rent an apartment in Toronto. Ashton's income has clearly fallen in the past few weeks and he has made next to nothing (since the powerchat scandal) so Croc has to pick up the rent. Ashton then brings his cokehead friend to make a mess in your kitchen and waste food (dont know how much money it is probably around 50).

Croc the cuck could have a wife, but he would rather have PPP ruin his life. Tragic.
 
We've reached full chimp. Andy can't stop burning himself.

That platter of garbage food looks horrifying.
 
Andy Crocker's Utimate Ravioli recipe, rated to feed a family of four or approximately one Ashton Parks. Tutorial with extra grease burns for added experience!
 

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It's like Kay's Cooking but Canadian, 'Ravioli Tardski's Way'
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I'm pretty sure even Kay understood you need to use one continuous piece of tinfoil on a baking tray instead of slapping two pieces together while all the juices got under that joint.
 
I'd like to imagine his "training diet" consists of shit like this with protein powder added. Croc looks like Ricky from Trailer Park Boys at this point, and he just walked off and slammed the door. He has to go change his diaper I guess.

Edit: they finally just now remembered they were in the middle of watching a video. :story:
 

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