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veri said:
i know the exact clip you’re talking about, that marked the definitive point that my opinion of the casino soured. up until that point i don’t think i’ve heard him blatantly insult the audience as bad as he did in that clip.


ppp fell asleep in widescreen mode on the last show. it’s actually over. i hope at least for a parting gift that their final show ends surfer style, i’m impressed ppp hasn’t blown up at him yet. maybe he has in private but battered wife tardski is used to that.

actually, is ppp just trying to sabotage the project so he can part ways with andy? the episode where he just lays down and sleeps is just trying to really show the audience how little he cares about the show anymore. not a likely situation cause ppp loves the money too much, but who knows he’s pretty hard headed and probably thinks he can make it without warski. people in the sektur aren’t good at their long-term decision making, ppp doesn’t have a very good track record.
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Please understand. Sitting upright for prolonged hours of time is painful for his spine.
 
All becomes gunt said:
Please understand. Sitting upright for prolonged hours of time is painful for his spine.
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oh yeah he can have fibremyalga like all the other fat white womrn living on disability. he just didn’t have enough spoons left in him to finish the show.
 
All becomes gunt said:
Anyone that knows a bit about working out will tell you that especially for beginners, 8 hours per day every day is counterproductive. Around 2 max 3 hours at 4 times a week is optimal for someone that is a beginner or is getting back into being fit. You actually need your body to rest in order for gains to be acquired and you need a decent diet rich on protein and an 8 hour sleep schedule ( NIGHT SLEEP YOU HAVE TO SLEEP AT NIGHT ) to hit the best benefits at the least amount of time. More hours isn't gonna speed things up, a good body takes months, even years to build. This is the mindset of new years resolutionists that just go for a month and drop it.
No just no, more hours doesn't equal more fit and that's what usually people that brag a lot ( and do nothing ) say. Later on you can add more hours into your workout indeed if you wanna do some cardio out of the gym like going for a hike or running on a path up a mountain or round a lake. Running around a lake at summer especially with the sun hot as lava is where you do intense breathing training, humidity gets you accustomed to keeping up breathing patterns when it's harder to breathe ( due to humidity + heat ), again breathing is extremely important in boxing. Coach is gonna call you up and you are gonna put on your sunscreen no questions asked and let the torture begin for around 3 hours with a break at 1 and a half. If you can go 3 hours there by the time you go in for an 8 rounder it won't be as harsh.
His stance is off and his breathing pattern is weird, as for his technique it's like he is throwing his body at his opponent and basically flailing his arms about. He is basically doing this all wrong, not even the beginner stuff is right. His legwork fucking sucks and i bet he never heard of a fucking jumprope in his life. But what gets me the most is that he doesn't know how to throw a punch. This is actually bad publicity for his gym, i wouldn't fucking go there if you paid me if that's how they "train" their "fighters".
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I was under the impression that Warski has been
A.) training for months (since before Portugal 2 in fact) and
B.) Andy was using a professional trainer, someone you would expect would consult a nutritionist and create a comprehensive workout plan.

I certainly wasn't expecting Buster Douglas in his prime, but with how cardio intensive boxing training is, stick arms and a pot belly was also unexpected.
 
UCantCCPMe said:
I was under the impression that Warski has been
A.) training for months (since before Portugal 2 in fact) and
B.) Andy was using a professional trainer, someone you would expect would consult a nutritionist and create a comprehensive workout plan.

I certainly wasn't expecting Buster Douglas in his prime, but with how cardio intensive boxing training is, stick arms and a pot belly was also unexpected.
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You know he is gonna come out with a cope one of these days that his unorthodox style is something he is modeling after Prince Naseem just so we can reach nuclear levels of copium.
 
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All becomes gunt said:
More hours isn't gonna speed things up, a good body takes months, even years to build. This is the mindset of new years resolutionists that just go for a month and drop it.
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People who don't exercise don't really respect how long it actually takes to build a powerful body. Sure, you can become marginally stronger than the average person who does nothing but sit on their ass all day fairly quickly, usually in a couple months for most people running a beginner linear progression program. Getting some noob gains in the first couple of months of working out doesn't make you actually all that strong or really that even that much perceptibly stronger than an ordinary person.

But Warski doesn't even really have that, because he's trying to do everything at once: strength, endurance, and cardio. As a result, he's going to improve at an even slower rate than someone purely building strength.

Getting truly, actually strong takes years of dedication with a consistent routine and diet. Becoming strong and athletic takes even longer. The fact that Warski considers whatever piecemeal training he's received over a couple of months to be transformative only reveals just how much of a novice he really is.
 
TherapyMan said:
People who don't exercise don't really respect how long it actually takes to build a powerful body. Sure, you can become marginally stronger than the average person who does nothing but sit on their ass all day fairly quickly, usually in a couple months for most people running a beginner linear progression program. Getting some noob gains in the first couple of months of working out doesn't make you actually all that strong or really that even that much perceptibly stronger than an ordinary person.

But Warski doesn't even really have that, because he's trying to do everything at once: strength, endurance, and cardio. As a result, he's going to improve at an even slower rate than someone purely building strength.

Getting truly, actually strong takes years of dedication with a consistent routine and diet. Becoming strong and athletic takes even longer. The fact that Warski considers whatever piecemeal training he's received over a couple of months to be transformative only reveals just how much of a novice he really is.
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Motherfucker stepped into a Gym for 2 fucking months and he thinks he is the next coming of Jack Dempsey.
 
Dubious Dubu said:
If they really did cancel for some "big weekend show" then why did they wait until 30 minutes before the start time to say a single word about it? And why no date/time given for the supposed upcoming "big show" either? There is more happening than they're willing to admit. To quote Hollywood God, "I don't need to see shit to smell shit!" ... or something like that.
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I’d guess either there’s conflict between PPP and Andy or their income has taken such a hit they can’t be bothered to keep to a schedule, or both. They obviously are having a hard time since their “writers” and clippers quit and have trouble getting new ppl to get clips and read KF for them.

Maybe Andy is reconsidering spitting his fight fee with PPP now that their KC income has tanked.

Keemstar has to be pissed Andy has barely been streaming, and screwed any regular schedule, in the two weeks before the fight when his only job is to be promoting the fight. The only reason he is in the fight is thanks to KC. I get the idea he’s in the gym about 1/3 of the time he claims and his forays to the gym are just to take photos and videos.

I do wonder if PPP will actually be at the fight.
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
I’d guess either there’s conflict between PPP and Andy or their income has taken such a hit they can’t be bothered to keep to a schedule, or both. They obviously are having a hard time since their “writers” and clippers quit and have trouble getting new ppl to get clips and read KF for them.

Maybe Andy is reconsidering spitting his fight fee with PPP now that their KC income has tanked.

Keemstar has to be pissed Andy has barely been streaming, and screwed any regular schedule, in the two weeks before the fight when his only job is to be promoting the fight. The only reason he is in the fight is thanks to KC. I get the idea he’s in the gym about 1/3 of the time he claims and his forays to the gym are just to take photos and videos.

I do wonder if PPP will actually be at the fight.
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At this point, the fight needs to be Ashton vs Andy.
 
Couple of sorry bastards most likely. Though, I have noticed things seem particularly off since Jim's appearance. And why not? He sat them both down and explained that both were screwing each other over in the background. After the pickle suit stream, Andy stopped talking about Jesse entirely. Godwinson claimed that Andy was using Jesse to threaten PPP. Last week he brought him up multiple times in glowing terms in front of a very sour looking Ashton. Their banter doesn't seem as friendly lately. If I was in PPP's exact position, I'd probably do what he seems to be. Which is letting Andy ruin himself. I know there are a few ardent Andy defenders (Where were y'all when Twisted Mind was at 10 viewers a night guys?) but let's be real, who the fuck would watch a show with Andy and PodAwful? Two people who, without really good outside input of some sort, aren't even worth hate watching because they are so fake and boring, yet so smug.

This won't necessarily save PPP of course. This is his second round of burning built up good will. I think a lot of people forgot that after he got kind of recognized for the NP2 thing and got to talk to daddy Jim, he proceeded to stab everyone in the back who lifted his fat ass up. It was quite a few people. Every failure he encountered became someone else's fault. He's even admitted to throwing people under the bus to run interference for himself. Remember what he did to LeoPirate, for example? Sure the dude is a fag but he was his friend. He blamed him for the botched Jim interview. Leo did act like a retard but are we going to forget that PPP, full of righteous fury, going to hold Jim's feet to the fire, etc, simply wound up sitting there starstruck instead? Couldn't seem to make any fucking point at all? It's like him blaming Godwinson for the Flamenco interview going to shit. Seriously. Any newfags here or people that haven't seen it since it happened, go back and watch the old interview PPP and Leo did with Jim. It really hits different now.
 
A tale of two faggots:

Andy completely fucks up the name for the weekend show PPP says first. The "special Super Kino casino" Moorski you goddamn fucking dyslexic neanderthal, you can't even get the "super special" shows name right. Don't worry he's just been pretending to be retarded(all these years). It's an epic kayfabe you'll all laugh at in about a year when Andy's has his own subforum for retardation. Or call it Downies, real tawk.
 
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Crystal Golem said:
What would the boys have to do for you guys to say "wow actually an epic show"? For me they would have to dox ralph live on air and give Fuentes a swirly.
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At this point I'd be happy with the bare minimum. Do the show once a week, and if the donation goal is met do the rake back. Is it really so much to ask for a little professionalism in this industry?
 
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At this point, the fight needs to be Ashton vs Andy.
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For that we are going to need a bigger ring and a pokeflute to get PPP awake in case he falls asleep.

Donuteater said:
At this point I'd be happy with the bare minimum. Do the show once a week, and if the donation goal is met do the rake back. Is it really so much to ask for a little professionalism in this industry?
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
 
The super special is complete bullshit it's like when you forget a kids Birthday and you're like "DON'T WORRY BOBBY I GOT IT ALL PLANNED IS A SUPER SPECIAL BIRTHDAY PARTY TOMORROW!" guy is going to actually buckle down for 6 hours and find some clips and crap for the show, invite some people on. Honestly, this shit is easy af as long as you have an affable/funny personality and put some very minor work in. Ralph does it daily and is 10x more professional for all of his massive flaws.
 
PPP and Warski killing KC is hilarious because it shows how fucking incompetent and retarded the Anal Firsters who have strategized and planned gay ops for months are. KC was considered an existential threat, but the catboys were powerless to stop it and were just lucky that the Casino got terminal butt cancer.
 
Somebody make a bingo card with whatever inane shit KC will come up in the "super" show.

  1. Andy stutters
  2. HiPPPo is fat and cold
  3. Mention of Ralph
  4. Mention of Fagmenco
  5. Mention of AF catboys
  6. Mention of Beardson/Baked/other AF capo
  7. Mention of Nick
  8. Andy shills his slap fight
  9. Andy interrupts HiPPPo
  10. METOKUR MASOCHIST WITH 20$
  11. Andy seal claps and gives ice cold take
  12. HiPPPO copes about the farms

Ngl, it will be a real pickle to choose the middle square, since all of these are staples of the Krap Casino
 
Estate said:
Somebody make a bingo card with whatever inane shit KC will come up in the "super" show.

  1. Andy stutters
  2. HiPPPo is fat and cold
  3. Mention of Ralph
  4. Mention of Fagmenco
  5. Mention of AF catboys
  6. Mention of Beardson/Baked/other AF capo
  7. Mention of Nick
  8. Andy shills his slap fight
  9. Andy interrupts HiPPPo
  10. METOKUR MASOCHIST WITH 20$
  11. Andy seal claps and gives ice cold take
  12. HiPPPO copes about the farms

Ngl, it will be a real pickle to choose the middle square, since all of these are staples of the Krap Casino
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What will we do after everyone gets BINGO 20 minutes into the show?
 
Estate said:
Somebody make a bingo card with whatever inane shit KC will come up in the "super" show.

  1. Andy stutters
  2. HiPPPo is fat and cold
  3. Mention of Ralph
  4. Mention of Fagmenco
  5. Mention of AF catboys
  6. Mention of Beardson/Baked/other AF capo
  7. Mention of Nick
  8. Andy shills his slap fight
  9. Andy interrupts HiPPPo
  10. METOKUR MASOCHIST WITH 20$
  11. Andy seal claps and gives ice cold take
  12. HiPPPO copes about the farms

Ngl, it will be a real pickle to choose the middle square, since all of these are staples of the Krap Casino
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13. Phat Phony Phaggot goes on a rant about why daddy Jewsh doesnt love him enough

14. Tardski has a terminal breakdown about abortion again

15. Tomatoes in chat ( free space )

16. Asston calls someone else fat

17. Abortski goes on a 1 hour rant about how hard he is training and how he is Rocky in the making.

18. Actively shitting on their chat, supporters and/or ex paypiggies

19. PPP is even fatter than last episode somehow
 
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