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KatanaSenshi said:
Tardski in that promo footage looks awful to the point it kinda made me sad, lol.

Generally speaking, the way he doesn't rotate the upper body while staying in squared stance is something you should never ever do. That way you can't generate power, can't cover a long distance, you can't move around quickly, and also it makes yourself a bigger target compared to the proper stance. This is why his movements look awkward and retarded.

I can tell he is taking it rather seriously this time, but even then this is such a basic beginner shit, dude is truly retarded and delusional if he really thinks he can win. This is bad. BAD. Salt Ricenigger will bully him then murder him, then Tardski will live forever as a part of Saltnigger highlight reels.

As a side note, I don't mind Tardski getting brain damage but I hate the fact Ralph's gonna milk the shit out of his KO loss 100%.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=e2S6-gwR0es
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Ill be generous and throw a tip. If Tardski could actually learn a proper right handed southpaw and train some jabbing he could maybe catch him off guard. Problem is he is more square than a motherfucker, slower than a pack of molasses and doesnt have any reach to boot. Not only that, such a style requires to be a fast thinker and he is a fucking retard. And his body is in the shittiest shape i've ever seen.
 
Zaryiu2 said:
Reminder that it took one single punch to knock Ralph to the ground and he bled easily, not saying Tardski might win but simply that Ralph is also terrible at fighting.
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Not to gunt gaurd, but I had a friend who was the #2 ranked wrestler in the state, and outside a bar someone punched him from behind and knocked him out

a sucker punch is a sucker punch, you can’t be so good at fighting you arent effected by it
 
Can we get the poll changed to fight predictions? I got knocked out in the second round
 
SpiderDijon said:
Not to gunt gaurd, but I had a friend who was the #2 ranked wrestler in the state, and outside a bar someone punched him from behind and knocked him out

a sucker punch is a sucker punch, you can’t be so good at fighting you arent effected by it
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That wasn't a sucker punch Dan hit him with though. Ralph came round the corner in full Ragepig mode and ready to fight, he should have been braced for impact, especially picking a street fight with a Bong, say what you want about them but they dont go in for that Gunt rubbing that we saw at Rileys house, the Bongs I know love fighting almost as much as they love cheap lager, if you square up to one they'll throw down, Ralph has only himself to blame if he didnt expect that.
 
Procrastinhater said:
That wasn't a sucker punch Dan hit him with though. Ralph came round the corner in full Ragepig mode and ready to fight, he should have been braced for impact, especially picking a street fight with a Bong, say what you want about them but they dont go in for that Gunt rubbing that we saw at Rileys house, the Bongs I know love fighting almost as much as they love cheap lager, if you square up to one they'll throw down, Ralph has only himself to blame if he didnt expect that.
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He went to confront Cog and didn’t know he was getting rocked from behind by some other dude

If the roles were reversed everyone would say ralph was wrong
 
SpiderDijon said:
He went to confront Cog and didn’t know he was getting rocked from behind by some other dude

If the roles were reversed everyone would say ralph was wrong
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Yeah I'm in no way condoning or defending Cog and his chav man servant flying out to Lisbon to harass the Gunt, as funny as it was.
Seeing Ralph on the floor with his Gunt flopping out made me feel genuine sympathy for him, if your ayylaawgin' causes a person to pity the Gunt, you're going too far.
 
All becomes gunt said:
He doesnt even have beginner gains the motherfucker is rocking a beer belly. I dont think he is putting in any work. Posting from the other thread to make a point.

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Does this guy look like he is fighting anyone ? What is he even doing at that gym to be rocking that gunt other than being punched like a sandbag ?
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Andy, you're gonna have to explain how you are supposedly training for like 8 hours per day and still look like that? How do you have skinny arms, an undefined chest and no abs? This is not good Andy. Your chest and shoulders are so small that your shirt looks like a mini-dress. Pick up some weights, do some pushups, something. You're gonna need more than those matchsticks you call arms to take out Salt Papi.

Also, what is that stance? You're supposed to be in a boxing match, not a Mortal Kombat vs screen.
 
Andy is looking stiff, not good against a fat fuck brawler. Realistically he's got about four or five absorbed gunt blows until his already slow speed cuts in half. If unexpected, closer to two. I'm not sure this late in the game what I'd even recommend as a strategy, since Andy's all stick and no move, against an opponent who can overpower him every round.

Maybe hiding a gun in his shorts? With those little T-Rex arms and the footwork of Frankenstein's monster he's thoroughly screwed.
 
To give as much credit as possible to Warski and from what little I know about fighting, I'd give him the benefit of the doubt on some things. I know even pro fighters have issues with speed and endurance when moving up a weight class, which I believe he is moving up a couple. Also with the physique, when you're just bulking you won't get defined 6 pack abs which are visible ≤ 12% body fat. None of this is to say I don't believe he won't get his ass kicked especially since I haven't see Salt Papi fight, best case scenario for him is an embarrassing fight filled mostly with clinches like much of Idubbz's Creator Clash.
 
BLAME CANADA! BLAME CANADA!
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UCantCCPMe said:
Andy, you're gonna have to explain how you are supposedly training for like 8 hours per day and still look like that? How do you have skinny arms, an undefined chest and no abs? This is not good Andy. Your chest and shoulders are so small that your shirt looks like a mini-dress. Pick up some weights, do some pushups, something. You're gonna need more than those matchsticks you call arms to take out Salt Papi.

Also, what is that stance? You're supposed to be in a boxing match, not a Mortal Kombat vs screen.
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Anyone that knows a bit about working out will tell you that especially for beginners, 8 hours per day every day is counterproductive. Around 2 max 3 hours at 4 times a week is optimal for someone that is a beginner or is getting back into being fit. You actually need your body to rest in order for gains to be acquired and you need a decent diet rich on protein and an 8 hour sleep schedule ( NIGHT SLEEP YOU HAVE TO SLEEP AT NIGHT ) to hit the best benefits at the least amount of time. More hours isn't gonna speed things up, a good body takes months, even years to build. This is the mindset of new years resolutionists that just go for a month and drop it.
No just no, more hours doesn't equal more fit and that's what usually people that brag a lot ( and do nothing ) say. Later on you can add more hours into your workout indeed if you wanna do some cardio out of the gym like going for a hike or running on a path up a mountain or round a lake. Running around a lake at summer especially with the sun hot as lava is where you do intense breathing training, humidity gets you accustomed to keeping up breathing patterns when it's harder to breathe ( due to humidity + heat ), again breathing is extremely important in boxing. Coach is gonna call you up and you are gonna put on your sunscreen no questions asked and let the torture begin for around 3 hours with a break at 1 and a half. If you can go 3 hours there by the time you go in for an 8 rounder it won't be as harsh.
His stance is off and his breathing pattern is weird, as for his technique it's like he is throwing his body at his opponent and basically flailing his arms about. He is basically doing this all wrong, not even the beginner stuff is right. His legwork fucking sucks and i bet he never heard of a fucking jumprope in his life. But what gets me the most is that he doesn't know how to throw a punch. This is actually bad publicity for his gym, i wouldn't fucking go there if you paid me if that's how they "train" their "fighters".
 
AltisticRight said:
You're underestimating Ashton's contribution to the show, he spends 100 hours a week
eating food
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Whenever I see such insanely obese people I wonder how it could be possible that they have enough of both time and money to sit down and eat 15000 calories a day. You would think if they had the money to eat that much they wouldn't be able to because they have work obligations where they can't stuff their face all day, and if they have the time then how do they have the money from not working?
 
SpiderDijon said:
He went to confront Cog and didn’t know he was getting rocked from behind by some other dude

If the roles were reversed everyone would say ralph was wrong
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Seeing Ralph get rocked was pretty funny and Ralph did attack first and wouldn't let it go, Cog was a faggot for bringing a scrapper with him and not doing it himself though, it was obviously what he wanted to happen
 
The Niggerino Casino is supposedly on in 2 hours and these guys haven't tweeted about or advertised that it'll be on in any way. What kind of trash fire is going on behind the scenes.
 
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