💰 Grifter Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
Jesus christ. If he has to fight up a few weight classes, I don't want him to get hurt before the fight because he is just going to get destroyed in the ring
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Tbf weight classes don't matter as much if it's not professionals fighting.
I've knocked out bigger guys than me and I've had my ass kicked by guys smaller than me, size isn't as big a decider when it's not two guys that are pro's, a lot of its aggression and attitude, in which Warski is fucked btw, he curled up crying when the Gunt pressed him, he's a total bitch, seriously imagine shitting yourself over the fucking Gunt :story:
Of course the guy he's fighting is some fat YouTube gook, this is hardly gonna be CroCop v Wanderlei, but knowing how much of a pussy Warski is unless he fills himself full of roids and main lines a shot of PCP right before the fight I think he's gonna get stomped.
 
The gook has some fighting experience and is a heavyweight. Andy is trying to go up 4-5 weight classes. He is constantly bragging how much he have gained in mass. since it's not a body building, or weight lifting competition. This is probably a very bad idea.
 
Procrastinhater said:
Warski is unless he fills himself full of roids and main lines a shot of PCP right before the fight I think he's gonna get stomped.
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Do they do drug tests at that event?


I really don't care about any of the current drama/outrage. I am just disappointed at the steep quality decline since the first 2 episodes. Buttonmashing the Pause button on clips is in fact not kino.
 
BSV said:
The gook has some fighting experience and is a heavyweight. Andy is trying to go up 4-5 weight classes. He is constantly bragging how much he have gained in mass. since it's not a body building, or weight lifting competition. This is probably a very bad idea.
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He's trying to go up to heavy?
Wew lad he's gonna get fucked.
His only chance would have been to have an open weight MMA and work like fuck on his BJJ. He might be able to beat someone naturally much bigger with a submission if he could get it on. Boxing he's got no chance, there's no ability to use body mechanics to get an advantage on a heavier opponent, it's all speed, aggression, and power.
Piling on that much weight will just make him slow, he cried when pressed by the Gunt, and if the gook walks around 70 pounds heavier he's not gonna be able to get the power to cold shot him.
 
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Popper Whiting said:
But a lot of the current upset at the Kino Casino feels really fucking forced and artificial.
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It can always feel forced when you're not in the part of the crowd that's riled up, but the explanation for the pitchforks here doesn't need a conspiracy. It's all a matter of people from the start expecting that the show would end up the way it has ended up, and watching as the egos who should have known better cynically doubled down and pretended like the concerns of the more discerning part of the audience weren't proven right.

The people who appreciate kino the most know exactly what it takes to destroy and to pervert kino. That's exactly why Godwinson felt the need to do something. Semi-ironic grifting inevitably becomes fully unironic grifting, and because of that the content supporting it also eventually degrades. Involving well-known opportunists who barely even understand the concept of kino will quickly lose their shine as the ironic foil and then just become a constant impediment to actual kino. And you have all of this all wrapped up in a show whose very name implies that it would have more respect for the concept. It's perversion on perversion on perversion. That's why there's no reason any upset needs to be forced. It's organic.
 
Toast Sandwich said:
It can always feel forced when you're not in the part of the crowd that's riled up, but the explanation for the pitchforks here doesn't need a conspiracy. It's all a matter of people from the start expecting that the show would end up the way it has ended up, and watching as the egos who should have known better cynically doubled down and pretended like the concerns of the more discerning part of the audience weren't proven right.

The people who appreciate kino the most know exactly what it takes to destroy and to pervert kino. That's exactly why Godwinson felt the need to do something. Semi-ironic grifting inevitably becomes fully unironic grifting, and because of that the content supporting it also eventually degrades. Involving well-known opportunists who barely even understand the concept of kino will quickly lose their shine as the ironic foil and then just become a constant impediment to actual kino. And you have all of this all wrapped up in a show whose very name implies that it would have more respect for the concept. It's perversion on perversion on perversion. That's why there's no reason any upset needs to be forced. It's organic.
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Maybe, and I'm not saying Andy and PPP don't deserve it. I couldn't care less and truth is they probably do. But this has discord stink all over it to me. It has the same feel of when Ralph and gunt guard would brigade the /cow/ ibs thread desperately trying to shift the conversation away from Ralph and onto the people he was currently feuding with. It has the same feel of when the totally real conversations that Andy had with a high school girl which "proved Warski was a pedophile" that Tonka used. This whole thing reeks of Gay Op.

For the record I also suspect KC and capos of Gay opping as well. My opinion is this is a very autistic feud driven by the internet's most socially inept denizens, all in it for clout and asspats.

And really that's probably the funniest thing about it. This whole thing really is just a battle royale on a short bus.
 
Gaynigger said:
I really don't care about any of the current drama/outrage. I am just disappointed at the steep quality decline since the first 2 episodes. Buttonmashing the Pause button on clips is in fact not kino.
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I actually think that's what did it for me. The fucking pausing and low IQ interventions. Not funny, not kino, no value added beyond whatever basic cuts teacllips had already made. The fact Kyler/Geek etc were insufferable, unlikable people amplified warski's negative aspects so I never was able to watch those but his earlier livestreams where he wasn't the focus did have good moments. Largely because it was some autistic debate between spergs, not the hosts.

That's something he shares in common with Ralph and Baked too. Their shows were once watchable because of the spectacle they set up, not their own personalities. At some point the success gets to their heads, they think they're ecelebs and the quality goes to shit.

Ralph has taken it to the extreme where he's turned his whole life into a wild spectacle so it's kind of transcended his own ego, it's comical. Short of Warski snorting an 8-ball and trying to out-cow Ralph I am not sure how he comes back, but am sure he will in some form.
 
Sirfaggot said:
Don't forget the 500 pounds of whale blubber. You don't need a highlight function to see that, unfortunately. These last few tomato mukbang streams have really brought out his resemblance to Jabba the Hutt.
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Same energy.
 
Popper Whiting said:
Things are getting really fucking gay. I get that Andy and PPP are retards, and I'm all for laughing at them being retarded. But a lot of the current upset at the Kino Casino feels really fucking forced and artificial. It is stale, I'd wish they'd talk about other lolcows other than Ralph or AF, and it is rapidly declining in quality but again this outrage feels forced and very gay.

I'm going to sit back and watch. There's no way if this is artificial that the faggots doing it will continue to get along. One of the autists involved is going to get upset for any number of reasons (felt slighted, wanting more clout/attention, stupid argument over stupid shit) and will come running here to spill the beans and details to us. Same goes for Andy and PPP if they're up to gay shit, at some stage one of their autists will get upset and come here to do the same. If both sides are up to gay shit, even better, more for us to laugh at. Gay Op autists are nothing but predictable in this regard.
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Part of it is just people sho are bored and have been waiting for someone to shake up the status quo. It’s a repeat of the NP2 fiasco, that was forced, it was mostly “supported” by people who were bored and thought the whole thing was a good laugh, the people propagating it were mostly doing it for kayfabe reasons, and Null was mad at Dick over him being a hypocrite like he’s mad at PPELTED for being a hypocrite.
I think it’s just a lot of people trying to catch the autistic lightning in the baby bottle, and frankly I say let ‘em, it’s funny.
 
Popper Whiting said:
Maybe, and I'm not saying Andy and PPP don't deserve it. I couldn't care less and truth is they probably do. But this has discord stink all over it to me. It has the same feel of when Ralph and gunt guard would brigade the /cow/ ibs thread desperately trying to shift the conversation away from Ralph and onto the people he was currently feuding with. It has the same feel of when the totally real conversations that Andy had with a high school girl which "proved Warski was a pedophile" that Tonka used. This whole thing reeks of Gay Op.

For the record I also suspect KC and capos of Gay opping as well. My opinion is this is a very autistic feud driven by the internet's most socially inept denizens, all in it for clout and asspats.

And really that's probably the funniest thing about it. This whole thing really is just a battle royale on a short bus.
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Agree. That’s why I find the people who actually get really upset over Ralph loathsome. The only way his actions or existence could really bother you is if your life also sucked and seeing him smirk and make a few hundred bucks a stream makes you feel inferior.

He could handily defeat every single retard enemy of his in the sector and in the end he’s still a short fat nigger with a small dick. Just laugh at him and move on.
 
Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
Agree. That’s why I find the people who actually get really upset over Ralph loathsome. The only way his actions or existence could really bother you is if your life also sucked and seeing him smirk and make a few hundred bucks a stream makes you feel inferior.

He could handily defeat every single retard enemy of his in the sector and in the end he’s still a short fat nigger with a small dick. Just laugh at him and move on.
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This. I find the people who sincerely hate Ralph fucking retarded. Maybe if Ralph has personally been in your life and has harmed you in some fashion I would get it but just being an a-hog who’s never met Ralph and are fuming about him because he said some meanies about your favourite e-celeb; fucking retarded. It’s much more fun to treat Ralph as an animal in the zoo and just watch him set himself on fire for your personal entertainment. Anyone who gets emotionally involved in his lolcowdom like these new wannabe e-celebs like @Christorian X and @Kinochet are fucking retards
 
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I just think burning down casino for the kino is funny. Tardski and fatman ego grew too big for their breeches. If it scores Ralphamale a win who cares. Gunt needs his wins to power up and I find him gloating funny because I know the big L is coming.
 
Yet Another Wanker said:
So here's the question Pillstream 2.0 is coming will it be both Tardski and PPP high as fuck or just one of them?

Thanks to @notafederalagent for perserving the chat log of this historic night.

According to my detailed Ctrl+F analysis The Kino Casino last Friday had:

101,327 tomatoes thrown at it
45 Ralph Wins
861 Ralph Won
20 Ralphamanle Victory
1670 Godwinson WOn
1636 mentions of Jory
229 Fire Warski
9135 Fire Andy

There's no recovery.
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Historically speaking it will probably be Andy, he tends to be the one who gets loaded on cocaine and melts down on livestreams. Depending on your definition of a pillstream andy has had several (lighting nipples on fire stream, crying stream, Miami streams, etc.)

Ashton doesn't do the hard stuff from what I can tell and only binges on weed and liquor on occasion (he used to be a stoner and smoke bongs on every stream but hasn't for years), his biggest addiction is obviously food judging by his tremendous expanding girth and gelatinous man tits. Ashton might not have a pillstream but every time he's shown up lately its been a pigstream. Every day is pizza day for nu-PPP

Procrastinhater said:
He has no facial hair. At his age that's a sign of extremely low T and high estrogen produced by all the fat he's carrying around.
I could grow a full beard in my 20's, I knew a few guys that could only grow chin beards and mustaches, but only the really fat people had no facial hair at all.
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I swear there was at least one stream where he didn't shave and had a super greasy neckbeard starting to grow in
 
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