💰 Grifter Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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Look folks, Jim is too OP for this interview. I think the only fair thing to do is demand that Jade provide a distraction with her sideways Korean taco.

"So tell me boys... unh.... what made you want... ah... to use a Russian scam site? Oh god, where do want it Jade, where do you want it?! UGHHHHHHHHHHH"
 
So here's the question Pillstream 2.0 is coming will it be both Tardski and PPP high as fuck or just one of them?

Thanks to @notafederalagent for perserving the chat log of this historic night.

According to my detailed Ctrl+F analysis The Kino Casino last Friday had:

101,327 tomatoes thrown at it
45 Ralph Wins
861 Ralph Won
20 Ralphamanle Victory
1670 Godwinson WOn
1636 mentions of Jory
229 Fire Warski
9135 Fire Andy

There's no recovery.
 
Chris Mclean said:
I don't know how true that is. After all Surfer lost a job at a grocery store in like a week after he got in to spat with the manager.
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The grocery store manager didn't value the fact that Surfer was weighing the customer's fruit and vegetables with 100% mathematical efficiency.
 
Crystal Golem said:
Pardon my autism but I couldn't help but notice that PPP is streaming from a basement apartment.
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Look at the height of the ceiling and placement/size of the window. $3000 luxury condo huh?
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3000 Canadian is like 300USD. Canada is a 3rd world shithole so just the fact it has electricity and its not snowing inside makes it luxury by Canadian standards.

PPP and Tardski get to hang out and do IRL things.
Ralph is hiding in some crack shack bunker spider hole afraid of outside world. Sad.
 
Yet Another Wanker said:
According to my detailed Ctrl+F analysis The Kino Casino last Friday had:

101,327 tomatoes thrown at it
45 Ralph Wins
861 Ralph Won
20 Ralphamanle Victory
1670 Godwinson WOn
1636 mentions of Jory
229 Fire Warski
9135 Fire Andy
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Don't forget the 500 pounds of whale blubber. You don't need a highlight function to see that, unfortunately. These last few tomato mukbang streams have really brought out his resemblance to Jabba the Hutt.
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now all that needs to happen to make the failure complete is warski fucking up his fight in some retarded way
like, disqualified for failing a drug test or something like that
 
DumbDude42 said:
now all that needs to happen to make the failure complete is warski fucking up his fight in some retarded way
like, disqualified for failing a drug test or something like that
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Do we know if they are fighting under a weight class? Will Warski have to make weight? That would def be something that could fuck him up. Normal fighters have a fucking tough time cutting that weight, just imagine a cokehead like Warski trying to cut down over a few weeks.

Also, injury during training could happen
 
I'm getting worried daddy may cancel his appearance on KC. It may be the best of all the shitty options he's gotten himself into. I can't see anyway he pulls a win out of going on. He originally thought he'd bolster their numbers, turn the goodwill back in their favor, and reinvigorate them on their gunthunt. But the retards can't even help from fucking that up by releasing their horrible hit piece on Godwinson.

If he goes on and goes hard at them (which he's not going to do) he turns his golem against himself and is further isolated. If he goes easy on them, he'll get serious ridicule, especially from the top of the sektor. Either is a massive gunt W. If he tries to ignore the gunt provocations, he looks like a bitch. That may be his best option, but so far he hasn't been able to do that. He really fucked himself here.
 
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
Do we know if they are fighting under a weight class? Will Warski have to make weight? That would def be something that could fuck him up. Normal fighters have a fucking tough time cutting that weight, just imagine a cokehead like Warski trying to cut down over a few weeks.

Also, injury during training could happen
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I think he's talked about having to gain weight. That's why he's stuffing his mouth with 4000+ calories a day. He's at a pretty big disadvantage.
 
Beavis said:
I imagine he‘ll offer her a small monthly amount to not talk about him or go after him for child support and she’ll take it.
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I think her dad will make sure she doesn’t do something that stupid. Harry strikes me as the type of guy that could put Matt Vickers to shame when it comes to fucking up Ralph’s world.

I hope Vickers and Morris form a tag team.
 
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