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No Man's Burrito said:
He's the champion of Slaanesh. Ralphamale, the Eternal. They say if you skewer the rage pig and laugh at him, you'll become the new Ralphamale. That's how he survives the alcoholism...every Jack Daniel's employee that watches his train wreck becomes the next host of the Gunt.
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See I thought that a Lucius-esque reincarnation thing was what caused him to sperg out as badly as he has.

Him being near Chris’s fall caused the OG’s soul to latch onto Ralph, soon a new Chris will stand where Reethan Ralph once stood.
 
No Man's Burrito said:
He's the champion of Slaanesh. Ralphamale, the Eternal. They say if you skewer the rage pig and laugh at him, you'll become the new Ralphamale. That's how he survives the alcoholism...every Jack Daniel's employee that watches his train wreck becomes the next host of the Gunt.
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>Rage Pig (Khorne)
>Hedonist (Slaanesh)
>Gunt (Nurgle)
>Scheming Loser (Tzeentch)
>Constantly fails to own anything outside of his own screaming hollerin' vortex

Reminds me of another giant failure, hmm.
 
Red Pannock said:
>Rage Pig (Khorne)
>Hedonist (Slaanesh)
>Gunt (Nurgle)
>Scheming Loser (Tzeentch)
>Constantly fails to own anything outside of his own screaming hollerin' vortex

Reminds me of another giant failure, hmm.
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That’s not fair to Abaddon. He achieved his goal, mostly; and probably in a reasonably decent span considering the warp makes time drink more than Ethan does.
 
I have watched every episode of my 600 pound life and can say with honesty I've never seen anything...like Ralph's tits. I challenge anyone to find a 600 pound lifer that has tits like Ralph.

He has Cushing syndrome - a real severe form of it. I'm trying to understand where the superiority complex comes from. He says he is white, intelligent and a wholesome American and should be considered a king in the world. There is no mental or physical attribution nor skill nor financial wealth that makes him anything but suited for the garbage and if his claim to fame is his physical location (America) then what he is saying is he is a parasite.

Germany would have had him in line for gassing ahead of every Jew. He has no qualities unless a crane needs a counter-balance. I think Ralph has recognized he is actually a pool of ghastly genetics and has spent his life around his created stance counting for his character and support - but in the last 2 years what he stands for has come to the surface and it is ghastly. Rape. Indecency. Being an absent father. A felon. A horrible christian. A liar and without a doubt, a horrible fuck in bed.

If there is a God and heaven, then his poor mother is watching this shit and she probably got bitch-slapped by St. Peter for bringing this rage pig into the world.



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He 100% has Cushing’s syndrome and I am very surprised this isn’t the #1 ammo choice for Alogs. Nigga is built like a plaguebearer.

Also he could easily prove he doesn’t have it with blood test results.

The best things to really eat at him with are claims he could EASILY disprove and yet all he will say is “nawt trooo” despite never taking the simple steps to concretely disprove the claims.
 
IamnottheNSA said:
Is Ralphamale a child of Nurgle or Slaanesh?
We need Nicky Rackets to tell us.
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Watamelon said:
Slaanesh.

Once he shares his yeasty gift with more acolytes and the Guntlings spread further, he will have a chance with papa.

Until now, he has been nothing but a hedonistic fuck, chasing pleasure either from food, sex or booze. He's obsessed with fame. His pride is endless.

Slaanesh owns that motherfucker.
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Gezkill said:
Man, Ralph is literally a walking representation of Nurgle incarnate.
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Unlike the Bifurcated Flesh Apron that is his Gunt, Ralph is Chaos Undivided.
He is the morals and degeneracy of Slaanesh, the hygiene of Nurgle, the rage of Khorne, and the schemeing gayops and morphing and ever changing body of Tzeentch, he is the Harbinger of the Endtimes, the True Ralphamale, Scion of Lovecraft, the Avatar of Sarkicism, the Walking Flesh Rot that shall consume all of Nirn.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
Ralph is Chaos Undivided.
He is the morals and degeneracy of Slaanesh, the hygiene of Nurgle, the rage of Khorne, and the morphine changing body of Tzeentch, he is the Harbinger of the Endtimes, the True Ralphamale, Scion of Lovecraft, the Avatar of Sarkicism, the Walking Flesh Rot that shall consume all of Nirn.
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Yup, he embodies each of the traits of the Chaos God's
 
The only time I've seen tits do anything like his is when someone's had breast surgery or fat removal surgery and a collapse happens.
 
bonusmp3 said:
Twitter by default makes images 3mp when they are quite large, but if you modify the url and change "large" as in the below urls, you'll get the full 12.5 MP, of which I've added to the post.


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Looking at those up close, I REALLY think that’s gold plate. Zoom in close and look at the edges for color changes. That’s where the plate would get worn down from wear. Looks to me like there’s some color change there.
 
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