💰 Grifter Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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Watch PPP try to comprehend the physique of this rage pig by feeling his own breasts, subconsciously.
 
It's so, so much worse.
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GUNT'S MOOBS HAVE GUNTS TOO

You know, I could live my live without this knowledge. Bet here we are.
If Ralph wasn't such a faggot I'd have some form of pity for him, because he lost the genetic lottery in effectively every way in regard to being fat. He's a manlet so he can't carry the weight in any way that doesn't make him look like a midget ogre. He has a surprisingly small base frame, so it doesn't matter if he started lifting, he'll always be proportionally disgusting since his shoulders/back will never be wide enough to hide his tits and flab in a shirt. Add in that his gunt is so far gone, he will always have like 100lbs of skin hanging off him. A huge part of the drive in working out and losing weight is the progressive positive image you get from improving, I would fucking off myself if no matter how much I lost I only looked more disgusting.
 
It's so, so much worse.
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GUNT'S MOOBS HAVE GUNTS TOO

You know, I could live my live without this knowledge. Bet here we are.
You know, Ralph's appearance reminds me a lot of Baalzebul appearance in D&D in which he is cursed by Asmodeus to have the appearance of a horrible, fat slug monster.
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The resemblance is uncanny. Another uncanny thing is that Baalzebul cursed form causes him to leave fecal matter and other rancid filth to manifest in piles wherever he goes. Just like Ralph.
 
If Ralph wasn't such a faggot I'd have some form of pity for him, because he lost the genetic lottery in effectively every way in regard to being fat. He's a manlet so he can't carry the weight in any way that doesn't make him look like a midget ogre. He has a surprisingly small base frame, so it doesn't matter if he started lifting, he'll always be proportionally disgusting since his shoulders/back will never be wide enough to hide his tits and flab in a shirt. Add in that his gunt is so far gone, he will always have like 100lbs of skin hanging off him. A huge part of the drive in working out and losing weight is the progressive positive image you get from improving, I would fucking off myself if no matter how much I lost I only looked more disgusting.
I still have pity for Ralph. He's a legit 1/10 genetic abomination. Even if he wasn't morbidly obese, he'd still be ugly as sin with his deformed eyes and the worst tiny pupillary distance + huge zygomatic width ratio I've ever seen. Also a true manlet that must be 5'5 at best. Ralph is one of very few men I've seen that lost at everything genetically. Ok, other than being white, but he grew up in West Memphis which is among the top of white trash.

It's no wonder he drinks himself silly and brags about having sex with any creatures under a ton.
 
Warski is such an annoying hanger on. Six months ago he was sucking Ralph’s dick. Not an original thought in his head.

But Ralph content is Ralph content.

Carry on spergs. You’re doing gods work.
 
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Watch PPP try to comprehend the physique of this rage pig by feeling his own breasts, subconsciously.
That is fucking disgusting and amazing; the fact that even PPP cannot comprehend the obesity that is Ethan Ralph is astounding, he's recoiling in fear because it's all he can do. I'm in awe as well, his body is rapidly transitioning into some kind of strange medical curiosity. Ralph literally has the same boobs a badly drawn multiboob furry wank pic, what the fuck even is this shit. Ethan's body is rapidly becoming something truly wretched that no mere mortal can even attempt to comprehend. PPP is trying you can see as he feels at his own mantits to understand the sight in front of him, but he fails as no mere mortal can comprehend the horror in front of them.

The funniest part is that the Pedo Horse willing gets fucked by him to spawn more guntlings and this is what she sees when Ralph comes stumbling drunkly into the room, West Memphis Mirco in a whiskey induced chub. No wonder he had to mouth rape Alice, even an IP2 thot cumrag couldn't force herself to look upon that horror and fuck it.
 
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