💰 Grifter Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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OnetoKill said:
It's a message to the Ralphs, RTUs, Rekietas, Cogs and other Casino a-logs of the world, because I'm certain they're reading this and are having a good one (especially RTU with his Two-Knuckle Shuffle).

The success of the others is not your failure. The failure of the others, likewise, is not your success.
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Nigga this is the sektur, nobody cares if other cows are mocking the casino atm. Half the fun of this shit is watching failures mock and ridicule other failures. Just sit back and enjoy the dumpster fire
 
The idea that Ashton had to beg Andy to come back because he wouldn't be able to stream OBS otherwise isn't adding up to me. Like, he seriously couldn't find anyone else in the sektur who was semi-competent with tech or bring in someone new or learn how to do it himself? Andy may have been doing this video production shit for a while and he's certainly not bad at it for what he's worth, but it's not like this idiot savant situation where he's such a total pro and is just amazing at setting up streams. In particular, whenever they have guests on and Andy has to resize a bunch of windows you can definitely see the cracks. Consider your immersion ruined.

I get the idea that Andy can't do it without Ashton, vice versa not so much. Ashton can do it without Andy, but apparently he chooses to do it with him anyway? It seems to me like Ash has a bit too much affection for the little tard to drop him, and although a lot of people (myself semi-included) see Andy as an albatross around his neck he seems willing to tolerate a lot of his bullshit (e.g. Discord), definitely a lot more so than others would be if they were in his position, if it means he still has his buddy's company.
 
I will never understand how anyone could be parasocial with Andy Pires Warski, let alone paypig for him. Some e-whore I understand, but w-w-w-WARSKI of all e-fags? How much of a literal fucking subhuman does one need to be paying money to be e-friends with fucking Warski? Holy fuck just end your worthless fucking existences already paypigs.
 
SuffahWhorse said:
I will never understand how anyone could be parasocial with Andy Pires Warski, let alone paypig for him. Some e-whore I understand, but w-w-w-WARSKI of all e-fags? How much of a literal fucking subhuman does one need to be paying money to be e-friends with fucking Warski? Holy fuck just end your worthless fucking existences already paypigs.
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For real best advice is to never make friends with someone if the exchange money is a one way street. Exception would be of course if you’re lucky enough to befriend old money or a bitcoin billionaire who throws cash like it doesn’t matter. It never ends well if you’re just throwing cash at someone else.

I watched my first boss nearly fuck up his whole business because he got too chummy with one of my coworkers.
 
BibiLivesMatter said:
I don't think the drama is going to stop here. If they are nuking the discord and disavowing one of their top donors. One of the other donors close to them might start leaking stuff too. That's dependent though if they get upset with the parasocializing interactions being cutoff. In a way, we might get more details on the Vegas trip or other embarrassing things.

Can't really close Pandora's box now and expect it all to seize.
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Not just that but, assuming Iron's story is all true, MM is severley mentally unhinged and will NOT respond well to being tossed under the bus like this. Just THINK of all the money this motherfucker has given these guys over the past couple years. Sunk-cost fallacy doesn't even begin to describe this. Tens of thousands of dollars (that he allegedly couldn't really even afford to be doing and has been running up credit cards and or taking his much-more-successfull techie wife's earnings just to keep paypigging). All just to get kicked aside to cover their own asses. This guy's gonna leak dirt, if he has any. Assuming of course they actually banned him and aren't just letting him secretly stick around under a sock.
 
Omega Bruh Moment said:
With how Andy is trying to set up Metokur Masochist to be the fall guy in this situation, I really think it's an all around lose/lose/lose scenario. If they streamed and pretended nothing happened-it's fucked. If they continued hiding and not streaming-it's fucked. If they go through with this night of the long brooms/paypig sacrifice-they're fucked. There's no chance that Metokur Masochist has no dirt on Andy at the very least. He probably has enough dirt to fill the whole backyard. When the Vegas trip occurred, it set the timer off for a ticking timebomb, though nobody knew just how nuclear it would be.

This thread itself for the last few days has gone from "more kiwi fanfic/discord gayops" and people trying to sweep it up, to PPP and Tardski both confirming that it happened and now top paypig is exposed to the world for being a sick fuck. Majority of people who are on Xitter and in their chat defending it/buying into their version of events haven't even been watching the show for more than a year or 2 who are about as intelligent as Andy himself.

I feel legitimate pity for him, probably due to some rose tinted glasses, but I think the real PPP died in that cabin several years ago and he is now possessed by the same griftoid demon that corrupts all who become Internet personalities. Who cares about having streamlined content when this is the cost of working with Warski? Really, for just a few moments, try to envision yourself as one of these paypigs participating in an ORGY with Warski and a literal pedophile top donator, going through the whole ordeal, and how low you would have to be among the scum of the Earth to consider that a memorable fun experience. That isn't normal, it isn't cool, it's not a typical Vegas vacation, it's pure demonic degeneracy that only comes from the bowels of Discord fantasies and jacking off to drawn depictions of children+drug abuse and mental retardation.

PPP had the opportunity to kick his hole in the brained ass off the show for good several years ago, but decided to snake the writers room because... there were tomato emojis being spammed in the chat?? Because he couldn't be patient and find somebody to be second/third chair on the show who could use streaming software? Because he just wanted the money so bad instead of being like anyone else and working a normal job whilst streaming on the side? OBS isn't difficult to use, it's about as hard as a warehouse job; which is to say that you could train a monkey with peanuts to learn how to do it. If Andy could do it, it's not that hard, no matter how many years of experience he has in doing so. Warski couldn't even be fucked to train consistently while taking turkesterone, which from my understanding is basically steroids-lite which allows your bones to grow denser and develop more muscle mass in a shorter period of time, and ended up being knocked out in 7 seconds, a fraction of how long it took for them to even walk out to the ring. He probably was taking turkesterone thinking that it was going to supplement his workouts, which is fucking retarded because on any stack you have to put in MORE effort in order to gain the most benefits from it. Then again, he probably has holes in his brain from the years of drug and alcohol abuse, and doesn't have any more grey matter to lose.

It's just fucking embarrassing. Is this the curse of Jim? The curse of Null? Or is it simply the fruits of ones own labors and decisions? This entire series of revelations is such a nuclear disaster to anybody who has the capability to process the details. Now, I can only wonder and wait and see what the fallout will be from taking away all of Warski's jannies and his methhead girlfriend who even Tipster didn't want. My guess is that PPP will still, even after all of this, choose to chase the grift and cuck down to Warski because he is his master and has been ever since starting a show with him.

If only in the cabin he knew just how bad things would become.
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What really matters to me is that there's a nonzero chance that Nick Rekieta and his goons are involved in silencing one of the few streams that have been consistently going after him, right before a likely guilty plea that will result in the bodycam being released in a few days. This situation is the same as how I feel about Trump. I don't have faith in him or care whether he has moral character or is a hypocrite, I care that worse people will be exposed and seethe in response. Also like Trump, at least these guys were providing some entertainment.
 
Douglas Mortimer said:
No matter how many times they say "disavow" it doesn't change the fact you were in the hotel.

It's too late to repent and give the politican speech on how you'll be better. They knew who they were dealing with and what they were getting into.
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There's really no coming back from this. PPP sat in the cuck chair. He has no right to ever mock Rekeita, Idubzz, Destiny, or any other cuck. PPP is a fucking cuck. He will forever be known as a cuck. It's over.
 
SuffahWhorse said:
There's really no coming back from this. PPP sat in the cuck chair. He has no right to ever mock Rekeita, Idubzz, Destiny, or any other cuck. PPP is a fucking cuck. He will forever be known as a cuck. It's over.
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Ironically, I feel like PPP sat in the cuck chair not because he wanted to watch, necessarily, but because the effort required to get his bulk out of the chair was beyond his capabilities unaided, so he just stayed and watched, drunkenly yelling out KC memes the whole time.
 
>degenerate Diddy Vegas party exposed
>Stay quiet and don't address it, maybe it'll go away
>days of more and more leaks coming out, more things being exposed, co hosts meth head gf spergs out and confirms party
>Make post on Twitter about how it was a totally normal average Vegas trip with the bros, everybody has slid a paypigs dick into a black hooker, total nothingburger
>BuT aT lEaSt WeRe sObEr nOw!!1
>Wipe sweat off of top forehead fat fold, crisis averted
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>Next day, top paypig and commander of the paypig discord exposed as a PDF file
>BURN IT ALL DOWN, THIS IS ALL METOKUR MASOCUCK AND DISCORDS FAULT! IM THE GOOD GUY!!

Let me get this straight. The whole ordeal has been met with silence, a begrudging response where you downplay everything and NOW we get the totally righteous wrath of God?

Very convenient that the discord is being wiped out, by the way. Yes, its totally being done because they had no idea that their top capos were degenerates and have seen the light!

Given their ever shifting and dishonest responses thus far, wouldnt it be more likely that they're deleting the paypig discord to cover their own asses? I'm sure at least one paypig in there would see the MM expose and start screenshotting. Very convenient time to start having some common sense, Andy and PPP!
 
The Grillcast™ said:
>degenerate Diddy Vegas party exposed
>Stay quiet and don't address it, maybe it'll go away
>days of more and more leaks coming out, more things being exposed, co hosts meth head gf spergs out and confirms party
>Make post on Twitter about how it was a totally normal average Vegas trip with the bros, everybody has slid a paypigs dick into a black hooker, total nothingburger
>BuT aT lEaSt WeRe sObEr nOw!!1
>Wipe sweat off of top forehead fat fold, crisis averted
...

>Next day, top paypig and commander of the paypig discord exposed as a PDF file
>BURN IT ALL DOWN, THIS IS ALL METOKUR MASOCUCK AND DISCORDS FAULT! IM THE GOOD GUY!!

Let me get this straight. The whole ordeal has been met with silence, a begrudging response where you downplay everything and NOW we get the totally righteous wrath of God?

Very convenient that the discord is being wiped out, by the way. Yes, its totally being done because they had no idea that their top capos were degenerates and have seen the light!

Given their ever shifting and dishonest responses thus far, wouldnt it be more likely that they're deleting the paypig discord to cover their own asses? I'm sure at least one paypig in there would see the MM expose and start screenshotting. Very convenient time to start having some common sense, Andy and PPP!
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DSP handled the Derich situation better. Andy and Asston have a lot to learn from The King.
 
The cover up is always worse than the crime, the only way they might get through this is to fire up a stream and take all the shots and all the Ls, the more you try and hide or sweep the worst it will get. You would think PPP and Andy most of all would get this by now. Also one last thing, you are a retard if you have Discord, there is nothing on there but pedos and mentally ill people.
 
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Their parisocial gifts are not shocking, that's why Andy is the cohost. Andy should not be the cohost anymore if he can't wrangle his retard paypigs. Doing blow and fucking hookers is based, let's not front that, it's pure content, but if they can't own up to it or hide it effectively then they don't deserve that kind of highlife. They need to respond to this soon and posting in the kino casino kick chat, bitching about Andy, isn't an adequate response. PPP will not be able to blame this all on Andy so they have to come out with their chest pumped out "Yes we fucked those whores. What you going to do about it, bish?"

The best result of this drama is that Andy is kicked out. The worst result is they never address it and the show dies slowly as chat get banned until no one talks about them and cares anymore.
 
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CarlosDanger said:
The cover up is always worth the crime, the only way they might get through this is to fire up a stream and take all the shots and all the Ls, the more you try and hide or sweep the worst it will get. You would think PPP and Andy most of all would get this by now. Also one last thing, you are a retard if you have Discord, there is nothing on there but pedos and mentally ill people.
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Discord is a pretty good chat app for small groups of friends (that you actually know well and trust) since it supports custom emotes and video upload and such. I don't know how people feel comfortable joining servers where there are a bunch of strangers though. Many years ago when it was a newer app I remember joining some servers related to video games and stuff like that, only to find most of them had nsfw channels. Straight up you are better off going to Reddit at this point if you're trying to connect with people relating to a specialized interest or hobby and don't want to goon with them.
 
No parasocial Discord bullshit = no whale paypigs

No whale paypigs = no way to earn a living off of this show

No living wage = PPP goes back to selling water filters and Warski goes back to Uber driving

Unless PPP is willing to fill Warski's shoes and wrangle up a tard with enough disposable income to drop $30k+ per year on the show, Andy isn't going anywhere. And unless they're able to find the mythical paypig who is mentally well-adjusted and has a healthy social life, being pretend best friends with someone for money is always going to result in associating with autistic, arrested development, pedophile, substance abusing, scumbags. Your only other options as an internet grifter is to either become a glowie asset and get those sweet, sweet fed bucks or join a corporate talent agency and become some Blackrock mouthpiece.

Remember kids, stay in school. Being an e-celeb isn't worth it.
 
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No parasocial Discord bullshit = no whale paypigs

No whale paypigs = no way to earn a living off of this show

No living wage = PPP goes back to selling water filters and Warski goes back to Uber driving

Unless PPP is willing to fill Warski's shoes and wrangle up a tard with enough disposable income to drop $30k+ per year on the show, Andy isn't going anywhere. And unless they're able to find the mythical paypig who is mentally well-adjusted and has a healthy social life, being pretend best friends with someone for money is always going to result in associating with autistic, arrested development, pedophile, substance abusing, scumbags. Your only other options as an internet grifter is to either become a glowie asset and get those sweet, sweet fed bucks or join a corporate talent agency and become some Blackrock mouthpiece.

Remember kids, stay in school. Being an e-celeb isn't worth it.
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At this point the issue isn't what they did but them refusing to talking about it. I've never seen them as anything other than whores. But that's ok. Some people need whores when they're too retarded overworked to be able to make real friends. They just need to admit to being whores and say that their time and interactions have a price. Maybe if they were transparent about their prices they'd have more paypigs. I, myself, wouldn't mind a personalized starfish from ppp. Maybe with a smiley face on his nutsack.
 
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To me, there is no way to get out of this smoothly.

If they don't address any of this, he and Andy will get a massive amount of flack for it.
If PPP fires Andy, the show loses half of it's identity and PPP essentially kills it.
If they try making this a big skeptical, they risk making this shit worst.
Even if they admit to their fuck ups, people will only see PPP as no better then Destiny.

It's all just fucked, people. The Jim curse strikes again.
 
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Jive said:
At this point the issue isn't what they did but them refusing to talking about it. I've never seen them as anything other than whores. But that's ok. Some people need whores when they're too retarded overworked to be able to make real friends. They just need to admit to being whores and say that their time and interactions have a price. Maybe if they were transparent about their prices they'd have more paypigs. I, myself, would mind a personalized starfish from ppp. Maybe with a smiley face on his nutsack.
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We're talking about the difference between being a streetwalker and being a gold digger. The street walker might make some decent change in the short run with her forthcoming methods, but she'll eventually age out and her transient clientele won't give her the consistent income needed to do this for a living long term. The gold digger, on the other hand, would have stability from leading on one rich, gullible schmuck who will pay her way through life so long as she pretends to love him.
 
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