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How many shows in a row have they skipped on? There was last Fri and supposedly this Rakeback they promised and didn't they promise a Rakeback last week that they didn't deliver on?

How do the simps justify paypiggin' to them?
 
internet friend said:
How is paypigging justified at all? When I see a funny man on the internet, giving them my hard earned cash for nothing never crosses my mind. What's going on in their heads that they actually act this way?
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No different from donating to an ewhore on Onlyfans or Twitch.
"Maybe she'll be my girlfriend someday."
"Maybe they'll be my friend some day."
 
Wendy's Chili said:
No different from donating to an ewhore on Onlyfans or Twitch.
"Maybe she'll be my girlfriend someday."
"Maybe they'll be my friend some day."
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I knew parasocial relationships were sad but if this is really the level of pathetism it gets to, that's actually bumming me out.
 
Baldur's Revenge said:
How many shows in a row have they skipped on? There was last Fri and supposedly this Rakeback they promised and didn't they promise a Rakeback last week that they didn't deliver on?

How do the simps justify paypiggin' to them?
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2 weeks now. And before the last show they did, they did one other show, then no-showed for like 2 weeks worth of shows prior. And after the boxing match they did no shows for like 3 weeks. Also they missed shows during the box wine saga. Particular post boxing match, they miss more weeks than they show for, and I think they've only done 2 shows in a week once since the match.

They're basically "scheduled to work" for like 4-8 hours a week, 1-2 half days tops, and still call in sick more than 50% of the time.
 
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It doesn't make sense that since it started, there hasn't been a single negative donation on the KC. Are we meant to believe that by now there isn't some alog who was willing to donate a buck to call Ashton a fat lesbian? There hasn't been a single sneak diss for fuck sake. You could argue that an alog wouldn't be dumb enough to donate and potentially dox themselves to KC, but if you're used to watching these lolcow streams you'll see there is always at least one brain dead alog who will donate talking shit on these cows. Even normal streamers who don't have an audience of devoted alogs get bad donos from time to time. But KC hasn't got a single one? It's suspect and a sign of something shady going on, to me its the biggest evidence the donos are faked alongside MM being able to donate when they had no payment processor.
 
I think they're coasting on the boxing payout (allegedly 50k each if they split) and savings from the Signal Boot days (allegedly PPP had 20k in his bank account pre boxing match). I think Metokur Massochist donations are fake, as seen from getting them even when donations are down. They think they have enough money to coast by, and they aren't really making money on streams, so aren't bothering. But rent, ALL THAT FOOD, and surely they're having all their food delivered for like 10x the amount, heating bills, coke/trannies, gambling... 50-70k is a lot, but never underestimate how fast retards can burn through money, especially when they decide to stop working but spend like stupid niggers at the same time. If they dont find a new grift, next winter will be c-c-cold.

These retards don't think longterm. PPP wouldn't have ended up cold and desperate from drunkenly burning all his bridges in life if he thought long term. Warski, who used to stream to hundreds of thousands or whatever, wouldn't be living with mommy and daddy nearing 40 if he thought long term. They have enough money for their in the moment survival and niggery vices, and they wont try to course correct from their downward spiral until they run out of money again.

Also, at least half their money should be going to taxes if reported. And if they aren't reporting...
 
Wendy's Chili said:
Yes, I do unfortunately.
I don't think you understand how far the bar has been lowered.
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Who doesn't want to be friends with a cokehead in his mid 30s with no job, no family, no future and the IQ of a downsyndrome chimp

Grand Wizard Wakka said:
I think they're coasting on the boxing payout (allegedly 50k each if they split) and savings from the Signal Boot days (allegedly PPP had 20k in his bank account pre boxing match). I think Metokur Massochist donations are fake, as seen from getting them even when donations are down. They think they have enough money to coast by, and they aren't really making money on streams, so aren't bothering. But rent, ALL THAT FOOD, and surely they're having all their food delivered for like 10x the amount, heating bills, coke/trannies, gambling... 50-70k is a lot, but never underestimate how fast retards can burn through money, especially when they decide to stop working but spend like stupid niggers at the same time. If they dont find a new grift, next winter will be c-c-cold.

These retards don't think longterm. PPP wouldn't have ended up cold and desperate from drunkenly burning all his bridges in life if he thought long term. Warski, who used to stream to hundreds of thousands or whatever, wouldn't be living with mommy and daddy nearing 40 if he thought long term. They have enough money for their in the moment survival and niggery vices, and they wont try to course correct from their downward spiral until they run out of money again.

Also, at least half their money should be going to taxes if reported. And they aren't reporting...
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I'd be genuinely shocked if the payout was more than 20k (combined)
 
Grand Wizard Wakka said:
I think they're coasting on the boxing payout (allegedly 50k each if they split) and savings from the Signal Boot days (allegedly PPP had 20k in his bank account pre boxing match). I think Metokur Massochist donations are fake, as seen from getting them even when donations are down. They think they have enough money to coast by, and they aren't really making money on streams, so aren't bothering. But rent, ALL THAT FOOD, and surely they're having all their food delivered for like 10x the amount, heating bills, coke/trannies, gambling... 50-70k is a lot, but never underestimate how fast retards can burn through money, especially when they decide to stop working but spend like stupid niggers at the same time. If they dont find a new grift, next winter will be c-c-cold.

These retards don't think longterm. PPP wouldn't have ended up cold and desperate from drunkenly burning all his bridges in life if he thought long term. Warski, who used to stream to hundreds of thousands or whatever, wouldn't be living with mommy and daddy nearing 40 if he thought long term. They have enough money for their in the moment survival and niggery vices, and they wont try to course correct from their downward spiral until they run out of money again.

Also, at least half their money should be going to taxes if reported. And if they aren't reporting...
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There is no fucking way the boxing paid out something like that. Andy used to talk a lot of shit about Keemstar, and it's pretty obvious that Keem set him up to fail from the get-go.
I kept hearing the 5k each figure, but I didn't know it was just speculation. I really doubt they were paid more than 20k at the absolute max like @BiggusHammer said.
Neither of them work, and they have both fed (in one case literally) into their addictions. Andy lives with his parents still, so his bills are cheap, but we know he probably pays out the ass for his boxed wine and he doesn't strike me as the financially responsible type. That being said, his parents will babysit him and they will bail him out if he needs it, so Andy isn't all that bad off financially.

PPP however is a totally different story. From what we know, his family (specifically his father) probably hate his guts. He lived almost for free with Surfer off autism bucks for years, but he has neither of them now. He has to pay for rent, and he has to pay for the enormous (hehe) costs of both the food he eats, and the price it takes to ship his food to him (ubereats doordash etc) unless of course he has a car, which he'd also have to pay for. He's also a big fan of sports betting. It doesn't seem like Asstone has any friends/family other than his brother Croc to bail him out of anything, and it's unlikely he could find work anywhere in his current state. He used to work as a security guard and as a water filter salesman, but it is unlikely he could perform those jobs anymore even if someone were to hire him. On top of that, he now has a massive group of people that would love to fuck with him in any way they can, and they will absolutely ruin any job Ashton has if they find out about it. If the grift ends, Asstone is completely fucked. We might eventually see him crawl back to Adam and beg for forgiveness, but he's probably too egotistical. I honestly have no idea what he'll do when his savings run out, other than try to scam the government again.
Esoteric Godwinsonism said:
It doesn't make sense that since it started, there hasn't been a single negative donation on the KC. Are we meant to believe that by now there isn't some alog who was willing to donate a buck to call Ashton a fat lesbian? There hasn't been a single sneak diss for fuck sake. You could argue that an alog wouldn't be dumb enough to donate and potentially dox themselves to KC, but if you're used to watching these lolcow streams you'll see there is always at least one brain dead alog who will donate talking shit on these cows. Even normal streamers who don't have an audience of devoted alogs get bad donos from time to time. But KC hasn't got a single one? It's suspect and a sign of something shady going on, to me its the biggest evidence the donos are faked alongside MM being able to donate when they had no payment processor.
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I also think the Metokur Masochist donations are fake. They are far too consistent even when donations aren't working properly, so it's probably just Andy/Asstone pretending they still have a @SignalBoot in order to claim victory over Ralph. I think the rest of the donations (or at least most of them) are probably real though. They still stream to a large audience and they inherited a lot of Jim's absolutely braindead manchild audience, so surely they'll still have a small pen of loyal paypigs. I think Tardski interacts with a lot of them regularly in a private Discord, and keeping the parasocial relationship alive like that should help to keep them on a leash. They definitely receive a lot of negative donos, but it's clear tardski will just skip them if he doesn't like them. I can't wait to see which one snakes first. My money's on Warski.
 
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lolnah said:
Do you really think anyone actually wants to be friends with PPP and Warski?
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internet friend said:
I knew parasocial relationships were sad but if this is really the level of pathetism it gets to, that's actually bumming me out.
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The standard grift usually involves a discord where different tiers of donators have access to different channels where the creators interact more in based on the level of donation. I've heard Warski talk about his discord on the show before, I bet if someone were to donate a few times over the course of a few weeks and then DM him on twitter they could get in. If MM is real, it's definitely in that discord.

I'm not Canadian but according to a quick google search you can get gibs for being obese (totally insane if true, paying people to eat themselves to death 🤡🌎), who knows how long you can live on those when you're eating $1000 a month though.
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internet friend said:
How is paypigging justified at all? When I see a funny man on the internet, giving them my hard earned cash for nothing never crosses my mind. What's going on in their heads that they actually act this way?
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If you can listen to a metokur masochist dono through the stuttering, they talk as if they're another co host on the show. Its a LARP for them to pretend they're friends with PPP and Warski
 
Grand Wizard Wakka said:
I think they're coasting on the boxing payout (allegedly 50k each if they split) and savings from the Signal Boot days (allegedly PPP had 20k in his bank account pre boxing match). I think Metokur Massochist donations are fake, as seen from getting them even when donations are down. They think they have enough money to coast by, and they aren't really making money on streams, so aren't bothering. But rent, ALL THAT FOOD, and surely they're having all their food delivered for like 10x the amount, heating bills, coke/trannies, gambling... 50-70k is a lot, but never underestimate how fast retards can burn through money, especially when they decide to stop working but spend like stupid niggers at the same time. If they dont find a new grift, next winter will be c-c-cold.

These retards don't think longterm. PPP wouldn't have ended up cold and desperate from drunkenly burning all his bridges in life if he thought long term. Warski, who used to stream to hundreds of thousands or whatever, wouldn't be living with mommy and daddy nearing 40 if he thought long term. They have enough money for their in the moment survival and niggery vices, and they wont try to course correct from their downward spiral until they run out of money again.

Also, at least half their money should be going to taxes if reported. And if they aren't reporting...
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Although I don't think they got 50k each, I think you're on to something. It makes a lot of sense that they're coasting off the Signal Boot donos, combined with the boxing payout (which was at least 5k each I'd imagine, I could see it being closer to 10k) and a trickle of legitimate donos coming in from brain dead Rackets/Metokur paypigs. Warski lives at home, his only expense is boxed wine. But Ashton is paying 3k a month in rent, must be spending at least 10k on Ubereats a month while maintaining a gambling addiction. His outcome per month could pass 25k a month easily when you include the betting. Next KC someone should tally up how much they took in donations that night not including MM.

Ashton made the argument to Godwinson that the donos couldn't be fake as Ashton is clearly living the high life. In the Warski cooking show we saw that Ashton's apartment is completely empty. The only furniture he had was a small table and couple of chairs that clearly came with the apartment. The greasy faggot can't even afford a sofa, probably sleeps on a mattress on the floor too. Warski is taking as much as Ashton is and he's still up there in his parent's attic. What evidence is there that they're making all this money outside of Ashton living in an empty two bedroom apartment he shares with his brother instead of an empty cabin alone in the forest? What a shame that no one archived the Queen of Outlines stream exposing a lot of this, sounds like it had some key information to getting closer to the truth.
 
Esoteric Godwinsonism said:
It doesn't make sense that since it started, there hasn't been a single negative donation on the KC. Are we meant to believe that by now there isn't some alog who was willing to donate a buck to call Ashton a fat lesbian? There hasn't been a single sneak diss for fuck sake. You could argue that an alog wouldn't be dumb enough to donate and potentially dox themselves to KC, but if you're used to watching these lolcow streams you'll see there is always at least one brain dead alog who will donate talking shit on these cows. Even normal streamers who don't have an audience of devoted alogs get bad donos from time to time. But KC hasn't got a single one? It's suspect and a sign of something shady going on, to me its the biggest evidence the donos are faked alongside MM being able to donate when they had no payment processor.
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During Kino Casino's height, there were trannies donating under the name of various forum users, some sperg donated $50 under one of us just to stir the pot, it was ridiculous.

It just demonstrates the fall of grace of this garbage show. It really should just be a weekly thing laughing at current events with lolcow culture in mind rather than a marathon of Ethan Ralph did this and Fuentes did that.
 
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