💰 Grifter Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

[Christorian X]

The more I think about it, the more I find myself believing that the KC bot prank is going to produce some massive fallout. Ralph gets called a fat piece of shit every day of his life. Wigger, absentee father, sex offender, alcoholic, pill head, etc, etc, etc. He literally hears all this at least several times every day. Just as with his swollen liver, he's built up a tolerance to it all.

As long as there are people still watching he can tell himself that what he's doing matters and justify his behavior. Viewers really are his ultimate protection from reality.

For Ralph, what KC did was like convincing a priest he can actually hear and speak to God and then reveal its some kids with a mic and speaker behind the church while the whole congregation is laughing because they were in on the joke.

They didn't just shit all over Ethan Ralph, they publicly castrated the Killstream as well. This is certainly going to explode in some spectacular way eventually.

 

[#KillAllPedos]

It's amazing how much fun Warski and PPP seem to have been with their show. You compare that to Ralph where he is just slurring through streams of trucker protests or whatever. It's such a boring slog.

Absolutely. It cannot be stressed enough—it’s all about fun. Fucking with Ethan Ralph is fun, an occasion to laugh and feel happy. That’s why no one complains when aylawging Ralph becomes a recurring segment. You can tell Andy and PPP are legit enjoying it, and the audience is too.

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

Absolutely. It cannot be stressed enough—it’s all about fun. Fucking with Ethan Ralph is fun, an occasion to laugh and feel happy. That’s why no one complains when aylawging Ralph becomes a recurring segment. You can tell Andy and PPP are legit enjoying it, and the audience is too.

The main reason Ralph isn't having fun per say compare to Andy and PPP is because Ralph made this streaming thing as his number #1 source of income.

 

[An automatic clown]

Not sure if this is the right thread for this so feel free to tow it if necessary jannies

 

[Spaghetti Policy]

The main reason Ralph isn't having fun per say compare to Andy and PPP is because Ralph made this streaming thing as his number #1 source of income.

He can’t laugh at himself. Takes himself way too seriously.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Not sure if this is the right thread for this so feel free to tow it if necessary jannies

Off topic, but what was the fallout from AFPAC 3? Aside from it being a honeypot of course.

 

[LadiosSopp]

Off topic, but what was the fallout from AFPAC 3? Aside from it being a honeypot of course.

From what I can tell, a horrifically ill-fitting suit, and Gunt's seemingly biggest draw from the whole thing was a photo with Baked Alaska. No one there wanted anything to do with him/cared about him.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

From what I can tell, a horrifically ill-fitting suit, and Gunt's seemingly biggest draw from the whole thing was a photo with Baked Alaska. No one there wanted anything to do with him/cared about him.

I thought they meant dumb shit with AFPAC in general. I already knew about the suit to Carl's to shame and him being a roadragepig.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

From what I can tell, a horrifically ill-fitting suit, and Gunt's seemingly biggest draw from the whole thing was a photo with Baked Alaska. No one there wanted anything to do with him/cared about him.

Besides all his retard drama the past two years he was boasting about papering Gator’s town with fliers calling him a white nationalist. Ralph would have been like radioactive waste at AFPAC.

All that on top of him being a gross, obese, sweaty man with a balloon face and pubes all over his turkey neck. A female minority would have been more popular.

 

[Retink]

The main reason Ralph isn't having fun per say compare to Andy and PPP is because Ralph made this streaming thing as his number #1 source of income.

That's part of it, but it's probably more that Ralph is too full of himself to ever admit he's wrong or what he's doing doesn't sell. So instead of finding ways to do what he wants but adapting to a growing audience he just continues to put out the same old shit but in larger quantity to maintain an ever sinking ship.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

Don't know if any of you saw the Kino Casino chef episode but it was enjoyable for 2 different reasons

Starts out funny. Shitting on lolcow cooking videos, treats it like an interview process. I genuinely laughed and thought it was a cute idea.
Well Andy decided to open a bottle of wine. You can see it really start to kick in around 3:52:05 durring Momma JF's segment when he offers to fuck Momma JF to stick it to his ex co-host who he goes on a hate fueled tirade about but the Sandra Lee segment 4:10:41 is when dunken horny andy takes over and starts making PPP uncomfortable. From here it trainwrecks the rest of the show and is funny, a little sad since Andy has addiction issues, and a little heart warming because its obvious PPP and Kyler (he gets drunk dialed in) care about Andy and keep the show going while Andy makes a drunken ass of himself.

Also thought I'd share this clip from Episode 5

 

[Lame Entropy]

Andy needs to stop drinking while they're live. Dude can't handle his booze

 

[thismanlies]

Andy needs to stop drinking while they're live. Dude can't handle his booze

He seemed to get genuinely pissed off when people called him Andy Ralph during the AFPAC stream snipe.

 

[Lame Entropy]

He seemed to get genuinely pissed off when people called him Andy Ralph during the AFPAC stream snipe.

Yeah he’s definitely an angry drunk. It can be funny every now and then but it’s just annoying when it becomes a regular thing and doesn’t bode well for the future of the show.

 

[#KillAllPedos]

Don't know if any of you saw the Kino Casino chef episode but it was enjoyable for 2 different reasons
https://youtube.com/watch?v=a5sxc0arl7EStarts out funny. Shitting on lolcow cooking videos, treats it like an interview process. I genuinely laughed and thought it was a cute idea.
Well Andy decided to open a bottle of wine. You can see it really start to kick in around 3:52:05 durring Momma JF's segment when he offers to fuck Momma JF to stick it to his ex co-host who he goes on a hate fueled tirade about but the Sandra Lee segment 4:10:41 is when dunken horny andy takes over and starts making PPP uncomfortable. From here it trainwrecks the rest of the show and is funny, a little sad since Andy has addiction issues, and a little heart warming because its obvious PPP and Kyler (he gets drunk dialed in) care about Andy and keep the show going while Andy makes a drunken ass of himself.

Also thought I'd share this clip from Episode 5
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oIUefUlA_v8

I enjoyed the parts of this episode that I tuned in for. I think it’s good to have some of these old lolcow “review” segments (that’s how I’d categorize this cooking show) if there’s no current drama. For one, there’s a ton of classic lolcow content out there, and not everyone has seen it.

They should do an episode for best on-air parent vs. child spergouts. Present it like a boxing match, and be color commentators. Let chat choose the winner. There’s so many spergouts to choose from: UltraJman getting slapped by his mom, Spax throwing things at his, Chibinekodemyx getting humiliated by his, Chris Chan vs Bob, Ethan Ralph vs Sandra...You could even throw in Andy vs Papa Pires, if Andy is comfortable laughing about that.

As for the alcohol, yeah I agree. I hope Andy cools it with the booze.

 

[free_protons4u]

While I've been enjoying the content for the most part, I do find Andy's reading of the superchats to be very annoying.

Which makes me wonder, is PPP functionally illiterate? L-l-l-l-l-listening to Andy s-s-s-s-s-stutter through the s-s-super chats is annoying as fuck, and it's unnatural for an actual stuttering retard to have the reading responsibilities. So why doesn't PPP just do it? Can he not read better than Andy?

 

[deso2y]

While I've been enjoying the content for the most part, I do find Andy's reading of the superchats to be very annoying.

Which makes me wonder, is PPP functionally illiterate? L-l-l-l-l-listening to Andy s-s-s-s-s-stutter through the s-s-super chats is annoying as fuck, and it's unnatural for an actual stuttering retard to have the reading responsibilities. So why doesn't PPP just do it? Can he not read better than Andy?

Listen you ain't welcome in azores or lisbon, not just p..p..portugal, I mean anywhere this bitch wanders safer for you buddy if you stick to the richmond projects obviously after they're d..done fixing your vision sockets.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Andy needs to stop drinking while they're live. Dude can't handle his booze

Classic cokehead error: Give up coke, thinking that’s your “real” problem, then keep drinking yourself into more humiliation and suffering. This dude isn’t better than Ethan when it comes to this stuff. They’re both raging addicts.

 

[thismanlies]

Classic cokehead error: Give up coke, thinking that’s your “real” problem, then keep drinking yourself into more humiliation and suffering. This dude isn’t better than Ethan when it comes to this stuff. They’re both raging addicts.

It’s not too late for Andy. He just needs to correct his course while he can.

 

[Offen Ded Tardreee]

At least the retarded phoenix gets wasted towards the end of the show. Warski in sperg mode on a holy crusade against chat is funny to me and I think it’s more of a bit to grab a few extra shekels before closing the episode out. I don’t think his drinking is as crippling as a couple folks here might believe, since Andy seems well composed during the main content. If I’m wrong and Andy’s alcoholism affects the shows main content, then I’m a fat faggot with 11 toes. Let’s see what happens tonight.