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Farglemark said:
Shit, rapid posting here.

I genuinely don't care if people Aylawg PPP and Warski, but if you're going to screech in rage I'm not going to call it an incredible statement. You are very upset they had one good half of a show after a long line of shit, and you know what will follow this one good first half of a show? Another long line of garbage that will probably cause some more donors to bail, and the tailspin continues.
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>screech in rage
>you are very upset
I don't know man you are all telling me how mad i am but here you are bitching and moaning that i gave a critic of the show that didn't agree with you. The whole show fucking sucked and it has for the last 50+ episodes, it fucking sucked completely since episode 3. You should get better taste retard. What you think because you gave your wall of text recap i am gonna coddle your ears ? @BOLDYSPICY! did it better and did a service. You are nothing but a Chinese knockoff.
 
Whalers Against Raycissm said:
They are dirty rotten scoundrels. Although that would just be Andy’s base character. I’m sure he can do a hack Sylvester Stallone or terrible Arnold Schwarzenegger impression. paypig should super chat him and ask him to do Arnold tbh…He’ll do it because he thinks he’s a super talented actor.
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I just meant Warski is a terrible second-fiddle to anyone with the gift of language and thought. I wasn’t labeling them scoundrels; just that PPP has to have this Neanderthal on the show that often interrupts and has a Vocabulary of mostly 3-letter words like “noo”! “wha”? “How”? And my favorite “WOW!”
 
All becomes gunt said:
>screech in rage
>you are very upset
I don't know man you are all telling me how mad i am but here you are bitching and moaning that i gave a critic of the show that didn't agree with you. The whole show fucking sucked and it has for the last 50+ episodes, it fucking sucked completely since episode 3. You should get better taste retard. What you think because you gave your wall of text recap i am gonna coddle your ears ? @BOLDYSPICY! did it better and did a service. You are nothing but a Chinese knockoff.
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You are the the Jdanks420 of PPP aylawgs. I think that about sums it up.
 
MadStan said:
I just meant Warski is a terrible second-fiddle to anyone with the gift of language and thought. I wasn’t labeling them scoundrels; just that PPP has to have this Neanderthal on the show that often interrupts and has a Vocabulary of mostly 3-letter words like “noo”! “wha”? “How”? And my favorite “WOW!”
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My favourite is “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
 
To be fair, you have to have a very low IQ to understand Andy Warski. His humour is extremely subtle, and for those cursed with a solid grasp of object permanence most of the jokes will be too low level. There's also Ashton's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Hasbro's "Hungry Hungry Hippos", for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the salience of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Kino Casino truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Andy's existential catchphrase "CH-CHAT ASHTON AAAAAAGH WOW NOO WHA," which itself is a cryptic reference to the research around degenerative brain parasites. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those egg-headed midwits scratching their heads in confusion as Andy and Ashton's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Kino Casino checkings account. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 50 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
 
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“Hello and welcome to the show! I’m your host PPP and I’d like to introduce my momentum-killing-simple-minded friend, Warski.”
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They are dirty rotten scoundrels. Although that would just be Andy’s base character. I’m sure he can do a hack Sylvester Stallone or terrible Arnold Schwarzenegger impression. paypig should super chat him and ask him to do Arnold tbh…He’ll do it because he thinks he’s a super talented actor.
MadStan said:
I just meant Warski is a terrible second-fiddle to anyone with the gift of language and thought. I wasn’t labeling them scoundrels; just that PPP has to have this Neanderthal on the show that often interrupts and has a Vocabulary of mostly 3-letter words like “noo”! “wha”? “How”? And my favorite “WOW!”
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Warski is the glaring problem for sure. I hate the show because of him. He tries to contribute just as much as PPP. That’s his retarded little monkey man ego. He has zero talent at anything. The nigga got fired from Tim Horton’s after a day.

PPP is a talented and creative guy. This partnership is like if an NHL player was forced to be on a defensive pair with a Junior C player….There’s only so much you can do before you’re -5 on the night.

Edit: the junior c player is trying to go coast to coast every time he touches the puck. He’s also pinching at every opportunity and getting roasted. 2 on 1’s all day. He’s also screaming for the puck: “Ashhhhton!!!!”….even when he’s not open.
 
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Farglemark said:
I dunno I think some of the PPP aylawgs are just as spergy as the ardent PPP supporters right now.

This episode has the aylawgs on tilt because they clawed back a bit of their former glory, and you and the others are just full of pure rage right now. Calm down for a moment. You think it's gonna last? Simon rescued them this week, whats next week? Probably 2 more dull shitty recap shows that will stand out so much more in comparison now, with more promises of doing irl stuff and talking about the permanently in development merch store.

These next few weeks are going to be aylawg friendly, you can only sandbag on doing easy to set up content before people realize theyve been lied to for so long.
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Listen, it’d be funny and easy to keep this going, but I’d rather not make the thread more of a shitshow. I thought me telling “malding SimPPPs to suck my PPPenis“ was obvious bait lmao. You can keep fighting with @All becomes gunt though.

I agree that Kino Casino will probably suck and be boring moving forward. I’ll further speculate that Asstonne will double his body weight each show until he can no longer fit on camera at all.
 
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Whalers Against Raycissm said:
PPP is a talented and creative guy.
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PPP was talented and creative when he spread his asshole on stream. PPP was talented and creative when he told Surfer not to be a hero. PPP is talented and creative when all of his watchable content was written and clipped by capos. Remember the content after he was kicked out of Surfer's? Go back in this thread and read what people were saying about it. That's who PPP is without his capos. A painfully mediocre, boring shut-in.
 
Esoteric Godwinsonism said:
PPP was talented and creative when he spread his asshole on stream. PPP was talented and creative when he told Surfer not to be a hero. PPP is talented and creative when all of his watchable content was written and clipped by capos. Remember the content after he was kicked out of Surfer's? Go back in this thread and read what people were saying about it. That's who PPP is without his capos. A painfully mediocre, boring shut-in.
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Yeah, Surfer was his muse. He became dull after they divorced. He needs a new boyfriend like Surfer. He’s certainly wayyy more talented than Tardski though.

Edit: PPP was better alone. Sperging with Surfer lurking in the background. I did re-listen of him in group settings for 4 hours yesterday . With Godwinson and the gang. He’s not great. Could kind of detect some passive aggressiveness towards Godwinson around 2020.
 
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Whalers Against Raycissm said:
Yeah, Surfer was his muse. He became dull after they divorced. He needs a new boyfriend like Surfer. He’s certainly wayyy more talented than Tardski though.
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PPP is very talented at leeching ideas from those around him. He used to be talented at taming capos to farm for ideas his audience would actually like and even that he can't do anymore. He has very little redeeming qualities.

Whalers Against Raycissm said:
Yeah, Surfer was his muse. He became dull after they divorced. He needs a new boyfriend like Surfer.

Edit: PPP was better alone.
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So which fucking one is it? PPP jannies aren't sending their best in here.
 
Esoteric Godwinsonism said:
PPP is very talented at leeching ideas from those around him. He used to be talented at taming capos to farm for ideas his audience would actually like and even that he can't do anymore. He has very little redeeming qualities.
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Yeah I’ve heard that before. He’s like a rain man of remembering jokes/humor. Must have some kind of sense of humor if he’s able to apply it appropriately and get a chuckle out of people.that’s a talent, no? Johnny Carson/Leno/Letterman writers put the comedy spread sheet in their head. They could deliver it well and at the right time. Howard stern basically had Jackie Martlin puppeteering him the whole show.

Esoteric Godwinsonism said:
So which fucking one is it? PPP jannies aren't sending their best in here.
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Better alone with Surfer sitting near him. I clearly said that.
You’d hear “oh fawk buddy” every 5 minutes.
 
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Farglemark said:
I dunno I think some of the PPP aylawgs are just as spergy as the ardent PPP supporters right now.

This episode has the aylawgs on tilt because they clawed back a bit of their former glory, and you and the others are just full of pure rage right now. Calm down for a moment. You think it's gonna last? Simon rescued them this week, whats next week? Probably 2 more dull shitty recap shows that will stand out so much more in comparison now, with more promises of doing irl stuff and talking about the permanently in development merch store.

These next few weeks are going to be aylawg friendly, you can only sandbag on doing easy to set up content before people realize theyve been lied to for so long.
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They got some black eyes in the AF and Ralph it was a good show. Some people don't understand that sometimes you need to have patience for future harvests they want to just scorch the plantation.

One example of Andy fucking the timmming in the show:
 
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