💰 Grifter Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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Rodeo Roadrunner said:
Have either of them even mentioned Quarter Pounder since Jeremy said he wanted to go on their show? Or is the Casino running scared?
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Of course not. For some reason (Ashton’s blackmail leaks and Andy’s old texts) they’re dodging Hamhocks.

I 100% believe the Ashton blackmail shit, because he did the same thing to Phil, but it didn’t work the way he wanted it to, which is the biggest reason the “snakening” happened.

Phil is a lolcow, but I don’t think he deserves this much needless vitriol from KC. Mighty D,my personal favorite detractor, does more than enough for me to get the chuckles from Phil I need. Ashton really takes this thing with Phil way, way, WAY too personal,

DSP is mentally ill and the type of pressure they’re putting on him could ultimately lead him to the same fate as poor Cobes, but much more intentional.
 
Big Fat Guy said:
Of course not. For some reason (Ashton’s blackmail leaks and Andy’s old texts) they’re dodging Hamhocks.

I 100% believe the Ashton blackmail shit, because he did the same thing to Phil, but it didn’t work the way he wanted it to, which is the biggest reason the “snakening” happened.

Phil is a lolcow, but I don’t think he deserves this much needless vitriol from KC. Mighty D,my personal favorite detractor, does more than enough for me to get the chuckles from Phil I need. Ashton really takes this thing with Phil way, way, WAY too personal,

DSP is mentally ill and the type of pressure they’re putting on him could ultimately lead him to the same fate as poor Cobes, but much more intentional.
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Phil is a POS and I completely underatand why Ass-ton is mad.

He against his better judgement decided to help Phil out (more out of spite of Snort Hogan doxxing than anything else probably) and Phil as usual was a ungrateful nigger, he did nothing but take and lie and the most they got Phil to do was remove a actual pedophile from his community, something philly boy was reluctent to do.

I also wish the Casino left Phil alone but only bc he picked up their dents. Desperate Phil = best Phil.

A-log away big boy. (PS. PPP would crush a Big Boy costume, maybe one day this month eh?)
 
The worst segments of the kino casino shows to me are ReviewTechUSA. He is boring, slow, and retarded. His arc ended over a year ago. Leave it be.

As for DSP, it’s a mixed bag. I thought last night was cruel on PPP’s part but entertaining nonetheless. Phil is a genuine piece of shit the more I read in his threads (and watched a bunch of documentaries). He seems like a sad sack of shit who exploits everyone around him, while giving nothing in return. Still though, I’m not sure covering Phil will be entertaining because he’s already a super sperg that will never change. Ashton alogging him is fun for entertaining reasons but the Pigroach will never ever change. Let him suffer in his own autistic shelter.
 
The DSP segments are close to my favorite bits of the show. They are only a couple days removed from their skit destroying DSP and y'all already want them to move on. Lmao. Nah, we're just getting started on DSP. Let 'em cook. This is a slow-burning arc. Although I know people can find the DSP segments boring, there is real bad blood between them and DSP. DSP is also funny to watch get taken down some pegs bc he's this smug asshole who pretends like he's always right and never wrong. So that's the whole point in enjoying seeing him suffer. I also make sure not to swallow either side's narratives too much as they are both biased. They both want us to believe they were king snakes manipulating the other one to do their bidding and dominate them. In reality, both sides are upset about the other and they used to be friends. The truth is probably somewhere in the middle.

I hate all the filler content. Anything where they're watching tv shows or youtube shows is filler content. If it looks like some shit they'd watch on Gumroad, it's filler content. Those people that visit hotels is filler. That family eating at restaurants is filler. The black Ghostbusters stuff is filler. You can also tell by if it's tacked onto the end of the show. I'm not gonna watch them watching tv basically, which is gumroad stuff. And they have been seeding this content onto the main show for awhile now, like a bait and switch. I don't watch filler, especially when your show is 8 hours long each night. There's only so much time in the day for background noise.

However, having said that, someone should download the entire Gumroad and archive it so we have the old shows to clip stuff from. Since they said it's all free this month. Pretty gay though that they are using their new audience bump from idubbbz to shill their crappy Gumroad nontent.
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The whole "I degraded you, I made you do things for me" is quite sadistic. It comes across as excessively cruel, and close to insane.
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Yes. Ashton is psychotic on certain things, when he wants to be. This ties into the Discord blackmail BDSM stuff.
Big Fat Guy said:
I 100% believe the Ashton blackmail shit, because he did the same thing to Phil, but it didn’t work the way he wanted it to, which is the biggest reason the “snakening” happened.
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100%. Nobody has to believe it though. Ashton admits to all of it on the clips. No one is speculating or even exaggerating, Ashton is one of those types of O9A scumbags who blackmails people over Discord to get incriminating material on them like nudes and then uses that to control their behavior.
 
Inebriated Ark Monk said:
And just like with Surfer, when it gets bad or the relationship deteriorates (or worse yet, when they outlive their usefulness), Ashton goes completely scorched earth and becomes a pretty despicable person who can justify any action and anything he says with the mental gymnastics he has used his entire life...which to be fair are the same mental gymnastics he uses to make a shitton of money now with KC. Not to get too armchair psychologist but that's certainly what it feels like to me.
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That’s something strange in psychology that even has its own term, which escapes me atm. Anyhow, the gist is that some people are utterly incapable of endings or changes in relationships to the point that they have to make it a negative thing. Doing so this far into adulthood becomes a pathological feature. Endings aren’t inherently negative, they’re also new beginnings. I’m very interested in PPP’s extreme pattern behavior. And the fact that his new thing is Ralphawalking with the dancing. Dancing is dancing but dis bish be ralphawalking, & always has been.
 
CRT Glow said:
However, having said that, someone should download the entire Gumroad and archive it so we have the old shows to clip stuff from. Since they said it's all free this month. Pretty gay though that they are using their new audience bump from idubbbz to shill their crappy Gumroad nontent.
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I had planned on doing that, but I lost patience downloading dozens of 4+ gig files.
 
Madison Grant said:
Andy shows off his ass, says crotch hurts from the costumes!
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Look at him go! Licking his lips as Andy talks about crotch:
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Their Ralphawalkin’ is getting a little better, as of the sailer dance interlude. Saw a little more shoulder movement. It’s no:

But it’s good that the Caterpillar is working for his goals. bish.
 
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I like PPP going scorched earth on people. He did this several times. Against Josh, against Andy, against many other people. It was funny and is still funny when people post clips but when he talks about DSP he's genuinely gets worked up and mad. Imagine getting your blood pressure up because DSP - the most boring man alive. Ashton is not having fun. Tardski is not having fun. I am also not having fun. PPP is the jilted lover. He's the DSP's alog.
 
DSP has such negative aura that anyyone who spends too much time with him or talking about him for too long turns into an annoying prick himself.
 
GoharMaria said:
They need to cut most segments down to 40 minutes or less. We dont need to see the entire clip because they refuse to edit it down, only for them to say the same three things over and over again.
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I prefer when it's a short clip (>15 minutes) that they somehow extend to being 35 minutes. Those are somehow the most unironic kino clips, because they are usually sperging out and hitting the tard bell a bunch. These 2 or 3+ hour things where they progressively get less energetic and try to rely on donos or whatever suck. And this is coming from a retard who watches the censored clips channel.
 
Can someone explain to me how anyone finds three straight hours of "We're so much better than you Phil, you are such a bad person Phil, everyone hates you Phil, your parents are ashamed of you Phil, I was generous to you Phil, you are gay Phil" over and over and over again, is entertaining at all? It gets to the point where it just sounds like a legit bitter ex.
And if that wasn't enough then you add two/three more hours of basically the same shit but with RTU.

I've never been a fan of two retards who are as thin skinned as Ralph (and who have done similar, if not worse things than Ralph) being moral arbiters, but I can admit that their show can be funny at times, especially with the Johmas self imploding, But this is just, who the fuck enjoys this?

It's inevitable that the show will collapse at some point, after all it's Warski (and PPP has a similar track record with Surfer, Godwinson, the gay Persian hairdresser, etc.), but if they keep indulging in dedicating 3+ hours to beating the same dead horse over and over, the audience will see through the illusion that much faster.
I'm fine with either TBH, either they course correct and have better shows or they double down, bore their audience and end up back where it all started with another of Warski's shows collapsing, them snaking each other, etc.
 
Insanely Retarded said:
Can someone explain to me how anyone finds three straight hours of "We're so much better than you Phil, you are such a bad person Phil, everyone hates you Phil, your parents are ashamed of you Phil, I was generous to you Phil, you are gay Phil" over and over and over again, is entertaining at all? It gets to the point where it just sounds like a legit bitter ex.
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Easy answer: It's DSP's dentractors who enjoy and donate for these segments. They'll donate for anything that goes after DSP, no matter how boring or overplayed it is.
I mean, most of them used to be DSP dents so they are easily parted with their money for low effort and boring content.
 
Woooooah buddy it's almost like, different people will enjoy different segments better than others.

Fuck Phil segments are fun.

Single most tiring thing about this thread: "How does anybody enjoy thing I personally don't? The show isn't catering to me!"
 
CRT Glow said:
I also make sure not to swallow either side's narratives too much as they are both biased. They both want us to believe they were king snakes manipulating the other one to do their bidding and dominate them. In reality, both sides are upset about the other and they used to be friends. The truth is probably somewhere in the middle.
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It was two parasites trying to turn the other parasite into a host to leech off of and then getting mad that they wasted their time and effort doing so after it failed. Phil has a history of just taking, taking and taking and never giving back anything in return, with his former friends, with sponsors and MCNs he used to be attached to, etc. With KC he wanted a new pool of paypigs to leech from and he wanted two bully friends to go against his detractors. He wanted to be on their show getting sucked off while doing nothing, in the DM leaks every single idea Phil pitched to them involved him just fucking sitting there, doing nothing, acting bewildered and shocked at how crazy all these other lolcows are, while Lard and Tard were supposed to do all the heavy lifting by doing all the research and telling an abridged version of a lolcow's lore.

On the other side, PPP wanted to either turn a lolcow's fortune around, thinking that Phil isn't as bad as people say and that he'll get so much credit for rehabilitating a lolcow's image. When that failed after he realized that Phil is as much of a black hole of charisma as everyone warned him about, he wanted to turn him into a joke and the show's punching bag, like the Howard Stern wack pack or OnA's Bobo. What he again didn't count on is that while Phil does have the capacity to humiliate himself for some quick $$$$, he still does have a massive ego and when he realized that the humiliation rituals were getting a bit too much for his taste, he called the Lard out on it and bailed. PPP took a big ego hit himself when both of his plans failed, which is why he spews so much vitriol and gets so angry over Phil
 
Just Some Other Guy said:
Woooooah buddy it's almost like, different people will enjoy different segments better than others.

Fuck Phil segments are fun.

Single most tiring thing about this thread: "How does anybody enjoy thing I personally don't? The show isn't catering to me!"
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Opining and bitching about stupid people is the backbone of this site. MAYBE ITS YOU WHO IS THE TIRESOME ONE BISH!
 
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