Kingdom Come Deliverance - Or how I stopped worrying about SJW and love Bohemia | Now with betrayal and a lot more niggers. "Historically accurate." BlackRock ruined the series.

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They really spent that much time making that game?
The company was founded in 2019, and they've had people on payroll since 2020, so I would assume that's how long they've been developing this game, since it's also the only game they've developed, or really the only project they've stated they have worked on.

It's really no surprise though, modern devs are incompetent, so dev times of 5+ are now the industry standard, instead of a source of ridicule and mockery.
 
I don't think much of anyone gave a fuck, certainly not enough to make a separate thread for the game, but the highly anticipated Kingdom Come spinoff 1348 came out to a roaring success.

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6 years of development well spent lads, truly a monumental accomplishment, you owned the chuds.
250,000 wish listed by the way. Turns out appealing to people who don't play (real) games won't buy your shit. They sure will defend it though.
nigga if you actually read the historical notes in the game you will see that next to the total creative liberty the writers took with the real characters and real locations
Like the real minor they modeled Hans off of only for his peak relevance being underaged gay sex (the age of who they retroactively removed once the goys noticed) with a straight man that was never implied to be gay (much like Hans himself)? Or the existence of Musa and all his propagandizing dialogue? Or the hermaphrodite? Or the numerous other examples that complete shits on your point because all they did was take notes from Wikipedia and incorporated it extremely poorly or not at all, lying all the way? Not the best use of this "creative liberty."
Just say you like the game, you can like dogshit but running defense for a grifting kike who enjoys balls in his face while he drives off to his failed country's equivalent of Hollywood, with the money he suckered from people expecting another game made by real gamers and historians, and is probably a nonce because he's a kike and he included underage gay sex from two formerly straight characters (INB4 "just don't pick it") is not a good look. You'll turn into that one tranny gunt guarding fool or that other kike or even that other hypocrite who ran defense, none of which I see much of these days.
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"Queer people buy and support your products."
Looks up steam charts... Lol, lmao even.
Lol he just took the opposite of what's been proven true for decades and went with it. Proves yet again these people do not live in reality.
 
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Lol he just took the opposite of what's been proven true for decades and went with it. Proves yet again these people do not live in reality.
queer people will dominate the discussion of your game/tv show/movie on reddit, discord and twitter, therefore it's clearly only faggy redditors that play it!!1
 
the gay romance option is probably the worst offender. now let me make it very clear that capon is and always has been a flaming faggot and if theres 1 character in the game whom i would pin as a faggot (other than istvan whom you just want to kill, and henry at several points laughs at him and erik for acting faggy with each other) its him. it doesnt surprise me in the least they picked him for the option.
this only ever comes up as one specific dialogue option about halfway into the game when talking with capon, clearly marked as an option that leads to a romance path, and if you dont select this option it you will never see any hint of it ever again
is it pozzed? definitely. does it harm the gameplay experience? not as long as you dont freely and consciously make the decision to pack his fudge
Hans Capon, the shameless drinker and womanizer of the first game, homo? The man who plays strip dice poker with bath wenches, hoping to disrobe them? The man whose booze-fueled lecherous behavior is constantly called out by his guardian, Sir Hanush? The man who has an entire DLC about needing Henry's help to score a chick?

Na, that was a terrible fucking call and decision.
Or the hermaphrodite?
Wait... the fuck? I am so glad I missed that in my one playthrough, but I regretfully feel the need to inquire further.
 
Hans Capon, the shameless drinker and womanizer of the first game, homo? The man who plays strip dice poker with bath wenches, hoping to disrobe them? The man whose booze-fueled lecherous behavior is constantly called out by his guardian, Sir Hanush? The man who has an entire DLC about needing Henry's help to score a chick?
"Nah man, you need to understand, he was just closeted and wanted to prove to as many people as possible and as openly as possible that he was totally a masculine heterosexual (normal) male! His entire romance was helping him come out of the closet you bigot!" Either that or:
Wait... the fuck? I am so glad I missed that in my one playthrough, but I regretfully feel the need to inquire further.
Was mentioned in passing and casually, no one talks about it either so finding the exact dialogue is hard.
 
Was mentioned in passing and casually, no one talks about it either so finding the exact dialogue is hard.
One of the lords involved with the main quest, I believe. You hire a girlboss marvel superheroine squatting in the gypsy camp and she mentions he's one of them. The entire game has reddit/Joss Wheadon writing, this isn't even the worst example of random access "humor" like this, for my money the whole entire questline where Henry has to literally touch and taste shit to create a feces golem is the worst contender(this is supposed to be "funny" because you never build the golem, the kike ends up making gunpowder instead and pretends he invented it).
 
Like the real minor they modeled Hans off of only for his peak relevance being underaged gay sex (the age of who they retroactively removed once the goys noticed)
how was this "retroactively removed"? the most recent version of the game still contains the note which says he was really a kid in 1403 but they purposely aged him up to about 20 so he could be henrys age and have a role in the story. you cant really have a 12 year old being a wartime envoy and trying to fuck bitches which is how the story of 2 begins. i dont see how its supposed to be purely pretext for the homo shit.
The man whose booze-fueled lecherous behavior is constantly called out by his guardian, Sir Hanush?
look around this website and tell me gooning doesnt lead to faggotry

im also pissed about how vavra tried to deny the obvious dei shit in the game and lied to all the fans, his spergouts were a colossal display of unbridled retardation. my point is that in spite of all this gay shit kcd2 is still a good game worth playing and ill leave it at that
 
my point is that in spite of all this gay shit kcd2 is still a good game worth playing and ill leave it at that
lol, real stockholm syndrome hours here. Kingdom cummies are pathetic.
queer people will dominate the discussion of your game/tv show/movie on reddit, discord and twitter, therefore it's clearly only faggy redditors that play it!!1
There was no queer audience for KCD1, it was mostly CRPG fans and historical buffs. All the DEI shit in KCD2 has to be the most forceful, artificial addition to any videogame franchise ever made.
 
how was this "retroactively removed"? the most recent version of the game still contains the note which says he was really a kid in 1403 but they purposely aged him up to about 20 so he could be henrys age and have a role in the story. you cant really have a 12 year old being a wartime envoy and trying to fuck bitches which is how the story of 2 begins. i dont see how its supposed to be purely pretext for the homo shit.
THAT "oh shit we fucked up quick add some half assed text saying hes totes an adult" NOTE WASN'T EVEN IN THE ORIGINAL RELEASE, STOP PLAYING DUMB VAVRA. THE FIRST FUCKING GAME ALSO SAYS HE'S UNDERAGE AND THE SECOND ONE HAPPENS ALMOST IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE FIRST, HE'S A MINOR NO MATTER HOW MANY "hes totally an adult we swear it" NOTES THEY PUT, PERIOD.
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my point is that in spite of all this gay shit kcd2 is still a good game worth playing and ill leave it at that
lmao keep coping about your gorillion copies sold vavra, it's still shit. cybertrash but medieval.
Kangzdom Coomz fags are something else (just like cybertrashfags).
 
how was this "retroactively removed"? the most recent version of the game still contains the note which says he was really a kid in 1403 but they purposely aged him up to about 20
Retroactively added, my bad. It originally didn't say they aged him up.
look around this website and tell me gooning doesnt lead to faggotry
General degeneracy rather, faggotry is just a part of that. It is truly an addiction as bad as any drug.
my point is that in spite of all this gay shit kcd2 is still a good game worth playing and ill leave it at that
I don't see how this game can be worth it when it's worse in almost every single aspect compared to the first game. That's not even an opinion, that is a statement that you can use 99% of this thread to prove it. You can still like it of course, but just say that rather than trying to defend something using points that are easily refutable and have already been refuted throughout for nearly 300+ pages?
Quite literally everyone who has ever tried to defend this game turned out to be the most smug, cock munching, kike worshiping motherfuckers on the internet, even this thread had some real bad faith actors a while back who only serve to ragebait rather than even try to point out what is actually good. Seriously, this game really showed people's true colors and how they really don't believe in anything they've said prior to its release.
At this point if you still want to defend the game you might want to go to Reddit, this thread quite obviously hates this shitshow.
THAT "oh shit we fucked up quick add some half assed text saying hes totes an adult" NOTE WASN'T EVEN IN THE ORIGINAL RELEASE, STOP PLAYING DUMB VAVRA. THE FIRST FUCKING GAME ALSO SAYS HE'S UNDERAGE AND THE SECOND ONE HAPPENS ALMOST IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE FIRST, HE'S A MINOR NO MATTER HOW MANY "hes totally an adult we swear it" NOTES THEY PUT, PERIOD
What's hilarious is that they specified that he is underaged but still made that sex scene, then they realized "oh wait this is an sex scene with a minor" and tried to hide it as minimally as possible.
Weren't games removed from Steam for less?
 
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don't see how this game can be worth it when it's worse in almost every single aspect compared to the first game. That's not even an opinion, that is a statement that you can use 99% of this thread to prove it. You can still like it of course, but just say that rather than trying to defend something using points that are easily refutable and have already been refuted throughout for nearly 300+ pages?
Quite literally everyone who has ever tried to defend this game turned out to be the most smug, cock munching, kike worshiping motherfuckers on the internet, even this thread had some real bad faith actors a while back who only serve to ragebait rather than even try to point out what is actually good. Seriously, this game really showed people's true colors and how they really don't believe in anything they've said prior to its release.
i havent played the first game yet, ill come back and do a comparison after i finish it. looking forward to it very much, like i said i already had a blast with 2 and even the woke shit didnt detract from my enjoyment thoughbeit it should never have been there in the first place
 
i havent played the first game yet, ill come back and do a comparison after i finish it. looking forward to it very much, like i said i already had a blast with 2 and even the woke shit didnt detract from my enjoyment thoughbeit it should never have been there in the first place
the first game is fun until you get to the disease plot and then it drags
 
the first game is fun until you get to the disease plot and then it drags
Honestly I didn't mind the disease plot but I also enjoyed that you could make the medicine yourself and listen in. I always felt like the story had its various odd points, especially the ending.

Hans Capon, the shameless drinker and womanizer of the first game, homo? The man who plays strip dice poker with bath wenches, hoping to disrobe them? The man whose booze-fueled lecherous behavior is constantly called out by his guardian, Sir Hanush? The man who has an entire DLC about needing Henry's help to score a chick?
Still confuses the hell out of me. Hans is a lecher and a party animal, yet even while utterly smashed in the first game he doesn't make any comments to Henry. Hanush nearly repeats like a broken record about how much Hans' insatiable desire to chase skirts is going to fuck things up. He's very much right if Hans doesn't wise up he'll have a bevvy of bastards looking to fuck up his holdings.

Doesn't really matter anymore, Vavra and Warhorse made their bed and now there's no third installment for their trouble.
 
Honestly I didn't mind the disease plot but I also enjoyed that you could make the medicine yourself and listen in. I always felt like the story had its various odd points, especially the ending.
the disease is where i usually stop playing the game. never made it past because it's a lot of work to get the satisifying ending.
 
the disease is where i usually stop playing the game. never made it past because it's a lot of work to get the satisifying ending.
Its really not though? You talk to some guys, head to the monastery, talk to the monk, read the book, tell him its poison, make the cure, hand it out to people. You do need to be quick about it, though.
 
Na, that was a terrible fucking call and decision.
I don't disagree at all, but a gay man compensating for his faggotry by being a massive womanizer isn't exactly unbelievable. It's just an utterly fucking retarded choice for Capon and his character. It was added purely to fit in with Vavra's Jewish antics. What's really fucking annoying is that Hans' bromantic dialogue later in the game ends up feeling faggy and annoying because of the context of the potential of a romantic relationship between Henry and Hans instead of brotherly, as it should.
 
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