Kingdom Come Deliverance - Or how I stopped worrying about SJW and love Bohemia | Now with betrayal and a lot more niggers. "Historically accurate." BlackRock ruined the series.

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The Gay-mer strikes again :story:

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Knight's Path dev post 6 months from now (after preorders):

MEET JIBOWEE OF GHANA:​
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We are pleased to introduce of the characters of our game! Polymath, warrior, scholar, explorer, and chronic womanizer, Jibowee will be a major ally over the course of your adventure. He hails from the prosperous kingdom of Ghana, a nation insulated from the conflicts that tore apart Europe in the late 5th century that left the continent culturally and intellectually dead. Jibowee has journeyed north to learn more about their strange, often amusing cultures, and to meet their very friendly women. After trekking across the continent, granting many princesses accidental heirs, Jibowee has decided to settle down for a while in the area where our game takes place. His vast education and unique insights allowed him to quickly rise the ranks in the royal court, becoming the king's advisor in exchange for access to their royal study and an open bed where eager maidens from all over have arrive to 'meet' this handsome foreign stranger. But he now grows bored of the simplistic works interred with the royal library, longing for the vibrant texts and scientific advancement of his home country while also longing for the excitement and danger he once found in exploration and clandestine romance.

You will be able to learn under the tutelage of Jibowee, gaining many practical skills necessary to explore this dangerous world as well as a few tips about romance from the master of medieval seduction himself. These lessons will be required to begin any of the romance quests in our game. But it's best not to share his, enthusiasm, in practice, unless you want angry villagers with pitchforks at your back! And be careful, he may romance potential partners if you leave them alone too long, stealing your women away before you know it. This encourages players to maintain their relationships and not neglect their lovers, though sometimes it's not always that simple. We hope you enjoy meeting him as much as we did creating him. Fight on, Knights!


The comments:
"he's only a small part of the game, the main story is only 20% of the content. I'm still buying the game to support creators who don't kneel to big nose private equity"
"anti-sex woketards are going to be so pissed we have a badass male character who gets laid!"
"actually, there was a part of a jawbone found in Central Europe that resembled an African's and boats literally existed back then lol, are you really that afraid of black people?"
"you dont have to play the main quest"
"the devs literally said there were going to be no trans people and lgbt content, why are you crying that everyone isn't a white male? Grow up"
"but what if he's an interesting character? im not going to write him off because of his race"
 
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Joshua Cohen Mohnstein said:
His vast education and unique insights allowed him to quickly rise the ranks in the royal court, becoming the king's advisor in exchange for access to their royal study and an open bed where eager maidens from all over have arrive to 'meet' this handsome foreign stranger.
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The second Eva Green Musketeer movie had a character exactly like this. Everyone, man and woman, swooned over him and he randomly saved the Musketeers and took over during a battle and single-handedly drove off the enemy attackers with his generalship. It was like a Vavra wet dream.
 
Ivalice said:
They were showcasing a possible romance NPC in the game.
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A poster then asked if they'd add LGBTQ representation into the game.
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Which was replied with:
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The replies are a mix of seething and celebrating.
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Outrage marketing AND before the game is even remotely close to ready. I'm starting to not like Czechs. Sucks since Tournament was a scuffed proof of concept but everything since then has looked promising up until now.

Editing to avoid double posting, here's the dev of KP praising KCD2 and talking about Vavra and them exchanging compliments. (A) Make of that what you will.
 
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Yea making fun of the Musa thing in KCD is all well and good, but the KP would do better to wait with that AFTER releasing their game and getting accolades from it, because if they fuck this up, they'll just end up being another CDPR/Warhorse and every other studio who talks smack and then either eat their own shit or do a 180 when they smell the money.

It's all a bit tiresome really.
 
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One one hand, they are only a small team with like 5 people and don't have the ressources like Warhorse has.

On the other hand...Warhorse turned Kingdom Come into Kangzdom Cum and the gay pedo jew "golden car testicles" Vavra is involved.
 
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The Lаughing Man said:
Yet another medieval "kcd-like" game is going to come out this march, the main character is suspiciously androgynous, but a "female knight".

https://youtube.com/watch?v=cgpw0lZnTR0
Brave the harsh realities of the Italian late medieval period through the eyes of a courageous noble whose life is about to change fundamentally. Follow Aeta (Alby Baldwin), a young knight errant, on a brutal journey through Italy to find and save her closest one, Bianca (Jennifer English).

1348 Ex Voto is a thrilling 3rd-person action-adventure game inspired by classics of the genre and chivalric story tropes.
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Not sure if the KCD clone warrants it's own thread. It's basically a TEMU version of KCD 1. Girl main character is chilling with other woman and keeps training her "sword-fighting" (other woman also knows how to use a knife tactically) until suddenly her walled city is on fire. The start is literally like 10 mins of yapping. She constantly is stating the obvious throughout the demo; there's no FOV or motion blur toggles and it's the first game I've seen where it genuinely is making me sick from the blur. You can't destroy anything like barrels/crates. There's no gore or wounded noises in combat, no looting of corpses.

EDIT: I forgot that the character you're trying to save who is also the other girl at the start is also a to-be-nun who is training you in sword-fighting. They're also extremely knowledgeable about Arthurian legends despite being in Italy. Running is more like a brisk jog and facial animations are janky.
 
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GGSurvivor said:
there's no FOV or motion blur toggles and it's the first game I've seen where it genuinely is making me sick from the blur. You can't destroy anything like barrels/crates. There's no gore or wounded noises in combat, no looting of corpses.
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Really severe motion blur and and close FOV sounds like a recipe for nausea. The rest just sounds like trash trying to cash in on outrage.
 
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