Kingdom Come Deliverance - Or how I stopped worrying about SJW and love Bohemia | Now with betrayal and a lot more niggers. "Historically accurate." BlackRock ruined the series.

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Brain Power said:
Is "muh 4 gorillion copies le best seller lel" really the only argument shills have?
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Ubisoft used it to for Assassins' Creed Shadows and look how far that got them. Starfield also used it and look how far that got them, investors and auditors are getting wise so you don't see companies making bold claims like this as much but the "4 million" is most likely a combination of everything, ie engagements. If you farted in the general vicinity of this game at any point, or had it installed on your computer(even if you got a refund), congratulations you are still counted as a proud owner of Kingdom Come 2! That includes all the free copies they gave to the paid off shills btw. I don't know if the game is on Xbox Game Pass, but if it does, literally every subscriber of the service is counted as a "sale" because everyone using the service technically owns the game, they just haven't played it yet. Keep that mind when game pass game devs shill their pre order numbers or whatever.
 
I note on Steam that all the proper DLCs are rated ‘mixed’.

While DLCs do tend to be judged more harshly (usually by scum who think every sizeable expansion should be free), this is pretty damning to me.

Look at New Vegas, FO3, Witcher 3 - Christ, even look at Dave the Diver to see how DLCs can and should be implemented with the base game.

So in summary:-
- A base game which shits on the historically accurate values of the original
- Ruination of Henry and Hans as characters from KCD1
- A sequel which has notably dumbed down mechanics from the first game
- Shite DLCs
- A creator who has burned many of his fanbase bridges to secure those 4 million sales
- 50% off on PC, before the start of the Steam Winter Sale

Enjoy the 4 million units Vavra - it’ll be all downhill from here on in.
 
Finally got around to satisfying my morbid curiosity of how this turned out (courtesy of a 100% discount from Mr. B. Torrent) and you can tell there was a half of the writing team that played it straight and another that pressured in the poz.
Its funny how the gypsies at the start have the earliest fence or how they shoved in "le REALISRIC PANICK ATTACK" into Henry's character after the first one had him mostly stonefaced a week or two after his entire village burned down. Plus with that random twat you diagnose.

Master strikes are fucking retarded and its even more so niggerly that the swords only have them, apparently when you play as the priest you can do em with fists and you can mod them back in.
Im honestly dissapointed that they dumbed down the combat even though i do think the master strike trigger change was a good idea and you dont get assraped right away in 2v1s. But that's mostly my positives.
I'll probably go back to playing other shit soon, atleast I dont pay for bandwith, tainted grail seems more interesting
 
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NOOOOOOOO Vavinal sisters how could this happen!?? WE DID EVERYTHING RIGHT!! :lossmanjack:
 
dustnight said:
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NOOOOOOOO Vavinal sisters how could this happen!?? WE DID EVERYTHING RIGHT!! :lossmanjack:
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I just noticed this now, not a single award from Steam users.

In reality, this should hurt Vavra more - there is always fuckery of some sort in the gaming awards; but the Steam awards are by players across the PC spectrum.

I know there isn’t any importance to this whatsoever; but judging by the butthurt exhibited by Vavra since February due to his appalling PR and Twitter conduct, this will sting.

I hope cosying up to Jews and towelheads was all worth it, comrade.
 
I'm glad KCD 2 did not win any of the Steam awards. It was also nominated for GOTY, but got beaten by fucking Silksong.
Tinnitus said:
Dispatch doesn´t go for subverting expectations
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That game certainly subverted my expectations, by not pushing shitlib agenda and having likable characters.

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I hopped onto reddit to see how they are coping. Naturally, they blame everything, but the woke elements and Vavra's behavior.
 
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Even though Dispatch is Tumblrslop one positive I can give it is that if you kill the guy who murdered your parents the other superheroes are like "ok yea he got what he was coming to him."

Unlike this game where the force ghosts of your parents chastise you for killing the psycho who killed them because "revenge bad." In like 1368 no less.
 
Jace on ice said:
Even though Dispatch is Tumblrslop one positive I can give it is that if you kill the guy who murdered your parents the other superheroes are like "ok yea he got what he was coming to him."

Unlike this game where the force ghosts of your parents chastise you for killing the psycho who killed them because "revenge bad." In like 1368 no less.
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for all it's many faults dispatch does have some good stuff, you get a hot blond blue-eyed love interest, i liked the actual dispatching gameplay and getting to actually kill the bad guy, i swear in the last 10-20 years it's so rare to have a show, movie or game where the bad guy actually dies at the hand of the MC, usually they either die because of their own actions, they get arrested, escape or they get turned into a "good guy", can't even remember the last time i played a game with a satisfying villain death.
 
Sinner's Sandwich said:
B-But Kangzdom Cum sold 6 gorillion games! Why Cuckdom Goon not winning???

No golden car nuts for Danielle Vagina!
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Maybe he and Kojima can "bond" over their pretentious nonsense not winning any awards.

Vavra would like that, being a closeted homosexual and all.
 
This among other things will signal to the other faggots in the industry that their days are numbered unless they make good shit with no humiliation rituals people want to play.

It took around 10 fucking years, but the chuds ultimately won by just disengaging, laughing from a distance, and just replaying shit in their libraries/pirating shit.
 
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