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Mark Goldbridge said:
no depth to the crime system
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This shit really floored me because I want to say like sixty percent of the advertising up to release, the Jewtube shorts, a lot of the gameplay runs, and a bunch of the trailers showed the crime and punishment system HEAVILY. It was to the point where it seemed like the big choice between whether to be stalwart knight Henry or dickbag thief and cutthroat Henry was going to be a very big feature of the game.

But the crime system is completely busted. Guards are psychic, and when they aren't psychic they're completely retarded and you can just steal anything and everything, towns are full of invincible NPCs, and you have to try really fucking hard to get branded or hung.

The whole game is half baked.
 
Deus Exica said:
This shit really floored me because I want to say like sixty percent of the advertising up to release, the Jewtube shorts, a lot of the gameplay runs, and a bunch of the trailers showed the crime and punishment system HEAVILY. It was to the point where it seemed like the big choice between whether to be stalwart knight Henry or dickbag thief and cutthroat Henry was going to be a very big feature of the game.

But the crime system is completely busted. Guards are psychic, and when they aren't psychic they're completely retarded and you can just steal anything and everything, towns are full of invincible NPCs, and you have to try really fucking hard to get branded or hung.

The whole game is half baked.
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The reason I even downloaded the game was because I thought it would be cool to be some outlaw that escaped prison but no, you get thrown a dialogue to either escape the dialogue and run or get one of two punishments, that don't end your game, which have little to no effect on the game bar NPCs saying some dialogue near you if you are branded. It feels like the only way to get anything out of the game is by spending your whole life in it, that's ok, but it feels a bit bad that they cater the game to one specific kind of player with absurdly long tutorials to either get you hooked in or quit before the end of the tutorials. I've never seen a game do that before, it makes me feel they knew the open world was half-baked, so they tried to keep the user away from it as long as possible, doing little activities for hours.
 
Mark Goldbridge said:
Honestly, it's a crime that they can charge the money they are for that game, and to see it get positive reviews is a joke
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Funny, cause the latest cope I saw from the KCD2 fanboys was that the game was HATED by the journos, as if that would make the game any more respectable even if it was true. Your game is still woke, it is still shit, it is now AAA dogshit and Vavra sold the IP down the river. KCD isn't the underdog that could anymore it's actively part of the industry that is killing gaming, you can't pretend it's still 2017 where triggering le libtards on twitter meant the game was automatically good(not like Vavra was doing that this time around anyways, he was more focused on trying to sell the idea of 12 years fucking as "normal").

You know what, fuck it, I'm just going to link that post here
EmpGulcasa said:
KCD2 is actually a pretty decent game, no, I'm not just slobbering on Vavra he's an idiot. I'm not sure why 30+GameOvers has such a hate boner for it but there is a reason it's as popular (and not among journoscum) as it is. Is it perfect? No. But go try it yourself and don't let Phil and some dude who didn't even play the game convince you not to.
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@EmpGulcasa
What do you mean by "not among journoscum" when it got a straight 9/10 from various journos who loved it for being a woke walking simulator almost tailor made for them? Come on out and speak your piece, if you love the game so much!
Even DSP thinks it's shit, are you seriously going to tell me the detractors have a worse taste than him? If Phil said he doesn't find shit appetizing, would you be eating a dog turd live just to a-log him?
Deus Exica said:
This shit really floored me because I want to say like sixty percent of the advertising up to release, the Jewtube shorts, a lot of the gameplay runs, and a bunch of the trailers showed the crime and punishment system HEAVILY. It was to the point where it seemed like the big choice between whether to be stalwart knight Henry or dickbag thief and cutthroat Henry was going to be a very big feature of the game.

But the crime system is completely busted. Guards are psychic, and when they aren't psychic they're completely retarded and you can just steal anything and everything, towns are full of invincible NPCs, and you have to try really fucking hard to get branded or hung.

The whole game is half baked.
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Don't forget that one of the main copes from WAB was that the crime system let you roleplay as a serial killer, with a weird fixation on him killing grannies in particular. Really weird angle to advertise the game from, like a more sociopathic "can you pet the doggo" for the social media cattle but it's safe-edgy. I guarantee you that the people who play this slop didn't even notice the crime system was busted because they didn't actually engage with it, they just enjoyed their interactive movie because that's what this game is and were guided the entire way thru by Vavra and his quest markers like a ducky on a string.
 
30+GameOvers said:
What do you mean by "not among journoscum" when it got a straight 9/10 from various journos who loved it for being a woke walking simulator almost tailor made for them? Come on out and speak your piece, if you love the game so much!
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It got called the 7th most influential game of ALL TIME by the cucks at BAFTA. For a mediocre open world game with outdated combat and bad animations. Anyone who believes it's not a media darling is huffing paint.
 
DSP is calling the fans of KCD2 immature and "stupidly biased" against anyone who doesn't like the game on his Daily Wrap therapy session.
I'm not going to defend Phil, but boy talk about the broken clock being right twice a day. It's making me laugh so hard that DSP out of all people sees this game for what it is, and yet there is still this massive cope on how KCD2 is this deep game that everybody loved coming from the fans, as if everybody was living under a rock 3 months ago when this game was in the news pretty much every day for one reason or another(never in good light).
Of course, his Ws never last long, like with the gunt, so he soon starts seething about detractors and him not getting enough money, but boy is this segment funny.
kingdom come deliverance 2 vs oblivion demake.webp
I will give Kingdom sisters one W because I'm in a good mood, at least they still have better all-time peak numbers than the recent Oblivion demaster! I mean, it's a poor man's UE5 demake of a 20 year old game, so it's not exactly a high bar, but hey, a win is a win! That's what it looks like to be a AAA title, baby!
Shame about the 10K people playing right now, lmfao. Maybe those numbers will go up when the inevitable cut content "DLC" gets added in a content update! Looking forward to 25K people checking out the new "Prep The Bull" update starring Musa or whatever they have planned.
Also, Warski from Kino Casino is visibly getting angry when Phil shits on the game, coping about how deep the choices are in this game and what not, so there you go. Another fine example of a KCD2 fanboy.
 
Bro your autistic hate boner for this game is strange. I was a massive fan of the first game (I bought it on three different platforms), you want to know what I did with KCD2? I didn't buy it and haven't thought about it since. I actually forgot the game existed until I saw Phil's meltdown.

Phil doesn't have a genuine opinion on the game. Not because the game is good and I'm defending it, but because Phil decided many months ago that he hated the series solely because his obese wife couldn't get past the intro in the first game. Once Phil is set on an opinion he will autistically fight to the death about it. He was set on punishing his viewers about a game he had already decided sucked. The actual game doesn't matter, and in fact he's done this before with many other games.
 
#lurker said:
The actual game doesn't matter, and in fact he's done this before with many other games.
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Tbh the clip i saw was a really boring and long dialog which is not a bad basis to dislike that boring as hell game
 
geckogoy said:
Tbh the clip i saw was a really boring and long dialog which is not a bad basis to dislike that boring as hell game
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You can take pretty much any part of the 100 hour game and it's like this. Moments with lots of action or interesting setpieces are rare and sandwiched between shitty writing and glitchy, unpolished gameplay. So much of the game is just carrying sacks, listening to people talk, doing their bitchwork ect. so DSP is unironically 100% right for once. Waste of your time unless you really like being someone's busy boy or love interactive movies.
Edit: We finally got a proper white Musa mod
It doesn't just make him huwhite, but it also uses AI to completely re-write his dialogue. Not sure if his model appears in cutscenes.
 
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#lurker said:
Bro your autistic hate boner for this game is strange.
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The cuck got buck broken at release when the game didn't fail like he predicted. Hasn't been the same since. It's just a constant torrent of cope and seethe for the past few months. After all his favorite influencers abandoned him and called him a homophobic nazi or something, he's been looking for a new eceleb daddy. Guess you can't fall lower than becoming DSP's dent.
 
Kangdom Coom Too simps have been seething and negrating extra hard these last days. Did they release a new DLC they have to play and really enjoy so much so hard u don't know what u miss or something that they're acting so defensive? (Inb4 "fuk da h8urs gaems is amzng" dude negrates and throws a shitfit again, I see you)
 
Brain Power said:
Kangdom Coom Too simps have been seething and negrating extra hard these last days. Did they release a new DLC they have to play and really enjoy so much so hard u don't know what u miss or something that they're acting so defensive? (Inb4 "fuk da h8urs gaems is amzng" dude negrates and throws a shitfit again, I see you)
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I know Synthetic Man(Who has been one of the main people responsible for exposing this game when it was new) is being sacrificed to the corn, so maybe they're getting more emboldened. As if that will make their game less of a woke piece of shit and them less of a subhuman farm animal that only exists as a resource, soulless and irrelevant outside of their wallet that they will whip out anytime new monthly slop releases.
 
you have to hand it to that jew fagra. he picked the absolute best moment to release that boring janky piece of shit sequel. my french boys of clair obscur shit all over that game
 
YHWH's Strongest Soldier said:
The cuck got buck broken at release when the game didn't fail like he predicted. Hasn't been the same since. It's just a constant torrent of cope and seethe for the past few months. After all his favorite influencers abandoned him and called him a homophobic nazi or something, he's been looking for a new eceleb daddy. Guess you can't fall lower than becoming DSP's dent.
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It is very amazing seeing the cuck get so mad over KCDII making money.
 
Brain Power said:
Kangdom Coom Too simps have been seething and negrating extra hard these last days. Did they release a new DLC they have to play and really enjoy so much so hard u don't know what u miss or something that they're acting so defensive? (Inb4 "fuk da h8urs gaems is amzng" dude negrates and throws a shitfit again, I see you)
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Fanboy negrating and coping is so funny to me. I just say I like the game and eat the dumb ratings if it's something the zeitgeist doesn't like, I dont foam at the mouth when people think it's shit.
 
Will this game stick around or just be "trendy" game that usually fails by the next entry?

And besides, what can the third game be about if Henry' story came to an end? Lord knows that forcing a concluded story to artificially continue usually ends badly and thats going along with the notion that it was a good story to begin with (it wasnt).
 
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