Kingdom Come Deliverance - Or how I stopped worrying about SJW and love Bohemia | Now with betrayal and a lot more niggers. "Historically accurate." BlackRock ruined the series.

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I got an email from GOG yesterday saying they just released KCD2 there. Well if someone wants to "burrow" a copy to suffer through it without resorting to shady repacks, now they can!
 
The most unrealistic thing in this game is that the player gets to kidnap and impersonate a cardinal of the Catholic Church. In a "Medieval" setting, no less, where the cardinals are practically prince-electors for the Church, which at the time, is their version of the European Union/NATO/the United Nations.

Cardinals are figures of extreme importance; these are dudes who would have the king of their country on speed-dial if they had smartphones back then. They advise kings on a face-to-face basis, they outrank all but the highest-ranking nobles, some of them even become prime ministers, and they get to vote on who gets to be the leader of what at the time is the most powerful secular organization in the western world. The Pope's authority in the Medieval world is akin to that of a Chinese Emperor; he is the chosen representative of Christ, the top man of God on Earth. He's got the closest thing that Medieval Europe had to a Mandate of Heaven, considering that he represents the ACTUAL Son of Heaven in worldly matters. And the cardinals get to vote on who gets to wear the funny papal hat and sit on the papal throne.

You're telling me that a band of hooligans that amount to a local militia supported by minor aristocrats can get away with kidnapping and impersonating a cardinal to fund their own local war? Get fucking real. Not only would the country that he represents be up in arms, but the Church as a whole would be up in arms too, considering that someone fucking kidnapped one of their highest-ranking officials and used his name to fund their own bullshit. It's like what if someone kidnapped and impersonated the American ambassador to the UN and used his name and face to facilitate their own local military operations. It's an insult that would rock the international world order.

It would be more realistic if, right after this scam, the truth comes out and the Church sends an army of their own against you. Maybe the Pope would call on the Teutonic Knights or the Knights Hospitaller to burn down your dump of a castle and kill your allies down to the last man; or the Church would call on some local crusading prince or king to deal with your bullshit. That "Italian Job" should be an optional quest that only the most accomplished players would even attempt; and the blowback from it should be the kind of challenge that would make Dark Souls or Halo on Legendary look like a walk in the park, considering that you just pissed on the international world order at the time, and they would obviously respond by sending a large army to annihilate you.

From my point of view, THIS is what should've happened to Henry's band after that "Italian Job". Especially given their close proximity to Germany.

 
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Hermann von Salsa said:
I feel like this became the attitude in the last third of the game. There wasn't any woke elements in the game before you got to Kuttenberg and Sigismund's camp (besides the gay Hans romance option and the other guy at Trosky castle), I feel like there was some elements of office politics or corporate fuckery that caused Warhorse to try and push for these woke parts near the end of development.
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That still wouldn't explain why there is not a single Church you can go into. Unless Vavra or some higher ups at Embracer specifically made it a point not to waste any time developing any interiors for them, then this is something that would have been started early on in development and we would easily have a church you could enter in every single city, even if they were copy pasted. I think Vavra sold out willingly and there weren't enough voices of dissent at Warhorse since Czechs are inherently cucked. That or the money was just too good, ie they sold out, something tells me they would wokify the game anyways and this was just an excuse to finally go thru with it properly.
 
30+GameOvers said:
That still wouldn't explain why there is not a single Church you can go into. Unless Vavra or some higher ups at Embracer specifically made it a point not to waste any time developing any interiors for them
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Honestly I think it's worse than that. They want to sell churches to you as expansion quests for the season pass.

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Hermann von Salsa said:
Honestly I think it's worse than that. They want to sell churches to you as expansion quests for the season pass.

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So Churches are DLC updates, but the a-historical, quest mandatory Synagogue is all-hands on board priority, huh?
See what I mean when I say Embracer wasn't as guilty as some may think? There is only so far one can screw your company up if it's already being fucked over by a jew.
 
I have seen a lot of people saying that embracer was the ones who decided to make the game woke but I don't think so. To me it seems way more likely that Varva is just gay.
Boomers that age have an infatuation with homosexuality and will defend it as a fundemental human right to get fucked in the ass.

Besides any of us who have worked in a corperate field knows that while they can force you to pay lipservie to diversity but they can't force you to embrace it and Varva is polishing that diversity knob all over interviews and twitter. You can't force willingly embrace that kind of humilation with that kind of ethuisams unless that's your real opinion.
 
BjörnJärnsida said:
I have seen a lot of people saying that embracer was the ones who decided to make the game woke but I don't think so. To me it seems way more likely that Varva is just gay.
Boomers that age have an infatuation with homosexuality and will defend it as a fundemental human right to get fucked in the ass.

Besides any of us who have worked in a corperate field knows that while they can force you to pay lipservie to diversity but they can't force you to embrace it and Varva is polishing that diversity knob all over interviews and twitter. You can't force willingly embrace that kind of humilation with that kind of ethuisams unless that's your real opinion.
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Vavra is 100% gay based on how he acted and what he said during his twitter spergouts. Besides, he is the definition of trying too hard to look like a straight alpha male, all it takes is one good look thru his timeline. He is a gay jew that embraced the Embracer harder than anyone in that company and everybody else suffers for it.
 
i think Vavra went the way other game devs like the Dragon Age devs, they used to be based and made great stuff but over time they got exposed to a bunch of leftist and degenerate shit and it completely corrupted them, it's been 7 years since the last game, a lot can happen during that time.
 
30+GameOvers said:
So Churches are DLC updates, but the a-historical, quest mandatory Synagogue is all-hands on board priority, huh?
See what I mean when I say Embracer wasn't as guilty as some may think? There is only so far one can screw your company up if it's already being fucked over by a jew.
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If anything, I'm on board with the idea that Vavra did this on his own. The woke crowd has turned ambivalent towards the Jewry somewhat thanks to the Gaza War and the Palestinian struggle; if anything, Jewish organs like the ADL had gone suspiciously silent as of late. This whole thing with a Jew talking down to the main character who's a Christian has all the hallmarks of a butthurt Jew wanting to put medieval Christianity into what he sees as its place. Especially when the game also has a Muslim scholar who whines about how barbaric the Europeans are.

Like I said, if they truly wanted player choice, the player would have several options to save the Jews, several options to screw over the Jews, and an option to just walk away, since it's not his problem unless he makes it his problem. The Jewish quest robs the player of any semblance of choice, and just makes it obvious that you have to save them, which is BS when you consider that most people in the shoes of the average Bohemian at the time would either not give a shit or side with the persecutors. It's not like KOTOR where you have to kill Darth Malak because he specifically wants you dead.

Sure, your enemy is the one persecuting the Jews, but the player should be given the choice on how to handle it, from going to other rulers and appealing on behalf of the Jews, to fighting the persecutors hand-to-hand, or attacking the enemy ruler while his men are menacing Jews because his forces are distracted with the Jews, leaving him vulnerable to a sneak attack.

30+GameOvers said:
That still wouldn't explain why there is not a single Church you can go into. Unless Vavra or some higher ups at Embracer specifically made it a point not to waste any time developing any interiors for them, then this is something that would have been started early on in development and we would easily have a church you could enter in every single city, even if they were copy pasted. I think Vavra sold out willingly and there weren't enough voices of dissent at Warhorse since Czechs are inherently cucked. That or the money was just too good, ie they sold out, something tells me they would wokify the game anyways and this was just an excuse to finally go thru with it properly.
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To count on the Europeans to not be thoroughly cucked is to ignore what's been happening in Europe for quite some time. Europe has great culture, great cuisine, wonderful people, but the one thing they suck at is keeping the woke at bay. To the point where what they'd consider to be mainstream conservative would be seen as liberal in the Americas or the Asian nations. Vavra got a taste of real money from Embracer Group, but I think he'd have sold out down the line eventually even without them because of where he comes from and what kind of person he is.

BjörnJärnsida said:
I have seen a lot of people saying that embracer was the ones who decided to make the game woke but I don't think so. To me it seems way more likely that Varva is just gay.
Boomers that age have an infatuation with homosexuality and will defend it as a fundemental human right to get fucked in the ass.

Besides any of us who have worked in a corperate field knows that while they can force you to pay lipservie to diversity but they can't force you to embrace it and Varva is polishing that diversity knob all over interviews and twitter. You can't force willingly embrace that kind of humilation with that kind of ethuisams unless that's your real opinion.
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30+GameOvers said:
Vavra is 100% gay based on how he acted and what he said during his twitter spergouts. Besides, he is the definition of trying too hard to look like a straight alpha male, all it takes is one good look thru his timeline. He is a gay jew that embraced the Embracer harder than anyone in that company and everybody else suffers for it.
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Sinner's Sandwich said:
Dude has GOLDEN TESTICLES dangling inside his car. He is a filthy faggot.
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Vavra's Jewish heritage, open support of gays, and hatred of Christianity is ironic, considering that tolerance of gays only happened in the West due to modern Christianity's "love the sinner, hate the sin" approach. Muslims hate gays. Most (not all) Asians see gays as deviants. Africans see gays as the devil. Europeans will look the other way as their immigrant population persecutes gays. And the less said about Latin America, the better. If we were to judge Vavra by the laws of his own people, ie. the Law of Moses, he'd get stoned to death faster than you can say "Passover dinner is ready!"

LazyLizard said:
i think Vavra went the way other game devs like the Dragon Age devs, they used to be based and made great stuff but over time they got exposed to a bunch of leftist and degenerate shit and it completely corrupted them, it's been 7 years since the last game, a lot can happen during that time.
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I'd like to think so as well, but Vavra being a gay Jew, I'd say him going woke was inevitable; it was simmering beneath the surface and just waiting to come out. He needed to peddle the "based" ideology to attract money, but once he got big money, he didn't care anymore and went full loco.

Just like with CD Project Red, the way they made the Witcher 3 game was a slap on the face for both nationalism and religion (the best scenario for Temeria is for it to become Nilfgaard's vassal state, while the religion of the Church of the Eternal Fire is portrayed as mostly a tool for bigots, ruthless rulers, and quacks), so them going woke down the line was inevitable; the warning signs were all there.
 
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Tablet County said:
>me watching everyone realize that KCD 1 was actually dogshit and the only reason they played it was because of historical accuracy
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also me, but when I realize the studio who is a one-trick pony completely removes one thing that makes it's game unique and then does a surprised pikachu face when people hate them for it
really stupid to kill off what could potentially be a profitable franchise only so that your lead gay jewish developer can express himself in form of an ahistorical jewish oppression fantasy and by putting in underage gay sex into the game.
 
Tablet County said:
>me watching everyone realize that KCD 1 was actually dogshit and the only reason they liked it was because of historical accuracy
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I wouldn't go that far, it's definitely very flawed but there was a real drought of Bethesda-like open world RPGs at the time and a lot of its shortcomings could be forgiven due to it being a kickstarter project(in actuality they got a pretty big budget from elsewhere, though still nowhere near a AAA) but at the end of the day it was still pretty fun.
Part of the problem with 2 is that very few of the flawed aspects were actually addressed so now we have to look back at the first game and conclude that was 100% intended to be that way rather than a result of a lack of time and budget.
 
Tablet County said:
>me watching everyone realize that KCD 1 was actually dogshit and the only reason they liked it was because of historical accuracy
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Nah. KCD1 is ok.
Gameplay is janky as fuck: you can't fight more than 1 enemy without mounted combat (and even that is flawed). Archery is literal shit as ranged weapon. Better abuse the staggering at close-range combat.
The atmosphere is pretty good, like a proper evolution from TES IV without magic.
The physics are ass sometimes. You see mobs floating amd dying from fall damage, like Skyrim.
Horses are pretty. Love them. Same as the dog with the DLC.
 
Tablet County said:
The quests are all gay busywork and the combat is gay and it's set in a gay country with gay germanoslavs.
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So it's just like Oblivion then, but without the lizards
If you like Bethesda games, you might like KCD1. If you don't, you won't, it's as simple as that, unless you really dig the historically accurate medieval setting(not in 2, obviously).
 
Tablet County said:
>me watching everyone realize that KCD 1 was actually dogshit and the only reason they liked it was because of historical accuracy
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30+GameOvers said:
So it's just like Oblivion then, but without the lizards
If you like Bethesda games, you might like KCD1. If you don't, you won't, it's as simple as that, unless you really dig the historically accurate medieval setting(not in 2, obviously).
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Exactly. At this point, historical accuracy was their one bread and butter, and they threw it away to make it a gay Jewish love sim. With occasional bouts of clunky melee combat.

At this point, they should just drop all pretense and make it a Dynasty Warriors game. Dynasty Warriors Bohemia: The Goyim's Ballad of Death. Make it fun, at least, and cut out all the fucking bitchwork quests. Even Skyrim's bitchwork quests were more appealing and entertaining than this shit.

Realism jumped out the window and splattered on the sidewalk the moment they brought in gay sex and let you kidnap cardinals without retribution from the Church authorities. In a time when the Church had several functioning knightly orders that could easily put Henry and his little band to the sword for daring to kidnap and impersonate one of their prince-electors for the Papacy, which at the time, was one of the most powerful offices in all of Europe, right next to the King of France and the Holy Roman Emperor.
 
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