Kingdom Come Deliverance - Or how I stopped worrying about SJW and love Bohemia | Now with betrayal and a lot more niggers. "Historically accurate." BlackRock ruined the series.

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Hermann von Salsa said:
Hans is 15 other than the Codex referencing the historical Hans Capone
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There is no historical figure named Hans Capon 🙄. If the codex is solely about Jan Ptáček and has nothing to do with Hans the game character then why is his name and picture right next to the Name Jan Ptáček??

Also if Hans is not underage why is Hanush in charge until Hans becomes an adult?

You are twisting the lore just so that you can kiss Vavras fat pedophilic jew ass.
 
Sinner's Sandwich said:
Also if Hans is not underage why is Hanush in charge until Hans becomes an adult?
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Because Hanush explicitly states that Hans is too focused drinking with friends and chasing whores to do his duties, bar.PNG also if Hans is 15 in the first game then why is Henry helping him to get laid?
 
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Sinner's Sandwich said:
For all the "Hurr durr Hans is totally an adult" claimers:

Why is Hans complaining at the end of Jewdom Kangz 2 that he was being treated like a brat (referring to events at the start of the game) if he is an adult man? Because he ISN'T an adult!
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The real Hans only managed to kick Hanush out of his own fiefdom after he hecame 20 years old.

"b-but Jewra said 12 years old fucked in medieval timeson twitter"
He also said that there are no kids in this game. The kike is inconsistent as always. Warhorse devs have their heads to far up their own arse to come out and admit that all characters have almost nothing to do with their real life counterparts apart from the name.
 
Sinner's Sandwich said:
Can't romance an adult woman but an underage boy.
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Sounds like a skill issue to me.

Hermann von Salsa said:
I think it's been so long since the first game released that most people forgot all the weird or deviant shit you could do in the first game. I remembered when I first played through the main quest you were supposed to get information from the priest in one of the villages but he wouldn't tell you anything. So I drank with him thinking that would get him to talk only for it to end with you and the priest getting piss drunk and fucking whores in a barn.
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So...getting drunk and having heterosexual intercourse with a couple of strumpets is "weird" and "deviant" to you? Okay, faggot.
 
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Well, thanks to the high seas I'm playing this....the start is fucking slow and insulting with no respect for your time. It heats up after the wedding though.
Highlights were getting into a brawl between to villiages, and then snapping the necks of the villiagers that lost.
Helping some gyppo woman heal her lover. I do a load of fetch quests, she gets mad at me, so I slot her with my sword and leave her and the boyfriend to be eaten by wolves.
Sneaking through a castle, choking out the lords wife, taking her keys, then snapping her neck. Noone mentions her at all so maybe I did the lord a favour.
 
Sinner's Sandwich said:
Also if Hans is not underage why is Hanush in charge until Hans becomes an adult?
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Reaching Majority is not at 18 years of age but at 21 for men according to a quick google search. Though as was said by Hanush himself, he doesn't think Hans is capable of it and its likely the other nobles who might intervene were in agreement on top of it.
 
30+GameOvers said:
Kingdom bros, our response?
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Česko padlo.
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On a serious note, I expected the game to go to shit after Vara sells off the studio after the second game like it was with mafia, looks like he just did it sooner this time.
 
Zeftax said:
Just read what all the eula prohibits you from lmao: https://legal.kingdomcomerpg.com/eula/KCD2_EULA_ENG.html (section 5). Technically, if you agreed to the eula, even reading this (or really any) site is prohibited for you rofl.
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I'm genuinely curious how many other games have similar cuck clauses in their EULAs.
Virtually nobody reads them, so I doubt KCD2 is the only one (it probably isn't even the first).
Also, good luck enforcing any of that shit in a court of law.

30+GameOvers said:
Was Mafia 2 really that bad? I don't remember it being hated nearly as much as KCD2.
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I was quite disappointed by it. The gameplay was watered down, and the story was forgettable. Oh, and there was no Free Ride mode.
 
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Lmfao anyone who signed it and followed it has probably died of starvation by now.
30+GameOvers said:
Was Mafia 2 really that bad? I don't remember it being hated nearly as much as KCD2.
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Mafia 2 was good, after that Vavra sold the studio, mafia 3 was shit
N1bbaN3rd said:
I'm genuinely curious how many other games have similar cuck clauses in their EULAs.
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I remember some game in the 2000s had you literally sell your soul to the company in it's eula.
 
The sheer amount of "cinematic" linear movielike moments in this game just completely kill replayability even if you were to like it. I swear the first game didn't have nearly as many of these, even towards the end of the game you got an opportunity to ride around in the open world. After you get send to the same fort you see in the intro in the second game and the whole chain of events that leads to you getting captured(again) starts, how many opportunities for proper open world sandbox questing do you get and how long until you regain proper freedom again? This really is a movie game with a stat tree now. Not to mention how shit the open world quest and content is for the most part now.
 
Puar said:
Buy how many of those copies went to China? And how many Chinese bought it at half price?
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I meant does it really matter in practical terms? Those shitty MCU movies bomb in the domestic box office but are considered huge successes because they make billions in the lucrative Chinese and Indian markets overseas.

All that matters is the bottom line and number of dollary doos.
 
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