🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Streams up until the latest video responce Taco Bell one is already ITT:
Start:
Talking about the hair he found on the papa John's pizza. Said that's happened to him twice in the last couple of weeks.
2:06:
Starts a video about marriage jokes. He's talking to the video like he's talking to a person. Talks about his hairy pizza again.
4:00:
Talking about marriage jokes. Says he's pissed but doesn't explain. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Decaf coffee is like alcohol without the alcohol. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Pipe collection. He subscribed to George Bruno because he smokes a pipe and because of tactical soap. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Dating scene. Gets shooters for his drink combination. Gender relations.
8:39:
99 proof bananas and Mountain Dew twu. Says he's only had one disagreement with George Bruno. Marriage jokes. Stirs his drink with his wand. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Bill Barr. Dating advice. His glass is so tilted in his hand he's definitely spilled and not noticed.
13:13:
Bug swatting. Back to talking about his hairy pizza. Dating advice. Dating scene rant.
16:40:
Says he's going to shower and hang out with friends after this video. Says he didn't mean to nearly fall asleep in his last stream. Reads troll texts. Blocking deleting and ignoring trolls. Phone on airplane mode. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Shout out to Cobra's dry spell. Gender relations.
22:10:
Talks about his drink. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Zero self awareness. Kobes disagrees with George Bruno on BLM. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Zombie joke.
28:34:
Kobes doesn't like how movies and TV glamourize affairs. Fly problems. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Lists of his worst traits, the art of seduction. Shoots flys. Back to the video.
33:45:
Not an alcoholic rant. Alcoholism = philately.
36:44:
Back to the video. Don't do stupid shit when you drink alcohol. Kobes is tired of dumb people giving alcoholics a bad name.
38:58:
Back to the video. Alcohol abuse flex. Back to the video. Creepy shout out to Courtney. Kobes is an independent. Politics rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Woketards.
43:07:
Back to the video.
44:47:
People suck I need a beer. Shills his Tee spring. Washing the potion glass. Back to the video. Parrots what's said in the video. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Back to the video.
47:11:
Reads what's written on the screen. Gives up reading. Back to the video. As long as she's of age and consensual it's okay. Creepy age differences. Back to the video for 2 seconds. 21 and up. Old enough to poke and smoke. Gender relations. He just sits in silence for a while.
52:08:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Date a chock your own age. Of age and consensual. Falling asleep. Back to the video.
55:00:
Falling asleep.
56:17:
Back to the video. Falling asleep. Sleeping.
1:08:19:
Wakes up. Puts on another video. Fly swatting. Tara Babcock has a sex doll gross.
1:10:00:
Sex dolls are gross. Sex is gross. Dating rant.
1:11:01:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. The sex doll doesn't even suck cock and the wigs are interchangeable. Sex dolls are gross rant. Kobes wouldn't even take money for a sex doll. Sex is gross.
1:14:05:
Gender relations Double standards sex dolls. Back to the video.
1:15:05:
Sex dolls are for losers who can't get laid. Tara is attractive and shouldn't have a sex doll rant. Thinking about abuse victims kills your sex drive. Every chick cobra has ever liked told him no. Gender relations Double standards sex dolls.
1:18:34:
Moar alcohol. Chaturbate. Dating scene rant. Kobes doesn't care about sex anymore he just wants beer. He would rather be a semi sexual piece of shit who doesn't get laid than be in a relationship. Sex is gross.
1:22:00:
Tactical soap. He's helping other people get laid. Semi sexual. Kobes is lonely but hates women. Sex is a want not a need. Drink combination. Sex toys are gross. Sex is gross. People are gross. Jack off to Chaturbate. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
1:25:42:
Kobes is jealous of Tara. Sex dolls are for lovers who can't get laid. If you can't get laid that's your fault. Fuck love. Gender relations Double standards sex dolls.
1:27:54:
Of age sex doll. Sex is a want not a need. Contributing to rape culture. Kobes loses interest in sex because he's thinking about rape. Thinking about your parents genitals when you're having sex. Kobes is feeling sorry for himself. Talking shit about Tara's sex doll. Rationalising his dry spell. He's so mad. It's society's fault Kobes can't get laid. Long silence. Trolls.
1:35:10:
More Dry spell rant. Back to the video fir 2 seconds. Sex dolls are gross. Says he was trolling with fun sized Felicia. Kobes appreciates his dry spell.
1:38:07:
Back to the video. Scenario of dude who can't get laid. Tara shouldn't have a sex doll because she's attractive. Telling Kobes he needs to get laid is sexually objectifying women. Sex is a want not a need. Disgusting sex dolls. Kobes gets grossed out when he Jack's off. Self hatred coming in nicely toobs.
1:42:00:
Respect women. Be an alcoholic. Semi sexual. He is hetero sexual for of age women. Dry spell. Talks about the sex doll he would get.
1:44:26:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes has Tara's nudes on his desktop. Bewbs. 4 year dry spell coming in nicely toobs. Talking about his dick not getting hard anymore because he's not interested in sex.
1:47:20:
Scenario of getting accused of rape for asking a woman out. Back to the video. Lol Kobes hates women. Detailed sexual Scenario.
1:50:40:
Semi sexual a sexual. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes us straight for of age women. Sex dolls are gross. Kobes will jack off to of age women on chaturbate. Women are only good at unzipping pants and wanking men apparently. Once sex dolls can do that no need for women. Back to the video.
1:54:54:
Kobes supports Tara but sex and sex dolls are gross. Rant about women. Long silence. Says he's trying not to laugh at this. Another long silence. He is seething.
1:59:06:
Back to the video. Sex dolls are nit the same as real women. Kobes hates women. Back to the video.
2:92:05:
Gender relations Double standards sex dolls. Kobes has to wait patiently for an of age female. Pretending he is not angry and frustrated because he isn't getting laid. Back to the video.
2:05:15:
Rage quits the video. Long silence. Reads chat. He's so mad. Mostly sulking in silence for the rest of the stream.
Start:
Wants to retract some statements he made about Tara Babcock. Says Tara is not just hot; she has intellect also. Talks about his previous experience with his sex dolls.
3:02:
Makes a drink combination with the liquor shooters he was sent in the care package and Mountain Dew. Continues his sex doll rant. Gives dating advice.
5:45:
Back to the video. Gender relations double standards, slut shaming. Back to sex dolls. Sex is not a need it’s a want. Stop contributing to rape culture. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Sex dolls. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about what a ladies’ man he is. Shills his potion glass. Gender relations double standards sex dolls.
11:17:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talking about Tara being a sex symbol. Do your research. Apologises for offending people with his last video. Sex dolls for women. 8+ year dry spell scenario. Secret gays on online dating sites. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Not in a rush to get laid because he has so many of age fan girls. If he gets an of age girlfriend he will keep it secret because the trolls would harass her. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Very specific scenario for when he would get another sex doll. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Sex dolls are not humans. Gender relations rant.
17:28:
Back to the video. Sex dolls are not the same as real women. Graphic sexual scenario. It’s not the end of the world if you can’t get laid just jack off or get a sex doll. He was annoyed the first time he did a response to this video because if the genders were reversed it wouldn’t be acceptable. Potion time glass.
21:17:
Back to the video. Talks about realistic sex dolls. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Shout out to Cobra’s dry spell. He would get a sex doll if he is still having a dry spell in 8 years. Kobes is lonely. Sex is a want not a need.
24:17:
Back to the video. Complaining about women. Back to the video. Jeff Dunham ventriloquist sex doll. 8 year dry spell scenario again. Shout out to Cobra’s dry spell. Gender relations double standards.
29:27:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Sex dolls and complaining about women. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Complaining about women. Says he’s tipsy.
32:20:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes explains what women want.
33:33:
System reset. Back to sex dolls. Kobes would make cheeseburgers for his imaginary of age girlfriend.
35:39:
Moar alcohol. He knows he’s autistic, gaining weight from drinking so much and going bald. Makes another drink combination. Tara Babcock is lucky in a system that is un-ironically sexist. Dating scene rant.
39:05:
Back to the video. Kobes has noticed that when he hugs women they are softer than men. Kobes wouldn’t spend so much money on a sex doll. He doesn’t have that kind of money and wouldn’t ask his fans for that kind of money. If he had that kind of money he would donate it to charity. Sex dolls can’t make you a sandwich and you can’t make a sandwich for a sex doll. Talks about Tara.
44:00:
Wants more Papa John’s even though he had a hair on his pizza. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Sex dolls can’t have oestrogen. Kobes doesn’t believe in lesbians? But he supports lesbian and gay rights. Talks about his sub food hack. Going to send tapes to a fan for their birthday.
47:38:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations double standards in sex dolls. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about sushi he had earlier. Scenario of him sharing his sushi with someone. Sucks for people who are allergic to fish. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Sex dolls are not the same as the real thing. Consensual of age sex doll.
51:27:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Double standards gender relations sex dolls. 6 inch salary figure. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Sex dolls.
53:53:
Back to the video. Checks his Tee Spring. 3 people ordered potion glasses. He has $48.33 in his PayPal from selling merch TWU. Shows off his potion glass. No judgement as long as Tara and her boyfriend and the sex dolls are old enough.
56:14:
Beer piss.
57:55:
Still wants Papa John’s again even though there was a hair in his last pizza. Doesn’t want t seem white privileged. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about his party sub food hack.
59:28:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Sex dolls break if you are rough with them. Shout out to Cobra’s dry spell. 8 year dry spell plan. Kobes feels sorry for virgins. Talks about helping someone who has given up on finding his of age goth girlfriend.
1:03:33:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. No judgement, of age and consensual sex dolls. Shills Tactical Soap. Back to the video for 2 seconds. 15-20 year dry spell, get a sex doll. Gender relations double standards in sex toys.
1:08:42:
Coof coof. Back to the video for 2 seconds. 8 year dry spell plan. Sex dolls were originally invented for retards who couldn’t handle a real relationship. Kobes thinks that’s beautiful. Kobes thinks the sexual spectrum is weird. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Complains about women to explain why men should buy sex dolls. Gender relations. Talks about attractive men.
1:14:40:
Back to the video. Not here to judge Tara but he is judging her. Back to the video. Gets his slippers.
1:16:31:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Double standards gender relations sex dolls. He’s so mad he’s waving his pack of shooters around. Makes another drink combination. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Explains why people buy sex dolls, it’s women’s fault.
1:20:11:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Coof coof unexpected sneeze. Sex dolls. More sneezes. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Complaining about women wanting their pussy sucked. Talks about sucking dick. Back to the video.
1:23:16:
Sex dolls and the dating scene. Back to the video. Sex without having to worry about consequences is what everyone wants. Back to the video. Kobes is happy sex dolls will not replace the real thing. Back to the video.
1:27:13:
Fiddling with his cigarette box. Coof coof. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Women and men have been lonely in society. Jealous of Tara. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Female empowerment. Back to the video. Parrots what’s said in the video. Back to the video. Lonely people. What about the cat ladies? Back to the video for 2 seconds. Describing attractive men again. Blames women for men buying sex dolls.
1:34:40:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Complaining about women on OF. Lists off why sex dolls are better than real women.
1:36:44:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. 15 year dry spell plan. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Sex dolls and pronouns. Back to the video.
1:39:22:
8 year dry spell plan. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what’s said in the video. Gives relationship advice. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Sex is a want not a need rant. Back to the video.
1:43:20:
The future of Kobes’ sex life is selective. He’s staying in his dry spell to protect his friends? Getting cucked by a sex doll scenario. Back to the video. Sex doll website using unreasonable beauty standards in their advertising rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Men need to get their shit together and it doesn’t involve getting laid. Back to the video. He’s mad. Watches the video to the end. Watches a weight loss ad.
Start:
Talks about a fan’s lizard who passed away. Lists off his order. Explains his sub hack is putting doritos on his sub.
2:27:
Shows off his sub. Puts Doritos on his sub. They didn’t give him straws for his drinks but he has straws in his fridge so he’s not worried about it. #notasponsor.
4:10:
Yukbang.
6:07:
Jersey Mikes #notasponsor. He would order this again though. Shows off his sub again.
7:21:
Puts Doritos in the next section of his sandwich. Nacho cheese crunch classic.
8:46:
Shows off his sandwich with the Doritos in it. Yukbang. Talking about how good his sandwich is. 10/10 sub.
11:54:
Saving the rest of the sandwich for tomorrow. This is his go to sandwich in Jersey Mikes now. $38 on Door Dash.
14:38:
Shills likes on his video. He’s trying to do a real food review.
16:38:
Puts more Doritos on the remaining sections of the sub.
18:25:
Doesn’t care if Jersey Mike’s doesn’t put this sub hack on their menu.
19:50:
Puts his sub in the fridge for later.
21:25:
Spare straws from other establishments. Shout out to all the foodies.
 
It always amazes me that Jorsh is only 2 years my senior. He looks like he's in his mid-40s. I also wouldn't be surprised if the hair he found on the pizzas was just his. Motherfucker is balding like mad from cutting his scalp off oxygen for the past decade.
 
RVNX said:
It always amazes me that Jorsh is only 2 years my senior. He looks like he's in his mid-40s. I also wouldn't be surprised if the hair he found on the pizzas was just his. Motherfucker is balding like mad from cutting his scalp off oxygen for the past decade.
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Maybe the pizzeria's are just trying to donate hair to Kobes. If he waits patiently he will eventually have enough for a toupee
 
This is his go to sandwich in Jersey Mikes now. $38 on Door Dash.
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fucking HOW. Should be $25 max including tip and delivery and 2x chips and drinks. Unbelievable that he managed to make a sandwich cost $20 more than it should. Even with extra bacon extra meat extra cheese that math still just doesn't make sense to me.


Also most people learned you could put chips in your sandwiches at like age 7, cool food hack dood
 
RVNX said:
It always amazes me that Jorsh is only 2 years my senior. He looks like he's in his mid-40s. I also wouldn't be surprised if the hair he found on the pizzas was just his. Motherfucker is balding like mad from cutting his scalp off oxygen for the past decade.
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His bad diet, rampant alcoholism, stupid way of dressing and not shaving the three strands of hair on his head don’t help.
 
Mr Sister said:
fucking HOW. Should be $25 max including tip and delivery and 2x chips and drinks. Unbelievable that he managed to make a sandwich cost $20 more than it should. Even with extra bacon extra meat extra cheese that math still just doesn't make sense to me.


Also most people learned you could put chips in your sandwiches at like age 7, cool food hack dood
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DoorDash can easily run $15 in fees alone, depending on the circumstance.
 
RVNX said:
It always amazes me that Jorsh is only 2 years my senior. He looks like he's in his mid-40s. I also wouldn't be surprised if the hair he found on the pizzas was just his. Motherfucker is balding like mad from cutting his scalp off oxygen for the past decade.
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His young baldness is maybe one of his most tragic aspects
 
ConsoleWarVet said:
I'd been getting bored with Cobes but "she gonna bust a squirt or what?" and Taco John's are both top tier quotes and pulled me right back in.
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Given the amount of content that he puts out, it's easy for the boring bits to wear you down. Happened to me more times than I'd like to admit.
 
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