🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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...no.
His address was known already. No one could've known he was having a heart attack.
Iirc, viewers were very concerned about how he was looking during his last live. Cobes was also saying he was in a lot of pain :(.
Clunt was going to take him the doctor the next day (I think).
 
Iirc, viewers were very concerned about how he was looking during his last live. Cobes was also saying he was in a lot of pain :(.
Clunt was going to take him the doctor the next day (I think).
and his address had been known since 2024
it didn't matter toobz: he said he was gonna die of a heart attack at 34, and it was the 4th day of the 3rd week of the month. It was just his time.
 
While I do enjoy a bit of theorycrafting, I don't think the inclusion of NAL changed too much. Josh's decline is a sad and terrible decline, starting all the way back at when he got kicked out of Job Corps if you ask me. It's a staircase the BOY fell down:
  1. Kicked out of Job Corps (himself)
  2. Fired from Wendy's (fat fuck from Kentucky/trolls)
  3. Swatted (trolls) + Realized he could make more money doing nothing (trolls encouraging bad behaviour/reinforcing his isolation)
  4. Pandemic
  5. Evicted(1st time) (Himself, "mildly" aided by the trolls)
  6. Duster (trolls)
  7. Hurricane Jessica (gay-ops started by trolls/gorlworl, NAL being a sicko thinking she had an easy meal ticket, "cobra's hidden treasure")
  8. Eviction(slight return) (NAL, further encouraged his lack of content creation)
  9. Ozzy's death (no one could've foreseen or expected how Josh would react, his health was already at the lowest point in his life)
Each event was a step down from the last, underlined by his tooth decay. I've said it before, it wasn't a matter of if, but when. The only difference is that the second eviction meant he trusted everyone even less, never mind that he was even further away from all of his Homeboys.
Cobes was the master of his own demise, but I fully believe the trolls held the largest amount of blame in this. Yes, Josh is the one who chose to abuse various substances, he's the one who huffed the cologne, drank the alcohol and huffed duster, sitting in paint fumes for years but who sent him the Everclear? The duster? Who harassed him with DoorDash orders etc.
The trolls constantly blowing up his phone, contacting his family and disrupting their lives, all in the name of cahntent and becoming the next VIP/big name troll.
Yes, Josh is the one who put Puff on his shoulder and went outside for a smoke. Josh also was a severely disabled man, mentally still a teenager.
The less he interacted with his homeboys, the faster his decline, the more he substance abused.
NAL was the final big interaction with another human being before he ended up in the trailer that would be his coffin. It's easy to point a finger at her because of the evidence we have of her abuse of him. I don't think she deserves any more attention now that Josh has been dead for 6 months. Their relationship was a shitstorm that Josh didn't need or deserve, as much as I enjoyed seeing him sitting in the dead dog chair with her on his lap, toothless grin from ear to ear.

I only wish that Tarman and sickos like him could feel the full force of justice after deliberately, knowingly, supplying a mentally ill retard with the means for his catastrophic downwards spiral. I wish Josh and the Saunders clan could have felt the true extent of his fanbase's genuine love for him, instead of the infinitesimal grouping of jealous drug addicts and sociopathic trolls who wanted to destroy him.
Let King Cobra JFS be a lesson in how you should interact with a lolcow: Don't become a hate watcher. If a cow stops being funny and you feel the need to touch shit, step away and do something else.

I miss you, Jord Sandeux.
 
I only wish that Tarman and sickos like him could feel the full force of justice after deliberately, knowingly, supplying a mentally ill retard with the means for his catastrophic downwards spiral.
I’m no expert but I do not think it’s necessarily legal to provide someone with something with the intention to hurt themselves. But it’s murky and likely hard to prove in most cases, but I’m sure a legal kiwi might know?

That said, not to get too white-bitch-new-agey but I believe in karma and believe it comes for everyone. In this case, consider how empty of a human being, how worthless of a life and how devoid of loved ones you have to be to spend money to harm a harmless retard because you think he’s retarded. This is the same type of person who would punch an old lady if it’d get them attention.

Imagine having to live like that. Successful, happy people don’t send alcohol to Gothic bad boys because they’re jealous that their lives are shittier than the guy they think is the ultimate loser.

So yeah. Karma. They have no joy in their lives and never will because they’re jealous losers who exist in a chucklefuck circlejerk of equally sad, unloved losers.
 
I’m no expert but I do not think it’s necessarily legal to provide someone with something with the intention to hurt themselves. But it’s murky and likely hard to prove in most cases, but I’m sure a legal kiwi might know?
There's no way you could convict a person for this, the labels normally say "improper use can kill" which absolves the company of legal liability so no way could someone get in legal trouble for that.
 
Bog witch is back on YouTube to clout chase a dead man who hated her.

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Cobes was the master of his own demise, but I fully believe the trolls held the largest amount of blame in this. Yes, Josh is the one who chose to abuse various substances, he's the one who huffed the cologne, drank the alcohol and huffed duster, sitting in paint fumes for years but who sent him the Everclear? The duster? Who harassed him with DoorDash orders etc.
The trolls constantly blowing up his phone, contacting his family and disrupting their lives, all in the name of cahntent and becoming the next VIP/big name troll.

While some of the trolls were playful and entertaining (Who would have thought that he'd actually put on those lime green panties? Let alone do so with a raging boner), many were downright cruel. What is the end game of calling Wendy's Corporate with false accusations to get him fired? There's nothing entertaining about that. Same with calling and harassing the Dirt Bar when he's there to get him thrown out? It just means that he ends his stream.

That said, he handed the trolls all of the ammunition that they needed. He told people where he worked; he streamed live from his favorite hangouts (in the name of giving them "free advertising"); he gave away every address he had. That doesn't make it right for the trolls to exploit that information, but it makes it possible.
I don't intend for this to be victim-blaming. It has more to do with personal security. If you leave your car windows down and the doors unlocked, odds are high that somebody's going to try to steal from you. That doesn't make stealing right -- it just means that you should lock your doors because there are bad homebres out there.

The internet can be a dangerous place, and online OPSEC can be a challenge for even normal adults. Cobra, with his childlike mind, never stood a chance. Clint really tried to provide good guidance, but up against Josh's various mental health conditions, there was only so much he could do.

In this case, consider how empty of a human being, how worthless of a life and how devoid of loved ones you have to be to spend money to harm a harmless retard because you think he’s retarded. This is the same type of person who would punch an old lady if it’d get them attention.

Imagine having to live like that. Successful, happy people don’t send alcohol to Gothic bad boys because they’re jealous that their lives are shittier than the guy they think is the ultimate loser.

So yeah. Karma. They have no joy in their lives and never will because they’re jealous losers who exist in a chucklefuck circlejerk of equally sad, unloved losers.

I don't think I'm alone in that I will randomly think of a mistake, social faux pas, or other regret from years ago out of the blue. It eats at me that I was so stupid, careless, or inconsiderate in the past. Whatever the original event was is likely forgotten by the other parties involved, but I will still get that moment of cringe to myself whenever I'm reminded of it.

I couldn't imagine the deep regret that the trolls must feel for contributing to the literal destruction of someone's life when I'm still beating myself up over forgetting to send my grandma a thank-you note. I expect (and hope) that the shame of what they've done haunts them for the rest of their lives.
 
I still can't believe Puff outlived Josh. I hope he still thinks of his kind old master while he's out sunbathing in the wild.
 
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