🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I wonder what Cobra would have thought of Kelly Osborne right now.
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Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
Was she the one who decided to do a FtM too? I don't see anything offhand, but I don't trust Wikipedia any more than I trust anything else readily and easily altered on the Internet.
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I hadn't heard of that and searched it on Startpage, no results other than Kelly apologising for using a trans slur back in 2011.
Fat pooners are a dime a dozen, same with fat lesbians who look like they could be pooners.
Fishnumm said:
what the fuck did she do to herself
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Eating disorder, most likely. Ozempic is one thing, mental illness is another. Together, bad combo.
Classic Hollywood.
 
Scrubbed.

Kelly Osbourne's Journey​

Kelly Osbourne, one of Ozzy's children, has been open about her experiences with gender identity and body image. She has expressed support for the LGBTQ+ community and has discussed her own struggles with self-acceptance. However, there is no public information indicating that she identifies as transgender.
 
I find literally the perfect alcoholic drink for Cobes, why?
  • The bottle's green (TWU)
  • British made (80% Viking, 30% Scottish, TMDWU)
  • Snake themed (the snake near the head of the bottle even has shades on, TMDWTFIU)
  • It's a cider (no where near as bad as drinking vodka)
  • Apple (just like his burgers)
This would've been his fav drink if he could've gotten his dirty mittens on enough of it. :(
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I wanted to post this as a small update to the OP rewrite I'm working on. I've just finished the section on Josh's family which alongside with the opening of the OP is already half of the size of the current OP. I haven't even gotten to writing about Josh's life yet which should really show how long this OP will end up being. This is probably going to end up being the longest OP on this website. This is the opening of my OP. Feel free to offer any suggestions about it.
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Jobama said:
I wanted to post this as a small update to the OP rewrite I'm working on. I've just finished the section on Josh's family which alongside with the opening of the OP is already half of the size of the current OP. I haven't even gotten to writing about Josh's life yet which should really show how long this OP will end up being. This is probably going to end up being the longest OP on this website. This is the opening of my OP. Feel free to offer any suggestions about it.
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This is beautiful.

Might I suggest instead of saying: "wand salesman" in the first paragraph, perhaps use "wand craftsman"? The boy took great pride in creating the wands he sold.

Also, Is it acceptable to include hyperlinks in the text of an OP? There are so many little in-jokes and references included there that I think are well worth experiencing -- like the specific "food hack" creations -- that it might be nice to be able to jump to their respective videos directly.

Great work!
 
Acoustic Virgin said:
Also, Is it acceptable to include hyperlinks in the text of an OP?
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I see a lot of different flavours of OPs but hyperlinks are definitely encouraged. Makes it easier to browse a long thread rather than skipping through highlights.
 
Acoustic Virgin said:
Might I suggest instead of saying: "wand salesman" in the first paragraph, perhaps use "wand craftsman"? The boy took great pride in creating the wands he sold.
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Great suggestion.
Acoustic Virgin said:
Also, Is it acceptable to include hyperlinks in the text of an OP? There are so many little in-jokes and references included there that I think are well worth experiencing -- like the specific "food hack" creations -- that it might be nice to be able to jump to their respective videos directly.
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There's a way the you can link to specific parts of posts so that you can make something like a table of contents. I'll be links to stuff like that throughout the OP but I'm waiting until I finish it to do that.
 
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