🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I am glad that Cobra isn't here to see the amount of people sweeping for Epstein, I just had a melt down about it and the one thing that was able to calm me down was thinking about Josh Saunders, fuck sickos dood and fuck rape.
 
idkcumiguess said:
I am glad that Cobra isn't here to see the amount of people sweeping for Epstein, I just had a melt down about it and the one thing that was able to calm me down was thinking about Josh Saunders, fuck sickos dood and fuck rape.
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i'm glad cobra was here to see kirk's assassination that would have saddened him further
 
I want TarMan named and shamed for sending him duster with instructions on how to use it. I hate that faggot so much.
As well as naming those massive a logs from Facebook and Reddit who ruined any socializing he had. Godspeed @Jobama :semperfidelis:
Justice for Josh, TWU
 
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Still a bit sad that Cobes is gone, he was taken too soon. He was a bit of an ass (self acknowledged) but I don't think he ever intentionally hurt anyone, nor any animals - other out of retard love. He was content to sit in his cave, drink beer, smoke and shout at his computer. It's a shame the cage tappers sent him NAL and loads of cheap hard booze. Gone too soon, RIP Cobes.
 
Reminder that a Facebook fag who admitted to sending him shit like Everclear was doxxed and turned out to be A REAL SICKO PEDOPHILE ON THE SEX REGISTRY!!
(Chad Seeling), that'd be a decent addition to a new OP that shows much of his detractors were projecting onto cobes, despite turning out to be 500x worse than Josh.
 
Joey42069666 said:
It's a shame the cage tappers sent him NAL and loads of cheap hard booze. Gone too soon, RIP Cobes.
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I still wish Clint would have tried a little harder to protect his baby boglim from NAL. I get that Cobes was a 35 year old man and there was realistically little he could have done to prevent his boy from dipping his cock sleeve in crazy, but I wonder how things could have been different if he was able to foil the trolls plans and prevent her from plaguing what little remained of his sons life.
 
ASeabear8952 said:
@Jobama has just gotten permission to rewrite the OP. Unless he has it in the bag, I’m willing to help, and I thought I’d extend the offer to anyone else.
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Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
I doubt I could add anything of value, but if @Jobama would like some help rewriting the OP of everyone's favorite gothic rockstar badBOY that smells really good, I'd be happy to lend a hand.
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Anyone who thinks that they can contribute feel free to DM me. There’s so much of Cobra to cover so this OP rewrite will probably take a while with or without help. He’s probably the only Lolcow with as much lore as Chris.

I’d appreciate some input from this thread on the order of one the sections of the OP. I want to have a dedicated section for all of the characters of the Cobraverse and I’ve been debating whether I should put it in the beginning or the end of the OP. I feel like if I put that section in the beginning it would have too much information from later in the thread and would ruin the flow but if I put it at the end then it would be kind of redundant.
 
Jobama said:
I want to have a dedicated section for all of the characters of the Cobraverse and I’ve been debating whether I should put it in the beginning or the end of the OP. I feel like if I put that section in the beginning it would have too much information from later in the thread and would ruin the flow but if I put it at the end then it would be kind of redundant.
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One of the best OPs, even if the cows in question are fucking AWFUL people and the whole thing is horrifying, is The Empathic Nutritionist. You could take some inspiration by breaking up the OP into different eras with links, and potentially introducing the homeboys as they become relevant to the era? Alternatively, just have a separate post that only contains the side characters with a quick overview of each, and the full run down under a spoiler?
 
Jobama said:
He’s probably the only Lolcow with as much lore as Chris.
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More lore in fact. His life was documented nearly every single day for hours at a time. The only issue I can think of is around 9 or so years ago he did a full delete of his channel. Some of it was archived but not all. But there's still plenty of pipe thoughts, vocal covers, drink combos, and food hacks. Enough to make rewriting the OP an absolute nightmare.

May skygod bless you, you have a long journey ahead.
 
PetiteFeet said:
One of the best OPs, even if the cows in question are fucking AWFUL people and the whole thing is horrifying, is The Empathic Nutritionist. You could take some inspiration by breaking up the OP into different eras with links, and potentially introducing the homeboys as they become relevant to the era? Alternatively, just have a separate post that only contains the side characters with a quick overview of each, and the full run down under a spoiler?
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I definitely suggest separating it by eras and in order. Therefore it will be as comprehensive as an OP can get.

So something like:

Early life —> Green basement —> First apartment —> Second apartment —> Trailer —> Death

I also agree with introducing major characters at the beginning of each section when they become relevant.
 
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