🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Gardener of Kadesh]

I never understood why he kept ranting about bitesize years after bite's wind died down. I had this theory that Boglim chronicles gave cobes a vig so cobes layed off him but that's more of a wings of redemption tactic.

In hindsight I think its just because bitesize came off way more outspoken and memorable. It also helps that Cobras memory peaked in like 2018.

Bitesized is british, which made him more memorable as well. Besides, didn't bitesize hang out with cobes in person? I could have sworn he did the second documentary, or was he a part of the ozzy concert?

 

[PetiteFeet]

It also helps that Cobras memory peaked in like 2018.

That's the real reason. Also Boglim Chronicles as a name isn't as immediately understood to be about Cobes unlike Bitesized Cobra Videos, unless you're already an active watcher. "Boglim" is kind of obscure all things considered, the Cool Taste beef happened a long time ago and honestly wasn't as remarkable as, say, Warlord getting turned into Floorlord.

 

[somevan]

I had a package delivered today, and when I got the email saying it was in transit, all I could think was, "It's in tranzoot." Fuck sickos. Fuck heart attacks.

 

[Jobama]

Finally got my Exhumed stickers TWU.

 

[chimpSculpture]

Bitesized is british, which made him more memorable as well. Besides, didn't bitesize hang out with cobes in person? I could have sworn he did the second documentary, or was he a part of the ozzy concert?

If that was actually true, Cobes would've surely clocked that they have the same voice and mentioned it.

He didn't really watch any of Bite's videos, but he did watch some of the narrated ones at some point surely. I've seen people saying Bite did the second doc, but where's the proof?

 

[Muze]

pipe thoughts ...

... TWU​

 

[PetiteFeet]

If that was actually true, Cobes would've surely clocked that they have the same voice and mentioned it.

You forget the dear boy was autistic AF.

 

[ASeabear8952]

I've seen people saying Bite did the second doc, but where's the proof?

He didn’t make the second doc, but I’ve heard people say that he was there when it was filmed.

@SeizureRobot5000 any insight?

 

[Big Nasty]

pipe thoughts ... https://youtube.com/watch?v=XTfNE_wpl7I ... TWU​

ICP
Insulted Ozzy Osbourne
On Howard Stern

That's like three fouls in the same sentence

 

[Jobama]

didn't bitesize hang out with cobes in person? I could have sworn he did the second documentary, or was he a part of the ozzy concert?

I've seen people saying Bite did the second doc, but where's the proof?

He didn’t make the second doc, but I’ve heard people say that he was there when it was filmed.

@SeizureRobot5000 any insight?

Bitesize wasn’t in the second documentary and he’s never met Cobra. He’s strongly hinted that he’s visited Caspar but I don’t know if it was during the filming of the second documentary.

 

[MrGarbage]

Kinda miss this guy lol. I didn't realise it until he was gone. I didn't even watch a lot of his content but just knowing this autisticus maximus was enjoying life made me also enjoy my life better.

 

[JaneThough]

Kinda miss this guy lol. I didn't realise it until he was gone. I didn't even watch a lot of his content but just knowing this autisticus maximus was enjoying life made me also enjoy my life better.

Cobes was the palette cleanser cow. With political cows becoming more common and more cows getting involved in politics, Cobes was just chillin. His most political take was “fuck sickos”. It was nice and wholesome.

 

[PetiteFeet]

His most political take was “fuck sickos”. It was nice and wholesome.

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

 

[Muze]

Fuck mass shootings ...

... TWU​

 

[anliteralidiot]

Cobes was the palette cleanser cow. With political cows becoming more common and more cows getting involved in politics, Cobes was just chillin. His most political take was “fuck sickos”. It was nice and wholesome.

Cobes liked trump, but that's his perogative. He beloved in fuck mass shootings, too, and that's good enough for me.
Fuck rape.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Kinda miss this guy lol. I didn't realise it until he was gone. I didn't even watch a lot of his content but just knowing this autisticus maximus was enjoying life made me also enjoy my life better.

Yeah. The second apartment squalor was pretty sad, but he was pretty much unwatchable when he went into the trailer. I didn't even watch too many compilations from that.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Cobes liked trump, but that's his perogative. He beloved in fuck mass shootings, too, and that's good enough for me.
Fuck rape.

If I recall correctly, most of the reason Cobes liked him was legalizing weed and/or the Presidential Letter a troll mocked up where Trump thanked Cobes for his dark magic efforts against ISIS. Fucking cinema, especially after his chat told him it was a fake, he destroyed it, and then gaslit him into believing it was real.

 

[idkcumiguess]

the Presidential Letter a troll mocked up where Trump thanked Cobes for his dark magic efforts against ISIS.

This was the best shit, this is one of the clips I showed my friends to get them into Cobes.

Praise Cobra's magic.

 

[chimpSculpture]

If I recall correctly, most of the reason Cobes liked him was legalizing weed and/or the Presidential Letter a troll mocked up where Trump thanked Cobes for his dark magic efforts against ISIS. Fucking cinema, especially after his chat told him it was a fake, he destroyed it, and then gaslit him into believing it was real.

That has got to be the peak, he still had his first apartment, the troles weren't psychopaths trying to ruin his life and the trolling was harmless and fun. His health was much better, he could ride his bike and his brain wasn't perma-fried yet. His teeth were mostly just yellow instead of rotten open wounds.

2019-2022 Cobes was his channel's peak.

 

[The Gentle Abyss]

For all the Bog Chron I've watched in the background at work and at home, I never got how much of a vindictive alog he was. I only remember @SeizureRobot5000 mentioning that him, bog chron, bitesized, and ballparkFranks were all discord buds. Not surprising in the least. Seizure is still the most likeable. I feel like its karma that his other channel that he uploaded NAL clips to,he then tried redoing as internet chronicles, and the views pale in comparison to our gothic dark lord.

Sidenote; I still remember seeing a glimpse of Gothies leaked onlyfans it was as horrifying as NALs half assed camgirl attempt with her tubsock titties.