🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Happy thanksgiving doodtz, if your family does potluck you better bring them a food hack, or some genetic mountain dew. If not, you better make your own dank food hacks haha yesssth
 
Happy thanksgiving to all the cobra demons

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Sog Dog said:
You know Jord would settle for nothing less than a full turducken, and I shudder to imagine all of the ways he would find to fuck that up.
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Frankenstein's Turducken.
Stuffed with nacho cheese doritos, chairbugs, snail meat, fish numm and taco bell remnants from the bog chair, and between each layer of new bird the insides have been slathered with a mixture of lucraine cheese (yes please) and country crock.
Brined for 4 hours and 20 minutes in mountain dew, green monster and 99 proof bananas.
Side dishes: dank mac & cheese, circle stew mashed potatoes, deep frted avocados, surprisingly normal cornbread that hasn't been foodhacked at all, boneless pork ribs and a suspicious looking vagina steak that has been boiled in beer and two sticks of butter.
 
One of my boomer co-workers was listening to music out loud, usually shit that pisses me off to no end, i just tried to ignore it until mama i'm coming home came on and I had a feels moment in the middle of work.
 
Urgunt said:
One of my boomer co-workers was listening to music out loud, usually shit that pisses me off to no end, i just tried to ignore it until mama i'm coming home came on and I had a feels moment in the middle of work.
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cobra's sprite with always be with his true fans twu
 
Was drunk a couple nights ago and going down memory lane on some clip channels and I made the mistake of reading the comments on Josh's Ozzy tribute video right after he died. Just people mocking his grief, saying it was all fake like when Puff died, saying Clint was excited to get his life insurance policy soon just gross stuff like that... Just upset me. I get it's just dumb internet people and trolls but the switch up after he died where the same people now are like "OH MY GOD I MISS HIM SO MUCH HE WAS SO GREAT" like you were saying some repugnant shit just a month before he died. There is a very good argument to be made that his death was directly influenced by Ozzy's too. I think it's important to remember how people were talking about him before he died. Before the switch up and "Josh mattered" comments.

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And to be clear I have no issue with people being critical of Cobes or laughing at him I'm only pointing out the hypocrisy of some people in the community.
 
Aborted Drink Combo said:
I wish we could have got Cobes to food hack an entire turkey.
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i just imagine him ordering a full cooked turkey from some place as well as a bunch of various arbys sandwiches and maybe a baconator and stuffing them all inside the turkey but not before covering the turkey in cheese and crushed up doritos then obviously once its done he would gather up all the meat into a big bowl and mix everything up and put it all on top of pizza of his choice and left to cool for a few days.

that being said i dont think cobes would have survived cooking a turkey himself without getting food poisoning or leaving all the random bits and pieces inside the cavity only to get confused as to why there is some weird plastic bit and a bunch of paper in his turkey.
 
Went to boglim chronicles channel and was looking into some comments while letting my dinner settle and found this on the memorial vid. I appreciate the archiving that he has done but I do feel like he highlighted some very untrue and negative comments that lead people to believe/repeat or say even more extreme things in an attempt to get featured in his videos. I hope he does cool shit going forward since there are really no mean troll comments left to highlight.
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PetiteFeet said:
Frankenstein's Turducken.
Stuffed with nacho cheese doritos, chairbugs, snail meat, fish numm and taco bell remnants from the bog chair, and between each layer of new bird the insides have been slathered with a mixture of lucraine cheese (yes please) and country crock.
Brined for 4 hours and 20 minutes in mountain dew, green monster and 99 proof bananas.
Side dishes: dank mac & cheese, circle stew mashed potatoes, deep frted avocados, surprisingly normal cornbread that hasn't been foodhacked at all, boneless pork ribs and a suspicious looking vagina steak that has been boiled in beer and two sticks of butter.
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"bready" gravy for all the fixin's twu
 
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