🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Jobama said:
What ever happened to this guy? It's kind of interesting how basically everyone in the trapped documentary never showed up again the the Cobraverse.
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He gave us the most iconic piece of Coves lore in a five second clip and we like never see him again. Like literally TWU.
 
Y'know, I bet I could do a tiered Cobra's mist cake... Like, you get those cake mix boxes, and you replace the water they ask for with whatever drink you want, and it makes a fun cake flavor. It's a fun experiment to mix and match cake flavors to drink flavors (I recently made a Dr. Pepper-Red Velvet for my husband's coworker and it kicked ass), but...in theory.....
You could make drink combos, *and* food hacks by layering these cakes, and adding more to them...
 
anliteralidiot said:
Y'know, I bet I could do a tiered Cobra's mist cake... Like, you get those cake mix boxes, and you replace the water they ask for with whatever drink you want, and it makes a fun cake flavor. It's a fun experiment to mix and match cake flavors to drink flavors (I recently made a Dr. Pepper-Red Velvet for my husband's coworker and it kicked ass), but...in theory.....
You could make drink combos, *and* food hacks by layering these cakes, and adding more to them...
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Kratum-macha layer. Baja blast layer. 99 bananas layer.
I don't know if americans do this but as a kid, when my mother would make layercakes for our birthdays she'd soak the cake layers with alcohol and put the toppings on. You could probably make each layer take on the flavour by doing that as well. Now I'm wondering if you could reduce soda to a glaze or syrup for that purpose. The sugar might make it caramelise if you reduced it enough.
 
lordserpent said:
Is this the video you're looking for? He said it about 25 seconds in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1nWLJsy_rY
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You can search for things said in Josh's videos on kingcobrajfs.rip/videos_search. Just like lolcowgo.net. Full disclosure this is my website.
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come sect nocisum said:
Are there chaterbate videos I don't want to see archived somewhere?
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You mean like Cobes jerking it? I don't know if they've been archived and are available to the public but I know Bitesize has watched a chaturbate stream featuring Cobes.
Not that I understand why you'd want to see his chewed up dog toy penis.
 
Did Josh legitimately hallucinate some of the things that he claims to have heard? Or was he just bullshitting?

Hearing "That goth guy smells good." at the Dirt Bar is exceedingly unlikely but not entirely disprovable. Hearing "Hey, that's King Cobra's favorite team! Fuck mass shootings!" on the broadcast of the Atlanta Falcons game is demonstrably false.

If he was just trying to impress his audience, then it's kind of cute in a "My uncle works for Nintendo" sort of way. If he really heard those things in the form of auditory hallucinations, though, it's a little scary.
 
Acoustic Virgin said:
Did Josh legitimately hallucinate some of the things that he claims to have heard? Or was he just bullshitting?

Hearing "That goth guy smells good." at the Dirt Bar is exceedingly unlikely but not entirely disprovable. Hearing "Hey, that's King Cobra's favorite team! Fuck mass shootings!" on the broadcast of the Atlanta Falcons game is demonstrably false.

If he was just trying to impress his audience, then it's kind of cute in a "My uncle works for Nintendo" sort of way. If he really heard those things in the form of auditory hallucinations, though, it's a little scary.
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His dad said he had auditory hallucinations, so... I don't think Clint would bullshit us about something so negative about his boy. Cobes had enough problems, so there weren't any need to make up more, y'know?
 
anliteralidiot said:
His dad said he had auditory hallucinations, so... I don't think Clint would bullshit us about something so negative about his boy. Cobes had enough problems, so there weren't any need to make up more, y'know?
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and to be fair if he was going out into public he showered for an ungodly amount of time so he probably didn't reek (except his mouth we can only imagine)
 
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