🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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y'know those were all unhinged recommendations for food hacks to bring to family, so I'm just gonna make a water pie with MTN Dew
 
Went to the liquor store a couple weeks ago and saw a bottle of that vile 99 Banana drink from the infamous burger video (Go re-watch this to honor the king I will link both the edited and unedited videos for you) Cobes did years and years ago and felt a mixture of nostalgia and sadness. Always the sweet liquor that god him the most drunk.

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Absolute legend of a video.

A cooking video that doesn't have any actual cooking in it. Cobes had the intention to make a burger, but never did, because he got completely wasted on 99 Bananas instead and the video ended with him vomiting in the kitchen.
 
Judy's Baked Apple Pies said:
Does anyone have any of their own personal favorite food hacks?
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biscuits and country gravy with radioactive grape jelly on top

animal crackers and slim jims or fancy equivalent

honey on shitty pizza or tacos makes them better, though "hot honey" is a waste of money, just make your own with whatever spicy sauce you like.

Honey actually makes pretty much every savory meal better. I don't eat chicken nuggets without it.
 
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Judy's Baked Apple Pies said:
Does anyone have any of their own personal favorite food hacks?

Love me a peanut butter sandwich with salami and nacho cheese doritos. I've been making food hacks long before I knew of Cobes
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The most insane thing that I can remember making more than once and enjoying, was a slice of white bread with strawberry jam and something reminiscent of pork crackling (but not quite) that we have in my country.
I haven't made that since I was like 5-6 years old but it's something both of my parents will occasionally remind me of. Current food hacks that I make? I don't think I am that daring a chef when compared to Cobes. I am a relatively picky eater, oddly enough, so I don't really combine items that "shouldn't" go together. Not even something more normal like a slice of pear or apple on a cheese sandwich.
 
In a quick-cut compilation video, I recall seeing a clip where Josh says: "Get some stuff for your foot."

Who was he talking to, and what in the hell was the context???
 
Not a certified food hack, let’s say a snack hack but when I was a kid I combined original flavored Skittles with Lay’s original potato chips. Drop a couple Skittles in your mouth, drop in a chip and chew. It was the contrast of the sweet, savory, fruity and salty that hooked me. Sour Skittles worked too if you needed another layer of a contrast. I’ll do it to this day on occasion, not often by any means because it’s a recipe for DIABEETUS.
 
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