🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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There was a guy who accidentally called the Buffalo Bills the "Billy Buffs". Almost as good as a cobraism.
 
Gef said:
Quick question, circling back to personal favorite quotes again: does anyone know where the "Fuck you kangaroo, it ain't happenin" bit comes from? The one this vid uses about 19 seconds in:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=099E1Sa4qgI
I misremembered him saying it the time he was reacting to a story about a 'roo attacking a guy on his bike (38:26 in https://www.youtube.com/live/TPYk-fQ_3O4?si=KlvAgg5sU_hJj85A&t=2304), but the Australia edit is actually a year older than this stream. LCG is failing me on this too, so maybe it was an fb vid?

Would preeshiate any help.
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Can't find a raw video.
https://youtu.be/Pn8oEVVI-3Q?t=151
 
the bog connection said:
i finally made an account on this hellsite just to comment here. i stood in my kitchen last night hoping it wasnt him, i listened to the call and saw the address, and i was hoping to god that it was someone else. unbelievably cruel, but i did. rest easy cobes. i feel hollowed out, i dedicated an unhealthy amount of hours and found a weird sense of peace viewing his content, i will miss him greatly. i appreciate clint not deleting his channels, ik theres archives but it isnt the same. im writing up a memorial website for him right now, it wont be anything amazing but its the only way i can come to terms with this.
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and thats it i guess.
i have perused all 3000+ pages of this thread up until now. i have scraped images, audio, calorie counts, shirts, and whatever relevant information.
it feels like ive relived him passing a thousand times.
because i dont have anyone irl to mention this to, i cant wait to keep moving forward. ive got many plans to clean up, organize, and expound upon what ive got now. i hope the memory of cobes can outlive all of us.
it should be obvious but thank everyone on the farms who has been in on this thread. i couldn't've gleaned as much info as i did without this huge resource.
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ps. this photo made me laugh, how much you wanna bet that book belongs to the cobey
"the magic power of witchcraft"
 

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Big Nasty said:
There was a guy who accidentally called the Buffalo Bills the "Billy Buffs". Almost as good as a cobraism.
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Man if I ever end up in an NFL stadium with a large contingent of Bills fans (they tend to congregate like hyenas) I gotta remember to look straight at them and say "Hey guys, Billy Buffs fans huh? Welp, see ya later!"

Although, thinking about it some more that's probably a good way to get beat down in the stands. Those motherfuckers can drink, from what I've seen.
 
pooterino said:
Man if I ever end up in an NFL stadium with a large contingent of Bills fans (they tend to congregate like hyenas) I gotta remember to look straight at them and say "Hey guys, Billy Buffs fans huh? Welp, see ya later!"

Although, thinking about it some more that's probably a good way to get beat down in the stands. Those motherfuckers can drink, from what I've seen.
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If you ask who the wildest NFL superfans are, the answer will usually be Bills Mafia, Raider Nation or GO BIRDS
 
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pooterino said:
Man if I ever end up in an NFL stadium with a large contingent of Bills fans (they tend to congregate like hyenas) I gotta remember to look straight at them and say "Hey guys, Billy Buffs fans huh? Welp, see ya later!"

Although, thinking about it some more that's probably a good way to get beat down in the stands. Those motherfuckers can drink, from what I've seen.
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Good news for you, Buffalo home games are half filled with """""Canadians""""" (Ontario yuppies and jeets) who are too docile to fight you. The actual fans from Buffalo will be too drunk to care.
 
Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6 said:
He asked for 2, but they hooked you boy up with 3 of them. They gave him the opportunity for alfredo sauce, and he took it.
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holy shit thank you for reminding this exists. it's @11:00 into the video. that almost made my cry laughing the way he talks to papa johns like it's Saint Papa John
 
PetiteFeet said:
How else would you expect a white trash, sex addicted meth goblin who calls himself "Sasha" (which is a male nickname in Russia) and thinks he's trans to spell his name?
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Maybe deep down he realizes him being trans is a load of shit. I mean he puts ZERO effort into actually trying to be a woman at all.
 
Judy's Baked Apple Pies said:
Maybe deep down he realizes him being trans is a load of shit. I mean he puts ZERO effort into actually trying to be a woman at all.
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It’s just him being an attention whore as well as a literal whore. Dude rivals Scrapper Steve with his levels of degeneracy. It’s a shame it procreated. Those poor children.

“Sasha’s” personality can be summarized by 2 words: GPS buttplug. Who the actual fuck announces that online? Why is that a thing? Do those even exist? I’m not googling them to find out.

This little freak has put enough bad mental images through my head for a lifetime and I wish Josh had never let Mr. Kennel Cough back into his life after that beat down he gave him in the 2nd apartment. Darf is the GOAT Cobro. I wish it was him hanging around just to be a more wholesome, positive influence on Cobes.
 
Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6 said:
“Sasha’s” personality can be summarized by 2 words: GPS buttplug. Who the actual fuck announces that online? Why is that a thing? Do those even exist? I’m not googling them to find out.
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Not that I believe anything he says, but if someone wanted one they could just attach an airtag to a regular buttplug so it's probably the least unbelievable thing he's claimed for attention.
 
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