🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Spoiler: mini gif/pic dump, beware dogshit formatting

Oh man you included one of the greatest Chef Cobes images of all time! One of the few (but still handful, which is wayyyy too many) "food hacks" where you can barely tell if it's before he ate it or after he shat it out. The only thing giving you a hint is that he probably wouldn't shit directly on a plate? Aside from that, the look, the grease, the particulates... it's totally 50/50 otherwise.

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Oh man you included one of the greatest Chef Cobes images of all time! One of the few (but still handful, which is wayyyy too many) "food hacks" where you can barely tell if it's before he ate it or after he shat it out. The only thing giving you a hint is that he probably wouldn't shit directly on a plate? Aside from that, the look, the grease, the particulates... it's totally 50/50 otherwise.

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my dumbass thought this was a turd in a toilet
 
Cobes' maternal half sister. Laurel abandoned her, as well.
What's her problem? How do you abandon your children like that? Even if Laurel was retarded or something, even retards have a strong maternal instinct if they are mentally developed enough to have consensual sex and have babies. Look at the wife J.F Gariepy killed, she was retarded as retarded can be but she was taking care of two kids, i think even the neighbors mentioned they used to see her with her kids.
 
only if the dollhouse is actually a gothic clocktower mansion
fuck, that's actually really cute. If I had the skills, I'd build a clocktowered mansion inspired by Seizure's, and I would make my own little boglim doll. He'd have a harem of of-age, alive, cisgendered, unrelated gothic Barbies who would be customised to have raven black hair and green eyes.
The boglim doll would wear the green cockholster underneath his clothes; the Classic, the rotting zombie shirt and pair of customised jeans with "hail satin" and the Cobra sigil painted on either leg in my own blood. His beard would be the groomed evil mustache he wore shortly before his untimely passing and he would have a full head of gorgeous hair, just like he should have if his genetics had been kinder to him.

Lots of aging women have custom dollhouses, just like some aging men have train miniature sets. I want a boglim dollhouse.
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What's her problem? How do you abandon your children like that? Even if Laurel was retarded or something, even retards have a strong maternal instinct if they are mentally developed enough to have consensual sex and have babies. Look at the wife J.F Gariepy killed, she was retarded as retarded can be but she was taking care of two kids, i think even the neighbors mentioned they used to see her with her kids.
Have you ever experienced downies at all? I realise they, like many other neuro-divergent retards out there, exist on a spectrum but majority of them have zero maternal instincts and have sex because they are unable to control their horniness, they act on instinct and whim. They breed because it makes them feel good and while a lot of them are able to feel emotions just like any other person, they simply cannot take care of themselves, much less a child. Babies born to retard couples are more likely to be taken away from their parents, who are deemed as non-capable parents.
Whatever Laurel suffers from, she's not fit to be a mother in any capacity. Check out any of her youtube videos, she's severely mentally ill and retarded. I suspect she suffers from something that, similar to NAL, triggered in her adulthood.
 
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i fucking wish kfc didnt take away the double down dood so i could eat it and turn it into ghost food for cobra. why did kfc take away the double down it was the perfect meal kfc shouldnt of taken away the double down it was cobra favorite food i wish i could eat it so cobra could eat it in the afterlife fuck the sickos that took away the double down
 
What's her problem? How do you abandon your children like that? Even if Laurel was retarded or something, even retards have a strong maternal instinct if they are mentally developed enough to have consensual sex and have babies. Look at the wife J.F Gariepy killed, she was retarded as retarded can be but she was taking care of two kids, i think even the neighbors mentioned they used to see her with her kids.
I was wondering how bad Laurel's mental state is/was or if she had substance abuse issues, if Cobra was anything to go by. Since those can be inherited. In the Clinterview I remember Clint said she had mental health issues, but he didn't mention if she had substance abuse. I could see drugs as a major factor for her fucking off.
 
Oh man you included one of the greatest Chef Cobes images of all time! One of the few (but still handful, which is wayyyy too many) "food hacks" where you can barely tell if it's before he ate it or after he shat it out. The only thing giving you a hint is that he probably wouldn't shit directly on a plate? Aside from that, the look, the grease, the particulates... it's totally 50/50 otherwise.

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looks like one of those bug aliens from men in black
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Oh man you included one of the greatest Chef Cobes images of all time! One of the few (but still handful, which is wayyyy too many) "food hacks" where you can barely tell if it's before he ate it or after he shat it out.
We can tell because this is how his shits came out
His shits would look more like refried beans mixed with Yoo-hoo's
 
Taking a troll is still the most insane thing I have ever seen on YouTube hands down.

Shoenice can eat a stick of deodorant, team perfect can shoot a basketball from the Eiffel Tower, badlands can chug a das boot full of baked beans, but Josh filming his wretched liquid ass is absolutely unbeatable.

Absolute genius.
 
Oh man you included one of the greatest Chef Cobes images of all time! One of the few (but still handful, which is wayyyy too many) "food hacks" where you can barely tell if it's before he ate it or after he shat it out. The only thing giving you a hint is that he probably wouldn't shit directly on a plate? Aside from that, the look, the grease, the particulates... it's totally 50/50 otherwise.

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The stained white counter looking like a dirty toilet rim, the grey toilet water colored plate, and the steak disguised as a corn-filled turd. Josh couldn't have framed that photograph to look more like the inside of a toilet if he tried.
 
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can somebody explain why he is wearing jean shorts over pajama bottoms for the love of god

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He's wearing Ava Grande fashion, TROLE! You wouldn't understand, his fashion sense is beyond mere mortals.
The stained white counter looking like a dirty toilet rim, the grey toilet water colored plate, and the steak disguised as a corn-filled turd. Josh couldn't have framed that photograph to look more like the inside of a toilet if he tried.
And yet he still has much better presentation than Anus ever will.
 
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