🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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The flag I ordered from Customizedgirl (not a sponsor) came in nicely, toobz.
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This shall hang on my wall for many years to come.
 
Is What It Is Toobz said:
It would always crack me up when he would do the "You're not even the real (insert Ozzy, Clint, etc)"
One of my favorite chat bits was someone pretending to be Shon, and he started going "You're not even the real Sh.."
And just stopped as if he realized yeah, no shit thats not the real Shon lmao. Such a funny fucking dude he was man.. Miss him terribly.
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The absolute best was when he posted a comment in his own live chat, then he saw it, said “you’re not even the real me.” And deleted his own comment thinking it was a troll pretending to be him. Absolute gold. Josh was always the best at unintentional comedy. So much of his videos and streams felt like a sitcom. When Tina showed up at Josh’s window when he was eating Subway with Homeboy Scotty, you could hear the Seinfeld bassline after the “Scott, I have your daughter.”
 
the bog connection said:
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Cobra's old facebook posts are fucking comedic gold. I have an entire folder of them but I don't want to spam the thread.
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Is What It Is Toobz said:
It would always crack me up when he would do the "You're not even the real (insert Ozzy, Clint, etc)"
One of my favorite chat bits was someone pretending to be Shon, and he started going "You're not even the real Sh.."
And just stopped as if he realized yeah, no shit thats not the real Shon lmao. Such a funny fucking dude he was man.. Miss him terribly.
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This culminated in someone with his name coming into his chat and him saying "You're not even the real me dude!"
 
Was there ever any footage of Josh genuinely in hysterics? He often did the DSP thing of laughing sarcastically at troll comments, but I have heard Phil laughing sincerely once or twice. I don't think I can say the same of Josh.
 
AnOminous said:
I now want to buy a Pez dispenser and a bunch of Pez just to break the Pez dispenser and chew up all the Pez at once.
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Just make sure you get the green and black ones, dood.

Kurphy C. Danish said:
Was there ever any footage of Josh genuinely in hysterics? He often did the DSP thing of laughing sarcastically at troll comments, but I have heard Phil laughing sincerely once or twice. I don't think I can say the same of Josh.
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Seriously? You think his spergout after tripping on his hat and breaking his cigarette was scripted?

 
Sicko Hunter said:
Cobra's old facebook posts are fucking comedic gold. I have an entire folder of them but I don't want to spam the thread.
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Post them all, I only have a few and never bothered to figure out how to browse FB consistently without an account.

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I loved how even knowing full well his family reads his posts he would post about either getting pussy or wanting pussy. The lack of filter was incredible.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
Cobra's old facebook posts are fucking comedic gold. I have an entire folder of them but I don't want to spam the thread.
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This culminated in someone with his name coming into his chat and him saying "You're not even the real me dude!"
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im definitely going to need to scroll through his facebook again, i did the day after the news broke but i had to stop because he pretty frequently reposted ai shit and it was getting on my nerves. i gotta make peace with it though, because say what you want about ai but the line "long live ozzy, king of screams, hail king cobra midnight streams" has been bouncing around my skull for days now. way too catchy.

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Post them all, I only have a few and never bothered to figure out how to browse FB consistently without an account.

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I loved how even knowing full well his family reads his posts he would post about either getting pussy or wanting pussy. The lack of filter was incredible.
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"i performed oral on her pussy and boobs" is a sentence you can type. for sure josh. thanks man
 
Has anyone else not been able to watch Cobra vids since he died? I'm still in denial the little wizard is gone, I think
 
Seeing all these pics with him and Stephanie made me realize that there’s a piece of lost Cobra media that is absolutely lost to time: Cobes and Stephanie’s sex tape. When they had sex for the first time in the Job Corps bathroom Cobes recorded it on his iPod.


EDIT: Well I guess it moreso counts as “unreleased” rather than “lost” BUUUUUUT I digress YouToob.
 
Cobes never really lost that late 90s-early, mid 2000s internet charm about him from his personality and all, and maybe that's part of what made him interesting. He retained his free speech too and said retard and faggot until the end even if youtube didn't always like it lol.
 
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