🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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He had a DVD or VHS of Tombstone he would watch. I wonder how often he left the YouTube room in the trailer to watch TV, though.
 
the bog connection said:
back with another question:
if you were making a list of channels not necessarily affiliated with cobra, but that make cobra centric content, what channels would you include in such a list?
the list i currently have (no particular order):
>bitesizecobravids
>boglimchronicles
>seizurerobot5000
>the walnut grove
this is of course not dealing with whether or not these channels will move away from or altogether abandon producing cobra content in the future. i simply want to create a list of relevant content people can consume cobra through that makes him a bit easier to access, given the amount of 5+ hour lives and "food hack part 17" type stuff.
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Kate Winslet
 
the bog connection said:
back with another question:
if you were making a list of channels not necessarily affiliated with cobra, but that make cobra centric content, what channels would you include in such a list?
the list i currently have (no particular order):
>bitesizecobravids
>boglimchronicles
>seizurerobot5000
>the walnut grove
this is of course not dealing with whether or not these channels will move away from or altogether abandon producing cobra content in the future. i simply want to create a list of relevant content people can consume cobra through that makes him a bit easier to access, given the amount of 5+ hour lives and "food hack part 17" type stuff.
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Lenin Lime also has some edited videos on Cobes that are of value, even if I think he's a bit of an a-log.
 
Simply amazing that Josh's dramatic reading of "A Special Blonde" starts with him farting very loudly, complaining about the smell and spraying his general vicinity with Axe deodorant.
 
PetiteFeet said:
Seizure once explained that he'd gotten the chance to talk to the boy and he asked him if he ever pirated stuff. He answered "yarr harr matey" but didn't understand what Seiz meant. He didn't download or torrent anything, he didn't emulate games and he didn't have any subscriptions to any streaming service to my knowledge (unless the website he'd watch cartoons on has a subscription, but nothing like netflix or amazon prime)

His days probably went something like: wake up, rot in the dead dog chair, masturbate, watch compilations on youtube or cartoon episodes elsewhere, masturbate, eat, masturbate, go to bed with drinking happening all day.
Bleak, really. We humans need social interactions and his largest declines happened during his self-imposed isolation, aside from the obvious arcs like duster and spice abuse.
If his other physical health issues, like his dental health and him swelling by 50-70% in the later years, hadn't killed him I think his mental health would have caused him to decline physically and that the paranoia induced by his troles would have done him in.
Let this be a lesson to any of my fellow NEETs and social recluses. It's okay to be introverted and have a small social circle, as long as you have a social circle. If you're on a mental decline, take stock of your situation and refocus. Anxiety and depression kills.
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To build off what you said already, I think the nail in the coffin for his mental and social abilities would’ve been delivery services.

Pre delivery services he’d be forced to ride bike or walk to get whatever he wanted for the most part.
Once he realized he could use PayPal bucks for fast food and alcohol I don’t think he really saw a need to expose himself to the outside world. (I think he even ordered delivery tobacco but don’t quote me on that)
Sure, before his stepmom would drop food off for him but those are scheduled runs and he couldn’t be as extravagant with his orders. But DoorDash and whatever local booze delivery app, I don’t think he ever intended to leave those 4 walls regularly. He could impulsively foodhack whatever whenever and make any combo he felt with little to no human interaction.

Humans do need more interaction than handing the delivery driver your id so he can hand you your booze
 
Legendary video. Drunken Cobra acts gangsta and makes an extremely bizarre pizza. When he's slicing it up at the end it looks like he's dismembering a corpse.

 
Big Nasty said:
Legendary video. Drunken Cobra acts gangsta and makes an extremely bizarre pizza. When he's slicing it up at the end it looks like he's dismembering a corpse.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Y6XQ7nGZMpg
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My personal favorite. That crunch, that munch, on the avocado skins. Also it's probably his best food hack because he didn't try to add a million ingredients to it. Very straightforward recipe by Josh standards.

 
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I like to think that Clint is holding the celebration life on the 21st, because that's the day after Cyraxx's birthday, and it'll make everyone forget about Cyraxx's birthday.
Fuck sickos.
 
anliteralidiot said:
I like to think that Clint is holding the celebration life on the 21st, because that's the day after Cyraxx's birthday, and it'll make everyone forget about Cyraxx's birthday.
Fuck sickos.
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It's like Cobes sending Chance one last pizza from the afterlife. Josh and Marty are sharing a drink combo while watching and laughing at Chance's sad pathetic life.
 
Candover said:
My personal favorite. That crunch, that munch, on the avocado skins. Also it's probably his best food hack because he didn't try to add a million ingredients to it. Very straightforward recipe by Josh standards.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=3TEb2xsiuiA:207
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This might be the first thing he's made that I actually want to try.

Minus the boogers and avacado skins, of course.
 
SeizureRobot5000 said:
This is such a great way to describe it. The consensus seems to be that he spent the bulk of his time of watching old children's cartoons via some bootleg website... he certainly seeemed to enjoy it, but I would be craving death. My favorite early story of Josh looking for something to do/watch continues to be the time he borrowed a Billy Madison DVD from the apartment complex's media library, only for it to be too scratched up to play. There was something profoundly depressing about it. It's like Walter White being exiled to that off-grid cabin with two copies of Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium, not only do you have jack shit to entertain yourself with, fate has to really rub your nose in the fact.
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Here’s some cartoons that I know he watched:

Family Guy (obviously)
South Park (it was on the TV when NAL was trying to suck him off but still wouldn’t shut up)
various anime
The Fox and the Hound
Aladdin (Gobread Gilfred Biago anyone?)
The Brave Little Toaster (which was featured on one of the best later videos of his):

 
ASeabear8952 said:
Here’s some cartoons that I know he watched:

Family Guy (obviously)
South Park (it was on the TV when NAL was trying to suck him off but still wouldn’t shut up)
various anime
The Fox and the Hound
Aladdin (Gobread Gilfred Biago anyone?)
The Brave Little Toaster (which was featured on one of the best later videos of his):

https://youtube.com/watch?v=VkdfhU6Sck0
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I remember one time that he said he had a crush on an anime character. I really liked that one because he treated it like a big reveal. He said something like, "That's right... when I was a kid... I had a crush on one of he characters in Tenchi Muyu...".\

I briefly looked for it but there's a lot of Cobra anime tribute videos, which is heartwarming.
 
ASeabear8952 said:
Here’s some cartoons that I know he watched:

Family Guy (obviously)
South Park (it was on the TV when NAL was trying to suck him off but still wouldn’t shut up)
various anime
The Fox and the Hound
Aladdin (Gobread Gilfred Biago anyone?)
The Brave Little Toaster (which was featured on one of the best later videos of his):
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Scooby-Doo and the Witch's Ghost (goth af)
 
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FreakyFred said:
What did Cobes do with his spare time off camera? Did he ever go into detail on what his average day was like? Did he just drink, smoke, eat, and take naps? Did he watch shows and movies?

I'm weirded out by the realization that I have never seen him talk about video games. Was he just not a gamer? Its pretty shocking that a guy like Cobra in the modern age wouldn't be spending copious amounts of time on video games. If that's the case, the man was really oldschool. He was living like some kind of reclusive Vietnam vet in the 70s.
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one of the most recent views of cobras daily life came from NAL shockingly enough when she would stream the entire day more or less. pretty much all he did was sit in his chair and watch family guy clips and occasionally laugh. at some point cobes became no different than one of those little kids that you can just plop and ipad in front of them with some cartoon slop playing and he would be set for hours if not the whole day. his friends were the thing getting him out and about.

i remember when aaron first showed up during the NAL saga cobes looked so happy to talk to someone and just chill. in the old days cobes would go on bike rides (weather permitting) and spend time with his friends or drink at a bar. eventually his bike broke and his friends either died or just vanished and he got banned from most of the bars in the area and so he would just sit at home watch youtube videos and jerk off to cam girls taking the occasional break to go outside to smoke or make a food hack video or go live.

its sad to think about but his health got so much worse the less he was able to interact with the world. i have mentioned it before i think. but there was one stream cobes did where he was just doing his usual thing talking about whatever and even interacting with the chat answering some questions like what his favorite ozzy song was or what his opinion on something was and he seemed genuinely happy to be talking to people then a bunch of alogs started spamming the chat telling him to get drunk and suggesting he drink more when he just had made himself a pretty weak drink and you could see the shift in his mood after that.

he went and opened up a bottle of i wanna say vodka and made himself a stronger drink and said something along the lines of "guess ill just drink more since thats all anybody wants me to do anymore" and then he just sat there and drank till he eventually fell asleep only to wake up and end the stream. that was around the time that it started to become painfully clear that all cobes did some days at that point was rot in that chair the whole day.

someone can correct me if im wrong but i even recall during one of the NAL streams it being revealed that he had a bedroom that was pretty much untouched because he was always in his chair doing the exact same things every single day.
 
Candover said:
What’s sad is he used to exercise daily in the first apartment at least. He would do like 100 push-ups and 100 sit-ups every day. His diet was always the same: Fast food and greasy messes, but the exercise helped keep him from getting fat. Then one day, he just stopped working out and that’s when he started gaining weight, and it really started to affect his health.

I’m honestly amazed he didn’t gain a lot more weight from his atrocious diet and lack of exercise the past couple years. The boy truly had a gifted metabolism.
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I remember there was a small window of time where he was somewhat cut.
 
ASeabear8952 said:
various anime
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Anybody know which ones in particular?
The ones I remember him bringing up were DBZ, Tenchi Muyo and the original Hellsing.
Much like the American cartoons he watched it seems like he pretty much stuck to things from his childhood.
 
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