🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Your Landlord said:
Did you check out the songs Morbikon released with Cobes on vocals? It's heartbreakingly good.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FyyVF3jQNVAhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=50uRh-LZmgE
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Oh killer there's more? I hope they keep drip releasing these. If they've got enough for a KCJFS version of the album even rough, it they should consider releasing it on vinyl as like a fundraiser for Casper Humane Society or something. Especially if the linear notes are full of unreleased cobes art and maybe notes about how much hair pulling it took to work with him/how it eventually fell apart as a project.🤘
 
the bog connection said:
i still really hope clint posts the document somewhere since cobes does confirm it was physically typed out, but i doubt itll happen. i know the story probably isnt amazing but i wanted to hear it.
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Theres a good chance he was just reading off what ChatGPT wrote for his prompt.
I hope Clint goes through his things and releases any projects he was working on, along with approving re-releases of his albums and cassettes. Still kicking myself for not getting Blunt Wraps & Cobra Coils.
 
Last Dank Combo said:
Theres a good chance he was just reading off what ChatGPT wrote for his prompt.
I hope Clint goes through his things and releases any projects he was working on, along with approving re-releases of his albums and cassettes. Still kicking myself for not getting Blunt Wraps & Cobra Coils.
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id be super stoked to own a copy of any of his works, id really like to pick up the cobra key and chaos star patches as well. i have no qualms supporting death bed tapes, even if josh is obviously no longer financially profiting off of it. deathbed seems to do really cool shit, the other artists on the label are equally deserving of support and if some of the funding from sales of joshs works makes other artists works more viable then thats awesome as well.
on the subject of dragon cobra, i dont think it was entirely (if at all) chatgpt, josh was talking about all the typos in the writing and how it was going to be hard for an editor to read because he sucks at spelling. it almost sounds like he was jotting it down in notepad. also, not to be mean but it was kind of a story an elementary schooler would put together, idk it sounds very josh. regardless, even if it happened to all somehow be chatgpt/ai i dont care at this point, i mean god what id give for him to come back and give us even one more shitty suno song. anything touched by the boy turns to gold.
 
Emotional Support Goose said:
The video of Darf taking Girl Scout cookies to the police department is so fucking hysterical in its earnestness. He is 100% serious and the cops can't tell if they are being trolled by the little wizard in the 2 sizes too big Adidas slides. Peak content. Circle of protection around Darf in these trying times.

@Overwritten Tapes edit: link to aforementioned vid, by request: https://youtube.com/watch?v=SJ7ibsE_wjU
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This video really is one of the most insane things in the cobraverse. so many layers of sheer retardation to try and wrap your brain around.

- Why does he have so many Girl Scout cookies?
- Why does he think this is amounts to some grand statement against anti-cop hate, like it’s gonna kick off a movement?
- why would he ever think the police need a charitable donation of thousands of dollars of cookies?
- why not donate to a food bank or a women’s shelter?
- why did he dress that way for the occasion?
- why did the cops even (barely) go along with this
 
If we’re speaking on psychical cobra merch, the pipe tool that came with Sinister Snakes has been a godsend, and now almost feels like a holy relic. It also came with two cute little plastic toy snakes, and it was signed on the cover as opposed to his last cassette that came with a simple signed insert and stickers (fucking eerie it’s in the shape of a grave, almost like he knew it was gonna be his last album.)

The dream cassette for me though is either Cobra’s Comedy or the Christmas carols one. Wonder if Gerard Way has blasted one of his Cobra albums since the news.
 
I threw in a token amount through my PayPal account to Casper Humane Society (searched for it), or tried to, only to be told that "The country you're trying to send money to can't receive this payment."

I'm not using a VPN or anything, and pretty sure Wyoming is still in the United States.
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I have a dream to open Cobras Cantina in Casper Wyoming as a museum to Joshua Fay Saunders, to line the walls with CRTs that replay Cobes videos. To honor thee by displaying Cobras corpse just like Stalins as he wished.
I have a dream that my children, future autists and current autists will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood in Cobras Cantina.
I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream. I have a dream that one day this
nation will rise up, live out the true meaning of its creed: “That's most definitely what's up."
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Butt_Pouncer said:
I have a dream to open Cobras Cantina in Casper Wyoming as a museum to Joshua Fay Saunders, to line the walls with CRTs that replay Cobes videos. To honor thee by displaying Cobras corpse just like Stalins as he wished.
I have a dream that my children, future autists and current autists will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood in Cobras Cantina.
I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream. I have a dream that one day this
nation will rise up, live out the true meaning of its creed: “That's most definitely what's up."
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fuck yeah blasting ozzy and cradle of filth

sidenote his teeth look like whats left after you eat corn on the cob but disgusting and gothic
 
2F5L5XG said:
It really fucks me up that Cobes had honest to god decent music that only popped up after he died.
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He was too stubborn to have others really help with producing and mastering his music.
I really hope Deathbed Tapes releases some of the rough tracks Cobes sent in or has someone _really_ master them.
I'd also love to see a cover album of some of his own songs.
 
Your Landlord said:
Did you check out the songs Morbikon released with Cobes on vocals? It's heartbreakingly good.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FyyVF3jQNVAhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=50uRh-LZmgE
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Holy crap, can only echo the sentiment that his shriek was made for this.

On the topic of Cobes' projects: does anyone have a link to his short story about that hybrid snake monster? I thought I had saved it a long time ago, but can't find it anywhere.
 
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Psicopax said:
However, it is unable to understand what a lazy eye is.
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You usually need to use the actual medical term for stuff like that, in his case exotropia.

The last 4 ones look pretty spot on like Cobes.
I made a Funko Cobes a few years ago and originally planned on printing it but never did. IMG_4382.webp
This was merely a quick low effort shitpost, but I'd love to make a non AI generated proper high effort free Cobes model for 3D printing.
If anyone has ideas and feedback on what a proper respectful memorabilia model should look like, I'm listening.
 
Whatisgoingon said:
It reminds me of early 90s death and black metal, like super early At the Gates. He really could've been a goth rockstar if he wasn't so lazy at times. Now I feel even more sad.
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I know very little about this music outside what’s commercial but god damn he sounds like a professional.

When the technology is possible, we need to recreate this scene but with Cobes reading this thread:
“Well... um... big question, but, to me KingCobraJFS is the finest rocker of them all. The most beloved, his command of vocal diction most magnificent. He transformed the pain of his tormented life into ecstatic beauty. Pain is easy to portray, but to use your passion and pain to portray the ecstasy and joy and magnificence of our world, no one had ever done it before. Perhaps no one ever will again. To my mind, that strange, wild man who roamed the fields of Casper was not only the world's greatest artist, but also one of the greatest men who ever lived.”

(I only changed like 3 words. Joshua Fay Saunders = second coming of Vincent VanGogh confirmed?)
 
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