🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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...I should make a Cobes fumo.
Fumos are a specific style of plush for touhou characters, like this:
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I've got a pattern, I know how I can do his beard and hair, and I can put magnets in the hands so he can hold things, buuuuut...
should I give him the wonky eye?
cobes bad apple amv when. also wonk eye maybe but wizard spectacles for sure. post pics if you do though
 
cobes bad apple amv when. also wonk eye maybe but wizard spectacles for sure. post pics if you do though
Oh don't worry, I will, and I'll make him a little juan, too.

and like...
I can't post the actual art I've made to honor the boy, but it's the best thing I've ever painted. I just kept adding to the background, inspired by how he would just keep going in his food hacks, and it's great. I can't even believe it's my work, y'know?
I'm going to paint another to post here, using this screenshot from his conjuring a thunderstorm video (which works btw):
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...I should make a Cobes fumo.
Fumos are a specific style of plush for touhou characters, like this:
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I've got a pattern, I know how I can do his beard and hair, and I can put magnets in the hands so he can hold things, buuuuut...
should I give him the wonky eye?
THIS, YES, PLEASE

as for the eyes, make it a LITTLE wonky. like after he had the surgery but not like in the gifs where his eyes are ALL over the place. for the glasses, my personal fav are these glasses
 

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On the medical speculation: (repost from NAL thread)
I'm no health professional. From what I understand of what we know about the autopsy (heart attack), I think it could be sepsis from his extremely damaged teeth? But then I'm not sure if diarrhea and nausea are compatible with this theory. I'm not sure about the perforated appendix theory because he did not indicate the pain was in a specific area like the lower body. I never had this illness but I knew some who had acute appendicitis and I can tell you that Cobes wouldn't be able to sit upright like he did in his last video due to the pain. I think the sepsis leading to systemic shock+organ failure is a reasonable hypothesis. The trigger is most likely multi-factorial but I'm suspecting that his teeth have played a role in the very fast deterioration. Could be a bacteria induced myocarditis which is also compatible with the unhealthy teeth.
 
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I forget where I originally saw this or who took the picture. But allegedly this was one of the signs from around when he was just moving in.
Though not the one Street View took. That looks like a normal metal "no trespassing" sign taped up with probably a new classic door sign like here.
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This just gave me a fun idea. How about a Cobra font?
Does anyone have any more handwriting samples? Ideally close ups with semi-legible text, like the first pic. We're missing J, Q, X, and Z. J is easy enough, just working off the lowercase i. Same with lowercase Q, working with the O.
 
On the medical speculation: (repost from NAL thread)
I'm no health professional. From what I understand of what we know about the autopsy (heart attack), I think it could be sepsis from his extremely damaged teeth? But then I'm not sure if diarrhea and nausea are compatible with this theory. I'm not sure about the perforated appendix theory because he did not indicate the pain was in a specific area like the lower body. I never had this illness but I knew some who had acute appendicitis and I can tell you that Cobes wouldn't be able to sit upright like he did in his last video due to the pain. I think the sepsis leading to systemic shock+organ failure is a reasonable hypothesis. The trigger is most likely multi-factorial but I'm suspecting that his teeth have played a role in the very fast deterioration. Could be a bacteria induced myocarditis which is also compatible with the unhealthy teeth.
He needed what was left of the front nubs pulled a long time ago, and I'm sure at least a dozen cavities filled, but he kept putting it off until eventually he "lost Medicaid". The dentists would've required deep cleanings before doing any work too which adds to the process because they can only deep clean one section of the mouth per visit (4 sections). Josh would've had to schedule at multiple different offices over a period of probably 4-6 or so months to get everything done.

Huge Reminder: Please brush your teeth preferably twice a day and floss too, because poor dental health can lead to horrific health complications throughout your body.:jacepout:
 
This just gave me a fun idea. How about a Cobra font?
Does anyone have any more handwriting samples? Ideally close ups with semi-legible text, like the first pic. We're missing J, Q, X, and Z. J is easy enough, just working off the lowercase i. Same with lowercase Q, working with the O.
some people were talking about doing this very thing. read up a a few posts
 
He needed what was left of the front nubs pulled a long time ago, and I'm sure at least a dozen cavities filled, but he kept putting it off until eventually he "lost Medicaid". The dentists would've required deep cleanings before doing any work too which adds to the process because they can only deep clean one section of the mouth per visit (4 sections). Josh would've had to schedule at multiple different offices over a period of probably 4-6 or so months to get everything done.

Huge Reminder: Please brush your teeth preferably twice a day and floss too, because poor dental health can lead to horrific health complications throughout your body.:jacepout:
Lemme help you translate for the thread:

Better not brush and floss your teeth BOY
 
hey i was just dicking around and realized to ask, is "clocktower of terror" his gta5 map still playable? is it archived? i never did play it but his gameplay vid was my absolute favourite.
 
These two fat Canadian brothers who have a channel making lolcow recipes I've been following for a while just posted their Cobra tribute. They took alot of recipes from Cobra and their name/mascot was inspired by him. Thought it was kinda cool they took the time to make a big video going over every recipe they made from Josh even though they get pretty much no views.
https://youtu.be/UPF_JjnJOJc?si=VL0577HEtWICy7MY

Edit: apparently I'm retarded and can't embed youtube videos.
 
These two fat Canadian brothers who have a channel making lolcow recipes I've been following for a while just posted their Cobra tribute. They took alot of recipes from Cobra and their name/mascot was inspired by him. Thought it was kinda cool they took the time to make a big video going over every recipe they made from Josh even though they get pretty much no views.
https://youtu.be/UPF_JjnJOJc?si=VL0577HEtWICy7MY

Edit: apparently I'm retarded and can't embed youtube videos.
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Then continue and post
 
These two fat Canadian brothers who have a channel making lolcow recipes I've been following for a while just posted their Cobra tribute. They took alot of recipes from Cobra and their name/mascot was inspired by him. Thought it was kinda cool they took the time to make a big video going over every recipe they made from Josh even though they get pretty much no views.
https://youtu.be/UPF_JjnJOJc?si=VL0577HEtWICy7MY

Edit: apparently I'm retarded and can't embed youtube videos.
incomplete list by far, but they did a pretty good job going into detail for the ones they did cover.
 
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