🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[JaneThough]

A little progress. TMDWU

Spoiler: I’m just Cobes, fuck the sickos and the trolls

(I have better glasses somewhere I cannot find)

Even got a food hack, drink combo and Puff ready:

 

[TheLastFrogger]

What I’m wondering if during the celebration of life whether Clint will leave the chat on or not? If he does it’ll be flooded with troles.

You troles better not show up if you know whats good for ya boy.

 

[Hard R]

does anyone know which one of josh's videos/streams this is from?

 

[Fake-A-Wish Foundation]

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does anyone know which one of josh's videos/streams this is from?

Looks like it could be the cheesesteak review he did right before moving to the trailer. It's how people figured out for certain where he was if I recall correctly. Could be wrong though.

 

[Last Dank Combo]

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does anyone know which one of josh's videos/streams this is from?

I'm pretty sure its the Ouji Board Cemetary Video

https://youtu.be/GXdU4-Uf4Jk?si=atwzZbAcpo-4YC52

 

[Emotional Support Goose]

What if they spread his ashes in the cemetery, so he's the gothic guardian of it?

A compromise for Josh's irl loved ones (if they want a physical place to lay him to rest) is an unmarked plot, maybe a nice statue or tree planted instead of a headstone. That way the family would know where to go to pay their respects, and internet weirdos out to vandalize or god forbid dig Josh up or grave rob are kept in the dark.

 

[Kurphy C. Danish]

A compromise for Josh's irl loved ones (if they want a physical place to lay him to rest) is an unmarked plot, maybe a nice statue or tree planted instead of a headstone. That way the family would know where to go to pay their respects, and internet weirdos out to vandalize or god forbid dig Josh up or grave rob are kept in the dark.

A nice sentiment, but you may be underestimating the depravity of the individuals that might even consider travelling across the country to desecrate the remains of a disabled guy who made wacky burgers on Youtube.

 

['Ol Stinky]

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does anyone know which one of josh's videos/streams this is from?

Oh yeah, try "Chilin"

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

I'm sure most of you are familiar with the Facebook group KingCobraJFS Rules Our Sad Pathetic Lives TWU (Can't Archive, probably going to get nuked after this post)

and its two head honchos:

"Alonzo Typer" and "Adriana Bouvier", who encouraged using NAL as a tool to torture Josh, ran group chats, and essentially enabled the entire angle of coordinated trolling via Facebook.

Spoiler: Surface Search

*Edit: They're also at least 2-year-invested Cyraxx A-logs who engaged in Marty's discord.

Spoiler: Cyraxx related stuff

Cyrax posting FB group


Music Biz Marty posting FB group


Extra stuff below

So anyway, time for that phonebook thang!

Spoiler: Adriana Bouvier aka Adriana Aguirre

POWERWORD UNLOCKED. ME TOO KITTY, ME TOO.

HOMETOWN UNLOCKED. TARGET AQUIRED.



Adriana Aguirre, March 1990

21613 Rabb Rd
Santa Rosa, TX 78593

(956) 742-4295

adrianaaguirre90@gmail.com
adrianaaguirre90@yahoo.com
princssadriana@yahoo.com
princssadriana@live.com

OOF.

Spoiler: Alonzo Typer aka Alonzo Garza

POWERWORD UNLOCKED. THANK U JANA TREXLER.

FAMILY MEMBER COMPROMISED. TARGET AQUIRED.






Alonzo Garza, January 22 1985

5817 Crestgrove Dr
Corpus Christi, TX 78415

(361) 510-6946

aquameatwad@hotmail.com
brkennail@cs.com
br0kennail@mediaone.net
agarza45@islander.tamucc.edu
br0kennail@cs.com
heymannicesh0t@cs.com

OOF.

Through preliminary analysis, I believe Adriana Aguirre may be residing with Alonzo Garza in Corpus Christi, TX at his place. I base this on her posts looking for Peruvian food in Corpus Christi as recently as 2 months ago as well as her being given a physical book by Alonzo Garza last Christmas (see below).

Spoiler: Possible Relationship through cobes Alogging?

 

[Ponzo]

found this new cobra tribute video

 

[chimpSculpture]

Now you can make all the ghost farts you want with Winston, Cobes.

 

[JaneThough]

We’ve entered the Isabella Janke saga for Cobes. Fuck sickos!

 

[harmacist]

Drink a Cobra's Creamy Cake drink combo then go to Olive Garden (only one, be responsible toobz)

if by drink one you mean crack the seal and polish off the entire bottle of pinnacle in an hour then yes, do that

 

[RollingRock2]

Cobes you're drunk off your ass
I'll show you drunk

 

[JaneThough]

found this new cobra tribute video
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3Z99j7Litho

I love the thought, but one day when we’re living in the barren wasteland AI has created we’re gonna regret wasting several thousand gallons of water to make lolcow AI slop.

 

[harmacist]

Cobes you're drunk off your ass
I'll show you drunk

one of my favorites, dont know if its been posted here recently. IL SHOW YOU DRUNK

 

[Shon&Saunders666420]

It's still hard for me, but I think I'm finally starting to accept that he's really gone. Those first 2-3 days or so after it happened were pretty hard for me. I don't think there will ever be another person that will bring that special charm which Cobes brought to his content for me and so many others around the world. A lot of us laughed at his silly antics, but we were really rooting for him at the end of the day.

 

[The_Kings_Throne]

I believe I read somewhere that during WW2 the Germans discovered a way to convert human remains into soap. I think this technique should be used to convert Josh's remains into tactical soap, as its what the boy would've wanted most. His essence would be irresistible to goth chicks.

 

[lordserpent]

I've created a placeholder for Josh's memorial site (kingcobrajfs.rip). Please keep an eye on this in the coming weeks, as I'll be trying to get it at least near complete before his funeral. I have no experience creating a website at all, let alone professionally so it'll take some time.

I am planning to have a, as complete as possible, archive of all of Josh's videos, music or whatever I think is appropriate hosted on the site. It'll be something like the archive directory here on KF at the very least, but I'll try to make it user friendly to browse, something like YouTube's "videos" page on a channel.

I believe Bite has the most complete collection of Josh's videos. Does anyone here know the best way of contacting him to ask if he can release this collection? Or anyone else with a massive collection? I'm currently downloading all videos still on Josh's channel.

Please DM me or send me an email (lordserpent@protonmail.com) if you have any suggestions or questions.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I've created a placeholder for Josh's memorial site (kingcobrajfs.rip). Please keep an eye on this in the coming weeks, as I'll be trying to get it at least near complete before his funeral. I have no experience creating a website at all, let alone professionally so it'll take some time.

I am planning to have a, as complete as possible, archive of all of Josh's videos, music or whatever I think is appropriate hosted on the site. It'll be something like the archive directory here on KF at the very least, but I'll try to make it user friendly to browse, something like YouTube's "videos" page on a channel.

I believe Bite has the most complete collection of Josh's videos. Does anyone here know the best way of contacting him to ask if he can release this collection? Or anyone else with a massive collection? I'm currently downloading all videos still on Josh's channel.

Please DM me or send me an email (lordserpent@protonmail.com) if you have any suggestions or questions.

why tho