🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Osama Bin Laden said:
Sometimes when people get convicted of sex crimes, they are only required to register for 10 years. In my humble opinion, it should always be forever, but it does happen. Since Chad Allen Aaron Seelig, a convicted sex offender who raped someone under the age of 14 with a last known address of 251 N Snowden St, Andrews, IN 46702 and previous addresses of 10417 Hoagland Rd, Hoagland, IN 46745, 557 E State St, Huntington, IN 46750, 651 William St #651, Huntington, IN 46750, and 6141 S 600 W, Warren, IN 46792 did it in 2011, and it would've expired in 2021. It's not impossible unless we get court documents.
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The countdown is only when he's in compliance. So he got sued in 2019 for failing to register, it gets paused for as long as you remain not in compliance with the order to register.
 
Candover said:
I think I may have sighted the N2O cartridges he got. On top of the microwave, from his Eggs and Potted Meat Nachos cooking video from 2022.

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That box on top of the microwave looks more like those general medical brands you find on amazon. I believe I have a box of nitrile gloves with the same design. That could possible be the blue balloon looking thing behind it even. Didn't he use disposable gloves once for his mead?

OR I'm a fucking retard and that is exactly the same whip-it box.
 
CircusCat said:
From my understanding they don't expire if he fails to register. He can't run out the clock and then go well the 10 years is up.
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Yeah, but he only got charged once. I don't know if the clock resets or not but this is what i found in my 2 second google search.

No, failing to register as a sex offender does not cause your 10-year registration period to expire in Indiana; instead, failure to register is a crime itself and will extend your registration obligation, and your original registration period will be tolled (paused), meaning the time you should have been registered is added to your total obligation. It is a Level 6 felony under Indiana law, and if you are caught, you will likely face additional penalties and a continuing obligation to register.
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Depending on the crime that was committed, a past offender may be required to register as sex offender for a period of ten years or for the rest of the life.
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Gene Sinclair said:
That box on top of the microwave looks more like those general medical brands you find on amazon. I believe I have a box of nitrile gloves with the same design. That could possible be the blue balloon looking thing behind it even. Didn't he use disposable gloves once for his mead?

OR I'm a fucking retard and that is exactly the same whip-it box.
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the Jalapeno Meatloaf cooking video has "cream chargers" visible on the box briefly. It's a box of Whip-Its 100%

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anliteralidiot said:
what if someone went through his videos, and made a recipe book from every food hacks and drink combos...
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The book would be longer than the Lord of the Rings Trilogy because of the sheer amount of recipes, ingredients, and instructions. At least 1000-1500 pages
 
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TheGooGooMuck said:
I like how he doxes his biological mom towards the end. Laura Genaulsh? What's the backstory on his mom, exactly? Alcoholic, fought with Clint over custody, dipped out Cobes shared some pictures of in his 12/09/2012 video titled “after work”.
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Took me a while to figure it out but I think it’s his insane way of pronouncing the name you see listed here “Greenhaulgh”. His mom appears to have gone by many names.
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^^^in Cobra’s December 9, 2012 video he shares a couple pictures of Laurel with her mom Darla. The middle picture here is a cropped screengrab of Darla from that video. I’m interested to know if anyone here thinks these three photos may be the same woman.
 
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It honestly makes me MATI to see the way the freaks who've been alogging Cobes for literally years all suddenly act sad now that he died. I wish there were a way to get through to these people that their behavior is really vile and they should change in the future, but honestly I don't think there's any point, especially now that Cobra is gone anyway.
 
Overwritten Tapes said:
I just want someone to enjoy prison for doing this to him. I wasn't really interested in the guy aside from nulls random clips of him eating weird food, but he seemed harmless. No one deserves a fate like his.
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I’m late here but Seriously man, I just want to say again that out of all the lolcows and shit he was very tame and yes he was goofy but he was one of the harmless ones. Whatever happens with the toxicology report idk but at least he is at peace jamming in the sky with his idol ozzy
 
grand larsony said:
I wish there were a way to get through to these people that their behavior is really vile and they should change in the future,
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Theyve probably moved on to some mentally ill tiktok microcelebrity already. Sending donos to joshua block to smash cars or hiring someone to play the knockout game with tophiachu.
The normies learn about lolcows and just like with everything else they make their own twisted psychotic version of it only possible by a midwit’s hands.
 
grand larsony said:
Also, if anyone has suggestions for other minor Cobraverse characters, particularly YouTubers who either regularly commented on Josh or made art relating to him, please reply with suggestions. I'd like to add some more articles to the Boglimpedia about community figures who weren't involved in Josh's physical life, since they're obviously a big part of making the Cobraverse interesting and accessible to others.
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I suggest people like Boglim Chronicles, Walnut Grove, and Cooler_Taste.

Also for the Notable Incidents section in the Trailer Age I recommend a page for the Lolcow Live interview.
 
Candover said:
N2O admittedly isn't nearly as bad as duster though since it's food grade. Even Steve-O huffed thousands of those N2O cartridges for years and is still alive.
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In normal use situations it's pretty harmless. It isn't even, itself, directly toxic. It's just that in the quantities consumed lately thanks to the proliferation of shit like Galaxy Gas, it's easy enough to obtain enough to deplete B12 with serious neurological consequences. This requires heavy long-term use, though.

By comparison, duster can literally kill instantly any time it's used. For reasons unknown, sometimes it just causes sudden cardiac arrest.

Also I agree he probably tried to use it once, failed, got frustrated, and never tried it again. It's called hippie crack for a reason, and if he did one, he'd have probably done the whole box.
 
Ponzo said:
Cobras Cantina?
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As much as I wish the little guy got to live his dream as a goth innkeeper, would any of you eat there?

"Cobra's Cantina: Where the drinks are warm, the cheese sticks are cold*, and the dysentery is free!"

*gotta cook em "low and slow" and then forget to serve them for 15 minutes heh heh heh yesssss
 
pooterino said:
As much as I wish the little guy got to live his dream as a goth innkeeper, would any of you eat there?

"Cobra's Cantina: Where the drinks are warm, the cheese sticks are cold*, and the dysentery is free!"

*gotta cook em "low and slow" and then forget to serve them for 15 minutes heh heh heh yesssss
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It’d make for a great competitive tv show. Like Fear Factor meets Diners, Drive ins and Dives.
 
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