🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Clint isn't a perfect person, he's a bit of an oddball and maybe he didn't always make the right decisions. But I don't think he performed any worse as a parent to Cobes than any of us here would. Parenting Josh is parenting on ultra-hard mode, especially once they turn 18 and you can't force them to make good decisions. Many people criticise Clint and say he could have done more. But how much more? How much is too much? Josh has siblings who deserve love and time with their father and financial support as well, and Clint had to walk that tightrope. I think in all honesty he walked it well.
Many people right now want to judge Clint for the way he raised Josh, ignoring the fact that he was raising an autistic son in the 90's and early 00's. It was very different, there wasn't really a support network for parents of people like Josh (people who aren't severelly mentally retarded but still have low IQs and need some kind of asssistence), and i think Clint did the best you can do with what he had.
Damn, Clint was also a young father, he was born in 69 (noice), so he had Josh when he was 22, imagine raising a son like Josh when you're in your 20's.
 
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There's an outro bit near the end of a @SeizureRobot5000 video where a loop of Josh lifting his legs to fart in his chair as his hat flops up is going, while some silly song saying "Hes a big boy, a big big boy!" plays. Does anybody happen to know which episode it's in? Been stuck in my head all day.
 
November 2018, Cobra sold his magic wands for $24 a piece, today people are bidding over $1k for one. Cobras wands would have been a better investment than Bitcoin. TMDWU

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i wonder who will play him in the biopic
Kevin Spacey

There's an outro bit near the end of a @SeizureRobot5000 video where a loop of Josh lifting his legs to fart in his chair as his hat flops up is going, while some silly song saying "Hes a big boy, a big big boy!" plays. Does anybody happen to know which episode it's in? Been stuck in my head all day.
I can hear that song in my head as I read that. I'll look through the almost 30 or so and see if i can stumble on it.

edit: I found this. It doesn't have the biggest boy song but it does have the hat fart loop
 
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Streamer Paymoneywubby did a pretty funny tribute cooking stream the other night, dressed in full Cobra garb. He made a few food hacks and drink combos. He discovered Cobes too late, but he has been binging his videos and does a good job paying tribute. Worth a watch for a laugh in these sad circumstances.
*Edit* Condensed version dropped on his highlight channel:
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A Cobra biopic would be a fantastic indie film. Heck, if done right it could even win Sundance!

I don't recall seeing regular everclear until after Ozzy died though.
Ozzy died July 22, Josh was found dead on Aug. 22, so if he was drinking Everclear every day (or even several times a week) for a month, that could do it. If anyone has been to a frat party and has seen and/or experienced the effects of grain alcohol, you know it ain't pretty. In fact, its sale is banned in some states.
 
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I’m very late posting this but I found Hampow93’s response to Josh’s passing.
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Hamilton and his brother are good boys.
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Courtney would do well to arrange other holders of the older wands to sell them and put all proceeds to his funeral.
 
I think the last time someone spotted Cobes at a public event was at a GWAR concert.
I have am amusing little story about that actually.
A few years ago I was playing some vidya with a couple dudes who were buddies irl.
They mentioned they were from Wyoming.
Just outside of Casper.

I asked if they knew Cobes, and they started cracking up, and said they absolutely did.
One of them said he actually met him at a concert. And sure as shit, it was the GWAR show.

Anytime I meet someone from Wyoming I immediately, unashamedly ask if they know of our dark lord.
 
People had been doordashing him vodka for quite along time, I want to say the giant vodka bottles started late last year but I don't remember for sure. I just remember the first time he got tons of vodka people were concerned and he got sick from it claiming he had a "cold and flu" as he called it. I don't recall seeing regular everclear until after Ozzy died though.

The earliest I remember was January of last year. I don't think he started getting constant deliveries until later, this was still the Busch Light Peach era overall.

Damn it, every time I see the "Inactive" tag IT PISSES ME OFF.
 
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I know it’s a long shot, BUUUUUT considering this guy sent Cobes everclear which likely contributed to his death, is there a chance we could attempt to reach out to Clint and show him all this so he can try to sue?
A Cobra biopic would be a fantastic indie film. Heck, if done right it could even win Sundance!
And we need OGs like Seizure and Bitesize as creative consultants of course.
 
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