🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[No-Eyed Square Guy]

I'm not sure how taking off your shirt could help either.

I have a horrible painful terminal disease and my lizard brain thinks that drinking cold water and being coolly wet will cure me. I can totally imagine Cobes feeling like shirtlessness will save him.

 

[Candover]

CustomizedGirl has shipped the gothic garden flag and now it's in tranzoot. They're still shipping Cobes' official merch so get it while you can.

I got the Biggie Cobes shirt, the Troll Slayer shirt, and the Cobra Cooler.

I'm pretty sure as long as there is a bank account tied to the shop account they won't remove the shop since it's print-on-demand. It could stay up for potentially months or even years.

 

[Shon&Saunders666420]

I can totally imagine Cobes feeling like shirtlessness will save him.

It'd be a more comforting thought to just chalking it up to him being autistic so he didn't like the feel of certain clothes, but I don't know.

 

[Big Nasty]

Clint isn't actually all that old. I think he's 55. He and Laura had Josh when they were barely out of high school. Grandpa Cobra (Allen) is,about 80 I think.

I used to be on the "Clint sucks" team, but I've changed my mind. Clint really loved Josh and that contributed a lot towards people feeling sympathy for the boy.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

So let me get this straight. Chad Seeling

Chad Seelig

goes through the whole sobriety thing.

According to what he wrote, the day he was writing that post was day one. He said he was writing it as his future self reflecting on his sobriety date.

The only reason I don’t wish relapse on him is that being drunk probably makes him more likely to molest more kids. But rest assured he’s miserable now and probably will die miserable.

 

[Buster Scruggs]

Chad Seelig

Chad Seething

 

[Depressed_Oni]

It’s been said before, but there’s something to Cobra being vindicated by his tolls when a person supposedly recovering from addiction who molested a child sent an autistic person who was an alcoholic 90 proof alcohol. Cobes was right again Toobz’

 

[neger psykolog]

It’s been said before, but there’s something to Cobra being vindicated by his tolls when a person supposedly recovering from addiction who molested a child sent an autistic person who was an alcoholic 90 proof alcohol. Cobes was right again Toobz’

Cobes never really needed to be vindicated in the first place. He was pretty chill and I can't recall him ever doing anything bad besides sticking his dick in crazy.
These same faggots that were sending him everclear were also probably the ones reporting his channel.

And sure he was an alcoholic/addict and weird but that's hardly the worst crime on earth.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Wait these niggers were weening and alogging via a fucking Facebook group? I thought discord servers were the penultimate homosexual gathering place but apparently I was wrong.

It was happening multiple places. A lot of if it was done in various discord servers. Famously, one of the stupider gathering of trolls was on facebook where they would use their real long time established accounts under their real identity.

Every single time when one of his alogs are unmasked it's proven they are 1000% worse than Cobra. Reddit made that super easy because whenever you located an alog comment you could just see what other subs they frequented and it was ALWAYS r/suboxone r/meth various drug subreddits and fetish sicko porn.

 

[Depressed_Oni]

Cobes never really needed to be vindicated in the first place. He was pretty chill and I can't recall him ever doing anything bad besides sticking his dick in crazy.
These same faggots that were sending him everclear were also probably the ones reporting his channel.

And sure he was an alcoholic/addict and weird but that's hardly the worst crime on earth.

True, I just mean it’s weird to think not only did he predict his death, but also referred to his trolls as sickos and the first retard to come out of the wood work is a child molester, Cobes was funny when people weren’t going out of their way to brigade and fuck with him.

 

[JaneThough]

I think he would've mentioned it constantly, just like he did in his final video.

I'm not sure how taking off your shirt could help either.

He probably was sweating a lot.

 

[Emotional Support Goose]

i was going to order something off of exhumed's site but his sizes are SUPER small. as a person with boobs, i can't even fit in a 3x LMAO

his shirts are unisex for the most part, aka a basic men's tshirt. a 3X men's tshirt is huge, doodt.

 

[Candover]

i was going to order something off of exhumed's site but his sizes are SUPER small. as a person with boobs, i can't even fit in a 3x LMAO

Unisex is typically a size down from Womens. So a Womens Medium is Unisex Small, etc.

He probably was sweating a lot.

Summers there are hot, and afaik, Cobes had AC in his trailer but for some reason he seemed to never turn it on. He was very eco-focused with water too where he would only shower if he was going out for the day.

 

[Big Nasty]

Cobes never really needed to be vindicated in the first place. He was pretty chill and I can't recall him ever doing anything bad besides sticking his dick in crazy.

Well, there was this kid (Ryan?, Kurt?) that Cobes went to school with, who really hated. He acted like a complete dick towards him and was still mad about that kid even as an adult.

 

[Candover]

Well, there was this kid (Ryan?, Kurt?) that Cobes went to school with, who really hated. He acted like a complete dick towards him and was still mad about that kid even as an adult.

Carl

 

[I'M WORKING ON IT]

I have just been made aware that there are Ozzy Osbourne branded Ouija boards. You know what we gotta do doods.

 

[Shon&Saunders666420]

Well, there was this kid (Ryan?, Kurt?) that Cobes went to school with, who really hated. He acted like a complete dick towards him and was still mad about that kid even as an adult.

To be fair, Josh did *somewhat* offer sympathy for Carl's mom in this video (ts: 4:55) but I guess he really never got over his hatred for him. To me, it boils down to Cobes being jealous of Carl and it was essentially just 2 autists bullying each other in high school.

 

[the bog connection]

just took s caffeine pill so i could finish ripping his etsy. i always thought cobra would go through another caffeine arc since he used to be so into it. my favourite moment was when clint had to take him to a hospital after like two monsters lol

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Kind of wish i bought one, maybe I'll make my own, i got an old christmas tree decomposing in the back, maybe the trunk is still strong enough to whittle a wand out of

I tried so many times to get a wand starting around 2018 and those fuckers sold out fast everytime. Never managed to snag one, sadly.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

my favourite moment was when clint had to take him to a hospital after like two monsters lol

He definitely had a heart condition we weren't really aware of. 2 monsters is nothing. Ig the alcohol kind of negated the bum ticker being overclocked by caffeine.