🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I got a notification that my phone's AI program had been updated to facilitate better integration of pictures. Instead of giving it some goofy prompt, I told it to make a composite of me and cobes for a giggle. Was kind of impressed with the results

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I didn't follow this guy super closely, but I did check vids of him people linked me. I was trying to think of something to say but I couldn't get the right words out it felt.

Something happened the last day or 2 that pissed me off to post about it here though. I am SICK and fucking tired of this phenomenon of if some internet guy dies there's immediately somehow a ton of 30 minute long video esssays about how scary bad it is to follow funny people online and how "NOBODYS TALKING ABOUT THE SCCARY ABUSIVE "LOLCOW" CULTURE FROM PLACES LIKE KIWIFARMS" screeds from people over people they never even followed or checked in on dying. They literally just swoop in like fucking vultures to pin blame on people and tut tut the masses about how problematic having fun online is. Shit makes me VIOLENT man! Makes me ANGRY man! Shit makes me want to reach through the screen, grab these bastards by the shoulders and scream incoherently! NIGGER YOU WERENT THERE, YOU WERE THERE LESS THAN ME, A GUY WHO LOOSELY FOLLOWED ANTICS OF A POPULAR ONLINE GUY! FUCK YOU FOR TELLING ME HOW I'M SOMEHOW RESPONSIBLE FOR HIS DEATH BECAUSE I'M "IGNORING VULNERABLE VOICES" OR SOME BUZZWORD GARBAGE! I WILL NOT WATCH YOUR VIDEO ESSAY RECAPPING THINGS I ALREADY KNOW WITH ADDED CALLS FOR INTERNET CENSORSHIP.
 
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The Lawgiver said:
I didn't follow this guy super closely, but I did check vids of him people linked me. I was trying to think of something to say but I couldn't get the right words out it felt.

Something happened the last day or 2 that pissed me off to post about it here though. I am SICK and fucking tired of this phenomenon of if some internet guy dies there's eimmediately somehow a ton of 30 minute long video esssays about how scary bad it is to follow funny people online and how "NOBODYS TALKING ABOUT THE SCCARY ABUSIVE "LOLCOW" CULTURE FROM PLACES LIKE KIWIFARMS" screeds from people over people they never even followed or checked in on dying. They literally just swoop in like fucking vultures to pin blame on people and tut tut the masses about how problematic having fun online is. Shit makes me VIOLENT man! Makes me ANGRY man! Shit makes me want to reach through the screen, grab these bastards byt he shoulders and scream incoherently! NIGGER YOU WERENT THERE, YOU WERE THERE LESS THAN ME, A GUY WHO LOOSELY FOLLOWED ANTICS OF A POPULAR ONLINE GUY! FUCK YOU FOR TELLING ME HOW I'M SOMEHOW RESPONSIBLE FOR HIS DEATH BECAUSE I'M "IGNORING VULNERABLE VOICES" OR SOME BUZZWORD GARBAGE! I WILL NOT WATCH YOUR VIDEO ESSAY RECAPPING THINGS I ALREADY KNOW WITH ADDED CALLS FOR INTERNET CENSORSHIP.
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I dont doubt that these video essays exist, but they're way under my radar
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Clint at the start of the celebration of life live stream.

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Hahahaha, I whole heartedly expect Clint to be his oddball self and possibly give off this kind of energy. Although, I doubt he can actually compartmentalize like this spook.
 
ecrockedboston said:
I dont doubt that these video essays exist, but they're way under my radar
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youtube shoves them in my face a lot, sometimes I'll accidentally click a shorter vid I think is gonna be not like that but then it spirals into that shit and I get the fuck out.
 
Star Spangled Bogger said:
"Black out the sun and the creatures of the night become king"? What an unusual turn of phrase, I wonder if it's a quote from a book. I should Google that.

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Oh, one cached result. Chad must have changed his username at some point. Hello Mr Seelig. I wonder if there is a Chad Seelig in any of the public Cobra Facebook groups?

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I see. That's a cryptic message to write on a post mourning the boy. I wonder what Google knows about a Chad Seelig in Huntington IN?

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Lol, lmao even.

BETTER NOT HAVE SENT 750ml OF 95% GRAIN ALCOHOL TO THE BOY WITHIN 48 HOURS ONE MONTH OF HIS DEATH, BOY!

BETTER NOT BE A CAUSAL FACTOR POTENTIALLY IMPLICATED IN THE DEATH OF OUR BOY, BOY!

ETA: God damn it. August isn't the 7th month of the year.
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Good. Fuck these people, every single one of them. I hope they all get phonebooked and they're memorialized in this thread for the damage they've done to the world.

You don't get to do this shit and live your life in peace while he died in pain.
 
gettingthatgrooveback said:
I was interested in the shitlist. I'm posting it here for anyone else who's also interested.

Literally every claim is bullshit. The list exposes a lack of critical thinking and outright internalized resentment on behalf of the a-logs. Cobra's case is a perfect example of Hanlon's razor: "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity." — and autism, I would add.

But it's a good a-log list. Good to have every reason to hate him summed up, even if it's all bullshit.
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I mean the list looks great at a glance and it has references. I don't see how it's bullshit though. A man is measured by their actions not intent. He might be dumb as a box of rocks, but does it matter if he understood or not? Like if you killed you pet via THC overdose or not feeding it, whether or not it's intentional or not it still makes you a pretty shit person tbh.
 
Star Spangled Bogger said:
"Black out the sun and the creatures of the night become king"? What an unusual turn of phrase, I wonder if it's a quote from a book. I should Google that.

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Oh, one cached result. Chad must have changed his username at some point. Hello Mr Seelig. I wonder if there is a Chad Seelig in any of the public Cobra Facebook groups?

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I see. That's a cryptic message to write on a post mourning the boy. I wonder what Google knows about a Chad Seelig in Huntington IN?

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Lol, lmao even.

BETTER NOT HAVE SENT 750ml OF 95% GRAIN ALCOHOL TO THE BOY WITHIN 48 HOURS ONE MONTH OF HIS DEATH, BOY!

BETTER NOT BE A CAUSAL FACTOR POTENTIALLY IMPLICATED IN THE DEATH OF OUR BOY, BOY!

ETA: God damn it. August isn't the 7th month of the year.
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Good work!
 
The Lawgiver said:
I didn't follow this guy super closely, but I did check vids of him people linked me. I was trying to think of something to say but I couldn't get the right words out it felt.

Something happened the last day or 2 that pissed me off to post about it here though. I am SICK and fucking tired of this phenomenon of if some internet guy dies there's eimmediately somehow a ton of 30 minute long video esssays about how scary bad it is to follow funny people online and how "NOBODYS TALKING ABOUT THE SCCARY ABUSIVE "LOLCOW" CULTURE FROM PLACES LIKE KIWIFARMS" screeds from people over people they never even followed or checked in on dying. They literally just swoop in like fucking vultures to pin blame on people and tut tut the masses about how problematic having fun online is. Shit makes me VIOLENT man! Makes me ANGRY man! Shit makes me want to reach through the screen, grab these bastards byt he shoulders and scream incoherently! NIGGER YOU WERENT THERE, YOU WERE THERE LESS THAN ME, A GUY WHO LOOSELY FOLLOWED ANTICS OF A POPULAR ONLINE GUY! FUCK YOU FOR TELLING ME HOW I'M SOMEHOW RESPONSIBLE FOR HIS DEATH BECAUSE I'M "IGNORING VULNERABLE VOICES" OR SOME BUZZWORD GARBAGE! I WILL NOT WATCH YOUR VIDEO ESSAY RECAPPING THINGS I ALREADY KNOW WITH ADDED CALLS FOR INTERNET CENSORSHIP.
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It's the disingenuous of the whole situation. No one cared about him while he was alive to say anything about lolcow culture so they see it as a way for themselves to get views. Honestly it's annoying it would be better if vultures just admitted to being vultures.
 
Ojama-Dama said:
I mean the list looks great at a glance and it has references. I don't see how it's bullshit though. A man is measured by their actions not intent. He might be dumb as a box of rocks, but does it matter if he understood or not? Like if you killed you pet via THC overdose or not feeding it, whether or not it's intentional or not it still makes you a pretty shit person tbh.
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no one knows what puff died from. if you have proof, post it.
 
LissaNewcarr said:
no one knows what puff died from. if you have proof, post it.
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I'm a cobra noob and just getting into the lore. Got introduced by Rogue Internet Man because of Chris Chan videos. I mean it seems like a pretty safe bet that he was a bad pet owner, and his death was pretty much gonna happen from any of the bad habits he had. But yeah I have no rock solid proof other than a confession.

The man himself said on camera he gives puffs to Puff and I'm like, "oh he's just kinda a piece of shit."
 
Star Spangled Bogger said:
"Black out the sun and the creatures of the night become king"? What an unusual turn of phrase, I wonder if it's a quote from a book. I should Google that.

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Oh, one cached result. Chad must have changed his username at some point. Hello Mr Seelig. I wonder if there is a Chad Seelig in any of the public Cobra Facebook groups?

View attachment 7841562

I see. That's a cryptic message to write on a post mourning the boy. I wonder what Google knows about a Chad Seelig in Huntington IN?

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Lol, lmao even.

BETTER NOT HAVE SENT 750ml OF 95% GRAIN ALCOHOL TO THE BOY WITHIN 48 HOURS ONE MONTH OF HIS DEATH, BOY!

BETTER NOT BE A CAUSAL FACTOR POTENTIALLY IMPLICATED IN THE DEATH OF OUR BOY, BOY!

ETA: God damn it. August isn't the 7th month of the year.
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Absolute kino. Thank you Detective Bogger.
 
Ojama-Dama said:
I'm a cobra noob and just getting into the lore. Got introduced by Rogue Internet Man because of Chris Chan videos. I mean it seems like a pretty safe bet that he was a bad pet owner, and his death was pretty much gonna happen from any of the bad habits he had. But yeah I have no rock solid proof other than a confession.

The man himself said on camera he gives puffs to Puff and I'm like, "oh he's just kinda a piece of shit."
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why don't you get into the lore more, lurk more, and then post when you know what you're talking about
 
Star Spangled Bogger said:
"Black out the sun and the creatures of the night become king"? What an unusual turn of phrase, I wonder if it's a quote from a book. I should Google that.

View attachment 7841551

Oh, one cached result. Chad must have changed his username at some point. Hello Mr Seelig. I wonder if there is a Chad Seelig in any of the public Cobra Facebook groups?

View attachment 7841562

I see. That's a cryptic message to write on a post mourning the boy. I wonder what Google knows about a Chad Seelig in Huntington IN?

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Lol, lmao even.

BETTER NOT HAVE SENT 750ml OF 95% GRAIN ALCOHOL TO THE BOY WITHIN 48 HOURS ONE MONTH OF HIS DEATH, BOY!

BETTER NOT BE A CAUSAL FACTOR POTENTIALLY IMPLICATED IN THE DEATH OF OUR BOY, BOY!

ETA: God damn it. August isn't the 7th month of the year.
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We all knew Cobra’s alogs were mentally ill junkies who were jealous of him, but this guy was an actual sicko. They doth protest too much and the boglim really struck a nerve, didn’t he?
 
LissaNewcarr said:
why don't you get into the lore more, lurk more, and then post when you know what you're talking about
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I mean maybe? What's the best way to do that? I'm watching some more super-cuts the Wendy's saga was pretty funny and the Jessica character was wild. But yeah, if I have to watch vods, fuck that.

Seems like a lot of work to learn the ins and out of a junkie who can't cook or brush his teeth. I can't watch old vods of his streams to catch up. Super cuts are easier to get into.

I find the whole situation interesting because everyone was shit talking him because he was a slob and now the whole internet now gives a shit because he's dead.

I will say this, his death has made people come out and admit that they were alcoholics and they saught treatment because they didn't want to end up like him.
 
Ojama-Dama said:
I mean it seems like a pretty safe bet that he was a bad pet owner
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How so? He seemed to genuinely love that thing. He wasn't a lizard expert who gave him the perfect living conditions, but that is pretty much 99% of animal owners and you can't say he didn't try. Saying he's a bad person because he mistreated puff without having evidence makes you at least as retarded as cobra was.
 
GhettoKingCobra said:
How so? He seemed to genuinely love that thing. He wasn't a lizard expert who gave him the perfect living conditions, but that is pretty much 99% of animal owners and you can't say he didn't try. Saying he's a bad person because he mistreated puff without having evidence makes you at least as retarded as cobra was.
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... I'm not gonna bother arguing with you. I believe what I believe, you believe what you wanna believe and when I see a guy say he blows weed into an animal that has no business being exposed to weed.

I'm calling him an irresponsible piece of shit because that's just how it is. If you're into that kind of behavior then that's on you man.

Proof was in the super cut and that's all I need to have an opinion. It's not complicated. Have a good day man.
 
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