🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Mister Uno]

a lot of people have his cobra merch in their etsy carts.
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I was looking for "At the Gates of Hell" shirt for awhile and immediately got it when I realized he was selling it. That album art is sick and it was really cool for the artist to do that for Cobra. The Chainsaw Sicko Massacre is great to, reminds me of a a 70's movie poster.

 

[GameratePTSD]

A nice tribute to Josh I came across.

I like the clip of Josh and Clint laughing together.

 

[Dokkaebi Is Calling]

Sorry, this isn't happening. We talked about potentially sharing some memories during a stream on Saturday, but honestly as we get closer the thought of doing it fills me with dread. For anyone wondering, no, I wasn't going to monetize like any of these damnable vultures. Unfortunately I'm still not past thinking about how Cobra died by himself, likely in terrified agony. It is horrifying. I'm just not ready to exchange feel good stories about his life yet. Sorry to be a wet pikachu blanket for anyone that was excited for this... kinda figured if it was gonna happen, I'd be the one announcing it.

Other than that, I've been working on an animation for Josh since the day after the news broke that has been helping me cope. It's lighthearted and I think will be a nice way to send him off... should be done in probably a week.

P.S. Some miserable POS youtube grifters really showed their true colors, didn't they? Shameless.

this one post had more thought for Cobra as a person than half the tribute videos and streams I've seen

 

[Official Food Hack Tester]

take your time man, a lot of us are still struggling. sending you love

Seriously. I don’t even have anything witty or funny to say here in his memory, I just miss him and am in total fucking shock our boys gone.

 

[Last Dank Combo]

here's the original pic of this if anyone wants it.
miss you Cobes

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

In case anyone is interested here's all the info that I could dig up on one of the cunts who was buying him pure grain alcohol.
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"Black out the sun and the creatures of the night become king"? What an unusual turn of phrase, I wonder if it's a quote from a book. I should Google that.



Oh, one cached result. Chad must have changed his username at some point. Hello Mr Seelig. I wonder if there is a Chad Seelig in any of the public Cobra Facebook groups?



I see. That's a cryptic message to write on a post mourning the boy. I wonder what Google knows about a Chad Seelig in Huntington IN?



Lol, lmao even.

BETTER NOT HAVE SENT 750ml OF 95% GRAIN ALCOHOL TO THE BOY WITHIN 48 HOURS ONE MONTH OF HIS DEATH, BOY!

BETTER NOT BE A CAUSAL FACTOR POTENTIALLY IMPLICATED IN THE DEATH OF OUR BOY, BOY!

ETA: God damn it. August isn't the 7th month of the year.

 

[harmacist]

"Black out the sun and the creatures of the night become king"? What an unusual turn of phrase, I wonder if it's a quote from a book. I should Google that.

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Oh, one cached result. Chad must have changed his username at some point. Hello Mr Seelig. I wonder if there is a Chad Seelig in any of the public Cobra Facebook groups?

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I see. That's a cryptic message to write on a post mourning the boy. I wonder what Google knows about a Chad Seelig in Huntington IN?

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Lol, lmao even.

BETTER NOT HAVE SENT 750ml OF 95% GRAIN ALCOHOL TO THE BOY WITHIN 48 HOURS OF HIS DEATH, BOY!

BETTER NOT BE A CAUSAL FACTOR IN THE DEATH OF OUR BOY, BOY!

oh my god theres no way

 

[JaneThough]

"Black out the sun and the creatures of the night become king"? What an unusual turn of phrase, I wonder if it's a quote from a book. I should Google that.

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Oh, one cached result. Chad must have changed his username at some point. Hello Mr Seelig. I wonder if there is a Chad Seelig in any of the public Cobra Facebook groups?

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I see. That's a cryptic message to write on a post mourning the boy. I wonder what Google knows about a Chad Seelig in Huntington IN?

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Lol, lmao even.

BETTER NOT HAVE SENT 750ml OF 95% GRAIN ALCOHOL TO THE BOY WITHIN 48 HOURS OF HIS DEATH, BOY!

BETTER NOT BE A CAUSAL FACTOR IN THE DEATH OF OUR BOY, BOY!

Fuck this is why I love the Farms. What do you know, Josh’s trolls confirmed sickos.

Anyone still interested in defending them?

 

[Barbarus 3]

And these are the same jackasses who, when he actually did have a job and was trying, actively tried to get him fired by harassing his employer. I mean ultimately he probably would have been fired anyway, but that's what kind of "people" redditors are.

Just want to clarify, it wasnt redditors that contributed to his firing, when the subreddits were created they certainly fueled the fire but they had nothing to do with it as that was a bit after. There may have been a little bit of overlap but it was generally the same people from /b/ and a group of trolls that had latched onto cobra from the early days who were fans of a certain retard on YouTube who fucked with Cobra a fair amount.

I get what you mean but just want to clarify for the sake of the history and not to ignore the retards from the start who are forgotten and just lumped in as Redditors, because they should be shat on as they were in the day and not forgotten.

 

[thottieclitmaster]

Though as funny as the idea of coming up with new make-work jobs for Jerbsh every day might be, FinnSven's got the right idea. Sucks that Cobes couldn't have been a floor sweeper or something without eyes on him all the time. Probably would have done him good....

Him being able to ”work from home” with his channel was his downfall.

That's not strictly true. But when he was obviously caught in a lie he would eventually cop to it.

Like the time he invited the bog witch in after she stalked him to the trailer and lied about collecting money for her to stay.

He lied all the time. About minor stupid shit most of the time but still. One of my favs is ”Stephanie cheated on me because my dick wont fit in her butt”, and ofcourse the sex doll lie. IIRC he rarely admitted to his lies. Everybody knew it was bullshit but it was like Josh lived in his own version of reality.

 

[Lilacs On Fire]

"Black out the sun and the creatures of the night become king"? What an unusual turn of phrase, I wonder if it's a quote from a book. I should Google that.

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Oh, one cached result. Chad must have changed his username at some point. Hello Mr Seelig. I wonder if there is a Chad Seelig in any of the public Cobra Facebook groups?

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I see. That's a cryptic message to write on a post mourning the boy. I wonder what Google knows about a Chad Seelig in Huntington IN?

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Lol, lmao even.

BETTER NOT HAVE SENT 750ml OF 95% GRAIN ALCOHOL TO THE BOY WITHIN 48 HOURS OF HIS DEATH, BOY!

BETTER NOT BE A CAUSAL FACTOR IN THE DEATH OF OUR BOY, BOY!

a child molester from Discharge, Indiana

Edit: the irony

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

Sorry, this isn't happening. We talked about potentially sharing some memories during a stream on Saturday, but honestly as we get closer the thought of doing it fills me with dread. For anyone wondering, no, I wasn't going to monetize like any of these damnable vultures. Unfortunately I'm still not past thinking about how Cobra died by himself, likely in terrified agony. It is horrifying. I'm just not ready to exchange feel good stories about his life yet. Sorry to be a wet pikachu blanket for anyone that was excited for this... kinda figured if it was gonna happen, I'd be the one announcing it.

Other than that, I've been working on an animation for Josh since the day after the news broke that has been helping me cope. It's lighthearted and I think will be a nice way to send him off... should be done in probably a week.

P.S. Some miserable POS youtube grifters really showed their true colors, didn't they? Shameless.

Take your time dood, its actually really fresh seeing people who aren't instantly grifting with this.

Edit. Does a lower form of life exist than a kiddie diddling alcoholic from Discharge, Indiana? Suck a back of dicks Chad Seelig and kys.

 

[JaneThough]

a child molester from Discharge, Indiana

Edit: the irony
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There’s a special type of hell for alcoholics in recovery sending other alcoholics booze.

 

[harmacist]

There’s a special type of hell for alcoholics in recovery sending other alcoholics booze.

it would be a shame if someone sent a bottle of everclear to his most recent address in andrews indiana

one of his previous addresses (the one that isnt mommy and daddys house) looks like a literal crack shack

 

[Slim Boglim]

There’s a special type of hell for alcoholics in recovery sending other alcoholics booze.

The thing is cobras most heinous A-logs are all blatantly guilty of everything they claim of him. They project their own self loathing onto him and attempt to destroy him. It’s insane. I remember when the subreddit was around every person who was adamant cobra was buying pills from Angie and Walt (which for anybody reading who ain’t already aware was total bullshit made up by Reddit) was an addict. Like clockwork I’d check their post history and they’d be in fucking r/methadone every day or r/opiates. Downright comical.

couldn’t dig the up the post disregard that I suck cocks (and found it) but somewhere in this thread there was was an a-log who was adamant Cobes was a child molester and the dude was on Reddit asking for gore mixtapes of children, and yes it included rape. Can’t make this shit up.

 

[JaneThough]

The thing is cobras most heinous A-logs are all blatantly guilty of everything they claim of him. They project their own self loathing onto him and attempt to destroy him. It’s insane. I remember when the subreddit was around every person who was adamant cobra was buying pills from Angie and Walt (which for anybody reading who ain’t already aware was total bullshit made up by Reddit) was an addict. Like clockwork I’d check their post history and they’d be in fucking r/methadone every day or r/opiates. Downright comical.

couldn’t find the up the post but somewhere in this thread there was was an a-log who was adamant Cobes was a child molester and the dude was on Reddit asking for gore mixtapes of children. Can’t make this shit up.

Not surprised. History is riddled with witch hunts based on assholes taking their own problems and saying the village weirdo is to blame. It’s crazy no matter how far we come, we never actually change.

 

[Lilacs On Fire]

there's gotta be some kinda psychology around picking a socially vulnerable person to scapegoat your own issues so you don't have to face how shitty you've been.

Edit: Jesus Chad, pay your fucking taxes. I looked up the specific code for the child molestation charge and it's specifically for molestation of a victim 14 and under.

also, might be off by have an email of dree_u@yahoo.com tied to him and found his soundcloud

 

[harmacist]

there's gotta be some kinda psychology around picking a socially vulnerable person to scapegoat your own issues so you don't have to face how shitty you've been.

turning your self hatred outward instead of inward

 

[JaneThough]

turning your self hatred outward instead of inward

Ozzy said it best, toobz. Learn how to love, and forget how to hate.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

It absolutely is in this thread, but too many drink combos has me forgetful. It's before page 1776(twu) around February of 2024 I think. This is the only image I have, for those not in the know it is exquisid.
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Don't forget Longtits!