🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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TheBiggestGay aka gods #1 said:
GODDAMMMITTTT
I still can't belive its real cobros. I hear his voice and want to belive he's still here.
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I'll see a new youtube notification and get excited that it's a new drink combo or a new crazy foodhack, and then go "oh wait..."
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
She is 100% his mom though, I originally did not post her dox because I knew it would mean people fucked with her/Cobra, but it got posted anyway as was inevitable. It's all there on google for anyone who wants to put in the 30 mins of effort to connect the dots themselves. Unless she has paid to scrub her data since, but considering how retarded she is I doubt it.
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Putting yourself out there to the public with your dank mom food hacks is a want not a need.

Some of the larger Hollywood celebrities maintain zero social media presence because they desire to stay out of the public eye and want their privacy, some even refrain from blasting their political opinions on their social media. I'm guessing most of the people here act the same. You don't know what you tweeted 10 years ago is going to get you fired when public opinion shifts on topic X or Y.

Clint's situation was different, he has his rockstar son, and he needs to maintain a public presence for his work to maintain a livelihood. That must have been maddening for him.

I can't imagine that Cobra's mom decided to start uploading cooking videos with her real name out of the blue. We will never know for sure, but I suspect she found out her estranged son was posting food hacks and out of some boglim logic thought it was a good idea to do the same.

People should leave her alone, if she's got any kind of braincells she would be guilt ridden for not being part of his life, and now that he's gone, that's something else to feel guilt about. Just like Clint, people should leave them be.
 
Star Spangled Bogger said:
Putting yourself out there to the public with your dank mom food hacks is a want not a need.

Some of the larger Hollywood celebrities maintain zero social media presence because they desire to stay out of the public eye and want their privacy, some even refrain from blasting their political opinions on their social media. I'm guessing most of the people here act the same. You don't know what you tweeted 10 years ago is going to get you fired when public opinion shifts on topic X or Y.

Clint's situation was different, he has his rockstar son, and he needs to maintain a public presence for his work to maintain a livelihood. That must have been maddening for him.

I can't imagine that Cobra's mom decided to start uploading cooking videos with her real name out of the blue. We will never know for sure, but I suspect she found out her estranged son was posting food hacks and out of some boglim logic thought it was a good idea to do the same.

People should leave her alone, if she's got any kind of braincells she would be guilt ridden for not being part of his life, and now that he's gone, that's something else to feel guilt about. Just like Clint, people should leave them be.
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Total aside, but I love the concept of boglim being passed down. Is it recessive or dominant? Can we get a Boglim punnet square?

Also, there’s a principle that the most likely explanation is the dank one, which I consider when thinking of Cobes mom. I think it’s called Boglim’s razor.
 
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Ignatius von Cistern said:
The solution is fascistic and bear with me, you're not going to like it. Promote a sober lifestyle. Hold up a normal hetero family as the essence of what is desired. Print it on stamps, currency and flags.

It won't eradicate drunkedness, but it will at least hold up an ideal.

Americans don't have ideals besides diversity.
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Normal hetero families are gay.
 
Orange Piccolo said:
I wonder what’s going to happen to Shon…
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This is the thing I worry about the most. An eldritch being just being let to either roam free or to be shackled in a box in storage somewhere. Shon was the outpouring of Cobe's most pure expression. Shon is alive and needs to be respected, and someone needs to wrangle that thing in.

Fuck sickos.

Catboy Ranch Dressing said:
I've been pretty critical of Clint in the past, but he without question loved his son. The man was willing to move states and fight to get sole custody of him, and still supported him financially to keep him afloat after he'd moved out. While I do think a lot of what he did was misguided in hindsight, he definitely meant well. The way he's been handling Josh's passing really makes me regret how harshly I spoke about him in the past, that Facebook video was heartbreaking.
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Sorry to double post but all of you "Clint bad dad" faggots are probably not fathers yourself. What the fuck was Clint supposed to do? The harder he'd try to lock Cobes down, the more he'd rebel. Cobes would have rather killed himself than live in a group home. Trying to manage his boy's ODD insanity was unironically the best he could do. If he pushed too far, Cobes would have excised him from his life.
Sure, Papa Nipz may be a weirdo feminist photographer, but that doesn't mean he wanted Josh to die in his sleep in his trailer.
Just because you have the luxury of being an outsider and seeing an obvious solution, doesn't mean any of those solutions would have fucking worked. Cobra lived as he died.
 
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Emotional Support Goose said:
Babe I think you're talking about this pic I posted a few days ago?

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This is a pic of Ozzy and some baby with actual Baby Cobra's head shooped on the other baby's body (one of Ozzy's kids, presumably). Tshirt might be shooped too who knows. I was looking for the real original non shooped portrait of baby Josh and young Clint that looks like it was taken at JC Penney or Sears where the pic of Cobe's head comes from.
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How could I be so dumb? I was thinking “Holy shit, young Clint looked like Ozzy, what a head of hair he had!”
Welp, it’s a funny T-shirt.
 
Eyesore City said:
Maybe I missed it, but has there been a response from older characters in the Cobraverse?

No statement from Darf? Or Warlord? Stephanie?
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Sasha going to be heartbroken. Also, there is no Cobraverse without the King Cobra himself. Its now the Casperverse, and its a bleek, hellish place on earth.

Edit: Oh man, and darf. Poor darf :(
 
Anonymous Pool Services said:
Sorry to double post but all of you "Clint bad dad" faggots are probably not fathers yourself. What the fuck was Clint supposed to do?.
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You're right, I think the time to critique Clint has well and truly passed. That guy has a lifetime of second guessing and what if's. I also believe when someone dies you can't really criticise them.

Official Food Hack Tester said:
The thread slowing down is so depressing. TMDNWU, toobz.
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It's sad :( I think when seizure robot does his final video on the man that will be sad, as well as boglim chronicles and bite sized, to a lesser extent. I don't know who I'll follow so closely then.
 
Cobes really had of age, alive, non-related and biologically female goth fangirls watching him. He wasn't lying.
 
Ponzo said:
Cobes really had of age, alive, non-related and biologically female goth fangirls watching him. He wasn't lying.
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It just sucks he couldn't enjoy any of the positives of his fame. The trolls had him so locked down and isolated that he was on defense with every single person he met.
 
Ponzo said:
Cobes really had of age, alive, non-related and biologically female goth fangirls watching him. He wasn't lying.
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Is that Tricia? I didn't even know she was still around, is Controlla still around? I tried to look her up to see if she was a deathfat already or not.
Tricia waits for her son to go to sleep and then goes live, talks about cock sucking and butt-fucking and whatnot with her son in the next bedroom, may god help him with a middle-aged attention-starved thot.
Another one tat i used to watch that also was in that circle was Pebbles, a coalburner that also didn't take care of her son.
Cobra could fuck any of them, he shouldn't because you shouldn't stick your dick in crazy.
 
ecrockedboston said:
Also, there is no Cobraverse without the King Cobra himself. Its now the Casperverse, and its a bleek, hellish place on earth.
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Well the Batverse without Batman is Gotham.

Another bleak place.

I recall that in one of the old Christian Bale Batman movies, it was implied that, Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s character would take Bruce Wayne’s place as Batman.

Perhaps we need to appeal to Gordon-Levitt?
Would he make a good Cobes?

He likes to do arty low budget experimental stuff.

Maybe he could live in character as Cobes for a few years and take over the YouTube channel.

A fitting tribute with many more Boglim adventures to be had?
 
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